You're great but...

ClaireBear · #1 04-02-2004, 02:29 AM

I feel like a complete goozeberry in here....

If I'd discovered Oddworld 10 years earlier then maybe I'd be okay in here but as is I just feel like I'm on yard duty!

Sorry guys... you're great but you're just not me or rather my generation!!

Thanks for the hints and tips... If I feel like chucking my PS2 out of the window I know where to come!

But if any of you have any older brothers! Let me know!!!!!!!

(I'm joking again!...well...actually...no...really... Im joking!!!

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Death.. you're a pretty wise guy but you should learn to chill!

Mac... I do believe you're cool!

Dis... don't frequent the Bigg Market when you're older! A word from the
Geordie wise!

See ya!

Oh if you guys ever need any... well big sis talk (everything or anything!) or homework help I'm gonna add my e-mail okay so you can get in touch!

After thought edit....

I really really really don't believe half of you guys are the age you claim to be btw... some of you yeh! Its obvious in the turn of phrase, spelling, punctuation and social references but others... I dunno...

Anywho looks like no one gives a s**t anyway so my offer of the e-mail stuff still stands... and remember in my email you can spam and double post as much as you like...

to err is human... to not give a chuff about it is devine... I think I went slightly ary with my quotation there but... anywho!

Havoc · #2 04-02-2004, 03:22 AM

are you feeling to old to hang out with fellow Oddworld fans??? Thats weird and a little stupid as well...

Anyway, to bad your leaving so soon, I don't think you already saw the full potential of the forum. Hope youl find a place where you feel more at home.

*kcuh UCH* Check siggy *uch uehgeu UHCE!*

Hobo · #3 04-02-2004, 03:31 AM

I think you'll find that most people are these ages, some people are just, well, completly and utterly stupid, take ferill or ANN NEELY for example.

Anyway. Bye.

(This should be in welcomes and birthdays Majic, move it now. Or else fear my pineapple)

ClaireBear · #4 04-02-2004, 03:34 AM

No... I'm feeling too old to hang out with people who are under the legal drinking age regardless of whether they are OW fans or not!

On other forums I tend to swear and use innuendo and I don't feel that is right in front of a bunch of minors!

Especially ones who shout me down!!!!!

And Havoc... whats with the *kcuh UCH* Check siggy *uch uehgea UHCE!* Are you choking on a cyber cigarette?

ClaireBear · #5 04-02-2004, 03:39 AM

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(This should be in welcomes and birthdays Majic, move it now. Or else fear my pineapple)

Why this isn't a welcome or a birthday?

Its definitely an off-OW topic!!!!

See because of you're padantic rules people can't even say goodbye in the right frickin place!

Look! I know alot of forums and these... I wasn't going to say... aren't teen chat or frequented by kids... no where actually is as het up about what and where to post as you guys and for a bunch of young people I find this anal behaviour distressing... lighten up will ya!

Fez · #6 04-02-2004, 03:44 AM

double post again. Hobo, get the Pineapple.

Hobo · #7 04-02-2004, 03:47 AM

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Why this isn't a welcome or a birthday?

Its definitely an off-OW topic!!!!

No, it's not. Just accept that it should be in welcome and birthdays. It won't even effect you if you're leaving now will it?

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See because of you're padantic rules people can't even say goodbye in the right frickin place!

See above

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Look! I know alot of forums and these... I wasn't going to say... aren't teen chat or frequented by kids... no where actually is as het up about what and where to post as you guys and for a bunch of young people I find this anal behaviour distressing... lighten up will ya!

No. If anyone has a problem with our forums, be it leaders, members or the rules. Then they should leave, we don't want to here them moan, as much as they don't want to be here.

ClaireBear · #8 04-02-2004, 03:49 AM

Dare I even ask about the pinapple?

Wait... is this a reference to a certain film where Hitler was tortured in Hell by having a pinapple inserted... ahem... you know where... "Little Nicky" Great movie..

But how do you know the moderator and or I wouldn't enjoy the pinapple!

I refuse to be chased off a forum by a bunch of acne ridden game players... ooooh... controversial! (My humour!

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Look guys! I logged on I posted and immediately somone was on my case about the frickin rules and people haven't let up since!

You know I could say that you guys are age-ist! Not giving the elderly a fair break!

Fez · #9 04-02-2004, 03:51 AM

i dunno, Hobo uses it. Knowing him though.....

Di$array · #10 04-02-2004, 03:52 AM

sorry to see you go

it been great talking to you and thanks for the tip. if you change your mind your welcome back here anytime(i think that is from all of us).

alreet am off.....

ClaireBear · #11 04-02-2004, 03:54 AM

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sorry to see you go

it been great talking to you and thanks for the tip. if you change your mind your welcome back here anytime(i think that is from all of us).

alreet am off.....

Bless ya... fellow ickle Geordie!

Got to admit it you're one of the more chilled people here!

I think the pinapple thing is from that movie... just imagine it though.... *yeeeouch* Not good!

Hobo · #12 04-02-2004, 03:57 AM

Most people here can be chilled, but you're leaving after only a few days because you won't bother to give people a chance to see what they're really like. You are starting to irritate me now, I'm sorry but for the first time ever I'm going to side with Death.

ClaireBear · #13 04-02-2004, 04:01 AM

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Most people here can be chilled, but you're leaving after only a few days because you won't bother to give people a chance to see what they're really like. You are starting to irritate me now, I'm sorry but for the first time ever I'm going to side with Death.

Now you know how I feel then.... irritated! I'll give you people a chance if you'll give me...

The only person here perpetuating the animosity is you Hobo... must be the raging hormones eh?

Hobo · #14 04-02-2004, 04:03 AM

Yes, welll done you took the time to notice that I am in my teenage years. Now, apply the amount of time you are currently using to moan about us, to go and get to know some members.

Other than me.

Please.

Fez · #15 04-02-2004, 04:03 AM

Deaths a dick in general, just ignore him.

Di$array · #16 04-02-2004, 04:04 AM

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must be the raging hormones eh?

lol great joke there....i can see there being all out war with you 2.

ClaireBear · #17 04-02-2004, 04:04 AM

There's noone else here! Except you, me, ferril and dis and I know you guys!

And the hormones thing... it was just a leader for one of you guys to start banging on about the elderly!... I'm still waiting!

Hobo · #18 04-02-2004, 04:08 AM

No. You don't know us, you can't possibly know someone in the amount of time you've been here.

Just No.

Fez · #19 04-02-2004, 04:08 AM

you spelt my name wrong. war has begun.

Mac the Janitor · #20 04-02-2004, 04:13 AM

You know, Claire, I'd probably respect you a lot more if you'd stop all the petty age jokes. In every single one of your posts there is some sort of reference of how much older and more "mature" you are, or how young and pathetic we are. Frankly, it pisses me off.

Oh, and there are more than 5 people on this forum...yes.

Hobo · #21 04-02-2004, 04:14 AM

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You know, Claire, I'd probably respect you a lot more if you'd stop all the petty age jokes.

Oh, and there are more than 5 people on this forum...yes.

Amen.

Mac, I've just realised that I never told you that I love you enough. How could I ever repay you?

ClaireBear · #22 04-02-2004, 04:14 AM

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No. You don't know us, you can't possibly know someone in the amount of time you've been here.

Just No.

You never "know" someone on a forum anyway do you... I mean really... we're a bunch of avatars... I'm a fricking baby Lemar for Gods sake (I am kinda cute though... ahhh.. look at its ickle blue eyes!)

Ferill I aplogise... an error on my part... however select your weapon of choice... personally i have been know to tickle individuals to death but that can be complicated on a forum!

Di$array · #23 04-02-2004, 04:16 AM

lol "war has begun" i joined along time ago and i have just started posting lately, i have alot incommon with people here (for example ferill he like guns, i like guns) and i am hoping to progress on to becoming friends like i have on other forums for example http://forum.massive.se/index.php

take some time claire to talk in discussion and ask people what they like and dislike.

Mac the Janitor · #24 04-02-2004, 04:18 AM

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Amen.

Mac, I've just realised that I never told you that I love you enough. How could I ever repay you?

Oh, I could think of a couple ways...

*pulls out can of jam*

Lucipher · #25 04-02-2004, 04:19 AM

erm......its fine. just dont do it again.

*walks away nervously* weird.....

Hobo · #26 04-02-2004, 04:19 AM

Oh I was thinking the same thing Mac.

*pulls out Tapeworm*

Di$array · #27 04-02-2004, 04:19 AM

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Oh, I could think of a couple ways...

*pulls out can of jam*

lol way to far m8 way to far

Fez · #28 04-02-2004, 04:21 AM

damnit! that post by lucipher was me again. I'm am so gonna kill him!

so.... hobo, where did you pull that tapeworm from?

*pulls out M249 PARA 5.56mm heavy machine gun...and a buttering knife*

ClaireBear · #29 04-02-2004, 04:22 AM

Now just where are you going to be putting that jam Master Janitor?

And Hobo... put the pinapple down and move away...

I'm still waiting for the obligatory "bananas 30 year old woman in a plokadot dress" joke.. its seriously running late!

Ferill? Guns?.... Me no likey guns... but maybe you could educate an older woman?

Ferill? Ferill? FERILL? Put the machine gun down and move away!

Right thats it! *CB produces a very old dusty AK47* ... old faithful..okay its got more spread than a knife and the propensity to jam and back fire but an oldy but a goody... like me!

Di$array · #30 04-02-2004, 04:23 AM

it was an example