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12-21-2002, 07:25 PM
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Dear Formers,
I feel i have to apologise for the stuff i have said/put YOU through the past couple of yrs. I know i am nasty and harsh person but its my way of venting and i dont mean it really. So, SORRY . I know that none of my EXCUSES will be tolerable and FOR that i am ashamed. You too are HUMAN-BEINGS and i should not be so mean. LINDSEY, ROBYN, MUNCHMAN ABE ETC i apologise deeply. YOU may even believe that i DONT DESERVE TO LIVE and that upsets me, as you are not seeing the happy person i am. As i write this i realise, the only thing that comes close to sincerity is the following poem;

For all of the things i have said and done. Im sorry.
Upset i have made you, and i am deeply sincere with this.
Come into my circle of friends and feel my warmth.
Kling onto my arms like tired, sorrowed Birds.
Witness the kindness that can radiate from me.
Incredible people you are and always be.
Tire of me not, for i will be your friend forever.
Single you out i shall not, as i shall respect you all.

That poem is dedicated to Lindsey, Robyn and Munchman Abe among others and it comes from the depths of my Heart. Well...the subtext does...

~*Jacob*~
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12-21-2002, 07:30 PM
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I will not say sory but im not mad any more

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12-21-2002, 07:32 PM
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What inspired you too write such a loveley poem
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12-21-2002, 07:41 PM
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LOL...well done, Chris. VERY well done. Come here and kiss me.

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12-21-2002, 07:41 PM
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I couldn't believe you'd do such a thing to say your sorry Jacob, I was amazed. Then I saw the Poem. And unlike the *others - not including Mac* I saw what you really said, which wasn't that hard to figure out

Oh Jacob, you are always surprising me, with new and wonderful sarcastic things

But, you do have to sometimes tone down a bit sometimes. Because as hard as you try, children can't grow up as fast as you want them too.

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12-21-2002, 07:51 PM
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What inspired you too write such a loveley poem
My feelings...
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12-21-2002, 09:30 PM
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Oh Jacob, you are always surprising me, with new and wonderful sarcastic things
Thats why its good hes still here. Its that funny thing you notice and makes you keep laughing. Well done Jacob, not for the insulting of those people but for the laughter it brings. No offense though to you guys mentioned.



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12-21-2002, 10:41 PM
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I so relate with Jacobs poem.... Especially to dear Robin, who got dillusional thinking he could hack forums after people like me poked at him...
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12-22-2002, 08:03 AM
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what a wondeful poem jacob, you should try to get it published!
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12-22-2002, 10:27 AM
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Oh wow! I couldn't believe an apology at first but even a beautiful poem!
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12-22-2002, 11:23 AM
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Ah...poetry and sarcasm at its finest...
*appluades Jacob's wit*
Well, that brightened up my day...
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12-22-2002, 01:22 PM
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LOL Well done...Such a touching poem...*rolls eyes*
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12-22-2002, 02:08 PM
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Do you remember when you wrote that post thats like I keep on saying abe and never have a job and died? Who could be that retarded. I mean it. Say one of your funny post with alot of words saying me. Well I may not beable to spell alot of words that are long,and mostly becaus I never check or edit but i'm not retarded. I know that nobody would do that! I'm talking to Jacob.

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12-23-2002, 02:58 AM
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I really like that poem. Its something
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12-23-2002, 07:53 AM
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I think the sub text has a bit of class to it!
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12-23-2002, 12:02 PM
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That whole poem is what I'm trying to say to everyone too: lindsey, MC(yeah right), and others




touching chris, touching
I love those sub....nevermind
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12-23-2002, 02:01 PM
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Very clever Jacob, I only wish I read it earlier.....but seriously I feel bad for the others...
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12-24-2002, 12:00 AM
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Originally posted by Oddsville
but seriously I feel bad for the others...
not me!
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12-24-2002, 12:06 AM
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Nads please stop spamming, this is your first warning for spamming the forums.

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12-24-2002, 02:46 AM
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I just have to say, Im not stupid, but what some people seemed to say did seem a little literal regarding Chris' poem and apology. I hope you all were not taking it seriously.

Anyway, Ive probably just made an ass of myself, so Ill just leave quietly...
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12-25-2002, 04:44 AM
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But poetry's for geeks, isn't it, ever-enlightening Jacob? :P

I think the reactions to this thread proved your point, though.
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12-25-2002, 05:51 PM
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When I first saw this thread I coudn't believe what I was reading... Jacob actually expressing emotion! Guess I was wrong. If some anonymous person came on saying this about the mods they would surely be banned. I'm glad that people can take a joke around here.
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12-27-2002, 06:39 PM
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apploagy excepted, and i knid of agree about some of the things u said about me.

how come it says FUCKWITS down the side, r u just bluffing this?
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12-27-2002, 06:45 PM
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You dolt, the whole thing was designed for that. He had no intention of apologizing to people like you.
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And asking a stupid question like that proves Jacobs point.
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12-30-2002, 04:09 PM
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WOW Jacob, I'm shocked. You apologize? Your really growing up. I love your poem

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don't say you don't deserve to live jacob i think you deserve to live.
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