Penis explodes -

oddguy · #91 05-16-2004, 09:42 AM

I agree. I like topics lately. Some of them have been very heated, but for the most part very mature, deep, and intellectualy gratifying.

-oddguy

oddguy · #92 05-16-2004, 09:45 AM

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No I'm not. Sorry but that's just not true and I won't let you misrepresent me like that. While I have strong opinions about things, that does not make me opinionated. Yes, I beleive in my opinions because I am confident in my beleifs, but I don't attempt to make anyone else change their opinoins to match mine.

o·pin·ion·at·ed

Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to one's own opinions.

Sounds like you to me, but I could be wrong. I should've said you have strong beliefs.

-oddguy

Codek · #93 05-16-2004, 09:48 AM

Having strong beleifs and being opinionated are two completely different things Oddguy. I don't defend my own beleifs unreasonably, therefore by your definition I am not opinionated.

Now please cease this, you're starting to offend me.

Edit: your definition is flawed; being opinionated is beleiving that your opinions are not opinions, they are correct FACTS and should be the way everyone thinks.

oddguy · #94 05-16-2004, 09:51 AM

I got the definition from dictionary.com...

Sorry if I offended.

-oddguy

Codek · #95 05-16-2004, 10:12 AM

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I got the definition from dictionary.com...

Sorry if I offended.

-oddguy

The definition isn't wrong, it's just very loose, and as such can be misinterpreted.

I accept your apology, on the basis that you got your information from a vague and unintuitive source, and that you don't really have a spiteful bone on your body.

(And as we all know, good bones make good brew)

oddguy · #96 05-16-2004, 10:20 AM

In the end, my post to kellie was saying that you're a nice guy, even though you have strong beliefs. That was what I was trying to get across.

Well, I'm glad you're not mad. Let's frolic through a field of flowers and skip happily into the sunset!

-oddguy

Codek · #97 05-16-2004, 10:37 AM

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Let's frolic through a field of flowers and skip happily into the sunset!

Sounds a bit like Glastonbury 1960.

Sekto Springs · #98 05-16-2004, 01:16 PM

I'd rather make burritos, anybody want any?

EDIT: Have you noticed that there have been so many requests to get back on topic and each time we get less, and less off topic

Oh well, it is OFF-topic.

***Nate*** · #99 05-19-2004, 12:54 PM

Okay, let's try and get this back on topic:

umm...hem...err...'penis explodes'...what to do, what to do...okay here goes...

No one seems to be able to work out how this may have happened. Therefore I would like to enlist all the male members of the forums for a full scientific study. Try and get someone to shag as soon and as often as possible. Alter the following variables:

*Speed of shagging
*regularily of strokes
*relative pressure (use you imagination on how to vary this)
*ambient temperature
*identity of partner

so if your penis explodes, tell us so that we will know what to avoid in the future

oddguy · #**100** 05-19-2004, 01:52 PM

I nominate hobo.

He'll find out for us.

-oddguy

Mac the Janitor · #**101** 05-19-2004, 06:48 PM

I'm guessing either 1) she was REALLY tight, 2) there was some other "object" in there with him, or 3) it was pedophilia.

Codek · #**102** 05-19-2004, 07:42 PM

Oh typical. It was a bullshit news story.

Well there you have it folks it didn't really happen. Your penis can't "explode" unless you plant explosives in it. To be honest this doesn't suprise me, I really can't figure out how it would be possible for your penis to explode during sex...

Hobo · #**103** 05-20-2004, 05:11 AM

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I nominate hobo.

He'll find out for us.

-oddguy

Ok then... Come here Mac...

ClaireBear · #**104** 05-20-2004, 05:18 AM

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Oh typical. It was a bullshit news story.

Well there you have it folks it didn't really happen. Your penis can't "explode" unless you plant explosives in it. To be honest this doesn't suprise me, I really can't figure out how it would be possible for your penis to explode during sex...

You can actually "BREAK" your penis though!

If erect you can fracture it... mucheous painfullous apparently and it makes a delightful breaking bone sound... *KSNAP*

Rupturing the full blood vessels at the same time and if the excruciating pain doesn't make you pass out the blood loss will!!!!!!

Ooooh Ouch!

So lads... gan canny w'ya wands when ya with ya lass or lad... I mean OUCH!

Hobo · #**105** 05-20-2004, 05:20 AM

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You can actually "BREAK" your penis though!

If erect you can fracture it... mucheous painfullous apparently and it makes a delightful breaking bone sound... *KSNAP*

Rupturing the full blood vessels at the same time and if the excruciating pain doesn't make you pass out the blood loss will!!!!!!

Ooooh Ouch!

So lads... gan canny w'ya wands when ya with ya lass or lad... I mean OUCH!

God, just reading that made me cringe...

Fez · #**106** 05-20-2004, 05:55 AM

God, thank you for that CB, you blond bast- erm..... Bitch.

Codek · #**107** 05-20-2004, 06:42 AM

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Ok then... Come here Mac...

*watches*

That's just... how do.. oh god no don't do that it's...

Wow... I had no idea you could actually do it that way...

Oh my god... HEY come on man he'll be shitting without control if you...

Dude, that's just plain... uh... yeah. You should probably just...

Oh good lord... you're... I...

*averts gaze*

Fez · #**108** 05-20-2004, 08:05 AM

Incredibly funny that be. Well done Death.

oddguy · #**109** 05-20-2004, 08:17 AM

That was great.

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I'm guessing either 1) she was REALLY tight, 2) there was some other "object" in there with him, or 3) it was pedophilia.

The one in bold makes the most sense to me.

-oddguy

Fuzzles! · #**110** 05-20-2004, 09:26 AM

Wow I avoided this topic because I thought it was a link to an exploding penis (couldn't risk looking at that at work) and look at all I missed out on!!

Penis guy - the poor dude, that's gotta hurt!

I enjoyed reading everyone's views on masturbation and the like, it's a real eye-opener to me.

oddguy · #**111** 05-20-2004, 11:39 AM

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I enjoyed reading everyone's views on masturbation and the like, it's a real eye-opener to me.

We're all very open on this forum.

-oddguy

***Nate*** · #**112** 05-20-2004, 12:45 PM

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Oh typical. It was a bullshit news story.

Well there you have it folks it didn't really happen. Your penis can't "explode" unless you plant explosives in it. To be honest this doesn't suprise me, I really can't figure out how it would be possible for your penis to explode during sex...

where do you get your info from? How do you know it was fake?

Codek · #**113** 05-20-2004, 08:26 PM

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where do you get your info from? How do you know it was fake?

Was talking to a friend about it and he said that it was actually fake - I then asked my doctor about it and he agreed with my friend.

I think it's pretty glaringly obvious that this is fake. The article provides no medical proof of such a phenomenon.

ClaireBear · #**114** 05-20-2004, 09:42 PM

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God, thank you for that CB, you blond bast- erm..... Bitch.

Right fother mucker! Whats up with you?

What are you insinuating here?

Do you even know yourself?

Codek · #**115** 05-20-2004, 09:45 PM

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Right fother mucker! Whats up with you?

What are you insinuating here?

Do you even know yourself?

Back on topic please.

ClaireBear · #**116** 05-20-2004, 09:49 PM

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Back on topic please.

Yes... Right Ferill... if you have a gripe... would like to offer a double identity theory... or just plain think I'm a bloke... kindly elaborate!

Join me in my boudoir that is the SPAM THREAD!

Fuzzles! · #**117** 05-21-2004, 07:40 AM

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We're all very open on this forum.

-oddguy

Openness and sharing is good!!!

Hmm well I checked on some Urban Legends sites, that's usually where the fake stories would be de-bunked...but nothing. Still really hard to believe though!

***Nate*** · #**118** 05-23-2004, 01:01 PM

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Was talking to a friend about it and he said that it was actually fake - I then asked my doctor about it and he agreed with my friend.

I think it's pretty glaringly obvious that this is fake. The article provides no medical proof of such a phenomenon.

the article is from ananova. Not a site generally known for quality medical journalism. Anyway, we have confirmed that it is possible to 'break' your penis (which is really just popping internal blood vessels) so maybe that's what happened here and anananananaananova decided to make it sound a bit more exciting by talking about explosions...

ClaireBear · #**119** 05-23-2004, 09:35 PM

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the article is from ananova. Not a site generally known for quality medical journalism. Anyway, we have confirmed that it is possible to 'break' your penis (which is really just popping internal blood vessels) so maybe that's what happened here and anananananaananova decided to make it sound a bit more exciting by talking about explosions...

Surely a broken cock is enough without elaboration!?!

I mean OUCH!!!!

Codek · #**120** 05-24-2004, 02:42 AM

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the article is from ananova. Not a site generally known for quality medical journalism. Anyway, we have confirmed that it is possible to 'break' your penis (which is really just popping internal blood vessels) so maybe that's what happened here and anananananaananova decided to make it sound a bit more exciting by talking about explosions...

I'd be inclined to agree with you there.

Breaking so many blood vessels may actually cause the blood pressure in the internal wound to get so high that it ends up escaping through the skin, thus it "exploded" - even though that's a REALLY crude way of putting it (but like you said, I'm not suprised to be hearing it that way from ananova)...