Caption Contest

[Hobo]

Concept: I post photo, you guys stick a funny caption on it, other photos can be put in by you guys aswell, but when captioning please say what photo you're captioning.

To start:


"Little did Molly notice the giant American Tourist falling on top of her"

OR

"Hank later regretted buying the 'Garlic' from the man with dark glasses"

[whElk]

Man: "I have flourescent urine."

Girl: "My eyes are soiled."

.

[Nath]

Man: "I can see my house from here."

Woman: "If I stand perfectly still he can't see me."

[Facsimile]

"*Insert loud Godzilla screech here*"

[MunchOnThis]

"A rip off of Agent Smith from the Matrix comes to Paris"

or

"No matter how that man stands on his tip toes, he shall never be as tall as the Eiffel Tower."

[Fez]

Girl = "help! i'm clustrophobic!"

[Mojo]

Girl: Hmm, I imagined God to be alot older...

[Nath]

Cameraman: "Move more to the right Steve, I can still see the sun."

[Al the Vykker]

"Looking to start a new war, and to get back at France for not joining the coalition forces in Iraq, George Bush orders an unsuspecting Paris to be bombed."

(Look at the bright light to the right of the picture to understand my caption, the lense flare or light.)

[Wolfpac]

Man: Well, mine's bigger!

[MrBoj]

the French's first attempt at a rocketship was not a total waste after all.

and another picture to take a gander at:

[Mojo]

Hi, do you want to lick pie of my face?

[VaniLLaKiLLah]

"Oh man,i hate these f***ing birds...".

[Alcar]

That's sickening how someone could humiliate him in such a manner. The first thing that came to mind upon seeing that image was total disrespect for the person who could do such a thing.

As for the more decent photo:

"Christine already had worries about how Michael and her were going to have dinner together. It was when she thought about after dinner, back at her hotel, that she really began to worry."

Alcar...