Here is some FS&H for you:
Q. You said you could hack the forums.
A. I do not want to attack, destroy, hack, maul, piss on or otherwise damage servers, forums, or websites affiliated or associate with this forum. But you don't beleive me anyway, so what's even the point in asking?
Q. You are just like Reese Charles you dick.
A. I am not Reese Charles, I am not anyone else you say I am, unless you say that I am Kowalski Spacek. Then I will ask you if you have been reading my bank statements again.
I don't care what you think of Reese Charles either, if you think I am an asshole just say that you think I am an asshole, don't relate me to people I haven't even met, retard. If you want to offend me do it properly.
Q. You demand modship.
A. I do not want to be a moderator. I do not want to have modship. I do not demand modship. I do not require modship. I need very very few moderator powers, just so that I can help Mac. The reason I asked to be a moderator was because I thought that the only way I could get these powers was by being a full moderator.
Q. You insult more experienced members and staff.
A. Oh of course, how stupid of me, obviously they are far more experienced than me. I mean, they have spent so much more time pushing the button that says "New Topic" and so much more time pushing the button that says "Reply" haven't they. Man they must be experts by now!
Q. Hey you ****er, your ideas a crap, nobody will like it.
A. I do not have time to enter a heavy debate with some fool who doesn't even like me. I do not feel that I should have to state my right to an opinion each time I say anything to you, just so that I can show you how much of a dick you are being.
Q. You are getting all stressed out about nothing, its just a forum.
A. My life is more important than this forum. I do not care what you think of me, I care what my freinds and important people in my life think of me. So I won't go and make any kind of special effort to make you like me, or to meet your standards. It is you who will have to put up with it if you don't like me, because you are the one who is fussed about who you like and don't like on this forum, not me.
Q. You will always be at the bottom of the list of choices for modship, because of all that you have done here.
A. What? All that I have done here... Right. Okay, since you are a retard, I'll try not to be patronising, if you know what that means of course. I haven't done anything here. And if I did, who's to say it is any of your business? Intelligent people avoid stuff that they don't like, and let the "qualified" people sort it out, they don't into arguments, make matters worse, then start moaning about it afterwards. The forums won't magically go down a hole in the floor just because someone expressed a negative opinion.
Q. No, that band aren't crap.
A. OK, now why don't you just leave and make everybodies lives easier huh? Listen up moron, I think that they are crap. I am allowed to think that a band are crap in case you haven't noticed. So what makes your opinion much more valid than mine? Are your tastes the only official ones in the world? I don't like them, they won't split up just because someone doesn't like them. And if everybody liked them then they would probably just turn into another lame pop band. Although if I am insulting them, they probably already are.
DISCLAIMER:
Some of the above scenarios and statements are simulations or examples, and are not quoted from anything other than my imagination. I cannot be held responsible if you start an argument, or break something because you think that this is directed at you. Thankyou.
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