Alf's Assistant!

[oddguy]

Aha! I was right! This Alf's Assistant guy really is what his name says! He was on here not only ten minutes go. I was wondering about him, so I clicked on the profile and he's an Oddworld Inhabitant. He was online, so I sent the dude a PM and he had allready gotten off by the time I sent it.

Anyway, a discussion is in order!

-oddguy

EDIT: Evidence.........

[Seargentbig]

Ohhh!
Nice find, but I wonder who he is...

[a flock of seagulls]

its says he hasnt posted at all i wanted to see posts by this guy

[Esus]

oh, and you actually believe he's telling the truth of his occupation? I severly doubt it...

[paramiteabe]

I wouldn't rule the notion out Esus. Alf does come on here every now and then. I wouldn't be surprise if other inhabitants do the same. I too am cerious in this person.

Paramiteabe...

[oddguy]

His custom title is Oddworld Inhabitant. Alcar and Abe Babe are the only people that can do that, so they obviously must know about it.

-oddguy

[Hobo]

His custom title is Oddworld Inhabitant. Alcar is the only guy that can do that, so he obviously must know about it.

Don't leave out our wonderful admin Abe Babe. Shame on you oddguy for forgetting her.

[oddguy]

Anywho...I just talked with Alf's Assistant on Oddchat and he's updating OW.com tommorow. Yay! That's about all he could say really.

-oddguy

[Esus]

Ok, I believe it.

he's updating OW.com tommorow.

Its about time...

[Al the Vykker]

Anywho...I just talked with Alf's Assistant on Oddchat and he's updating OW.com tommorow. Yay! That's about all he could say really.

-oddguy

I really agree, well as I said, if there was evidence that he was from OWI, I would believe it and I do. Its nice to see another employee here on the forums. Well, I guess we'll have to see when hes going to finally post.

[Lucipher]

Who is Alf's assistant? Come to think of it, who's Alf?

[Sekto Springs]

Who's Alf!? Who's Alf!? That's like asking who your mom is! For shame....
Alf's Rehab And Tea! RING A BELL! Haven't you played AE?


Anyway, if you ask me; I think Lorne should join the forums--we'd probly treat him like a king and give him all the Administrative properties

[oddguy]

That would be awesome if Lorne joined, but he is such a busy guy I doubt he would.

-oddguy

[Al the Vykker]

Well Ive always had thoughts that perhaps Alf is Lorne. I could be wrong but I see so many little tid bits that point to it. Anyways it would be cool if Lorne joined but I dont think we will see it. But I'll say this dont ever rule out the possibility.

[oddguy]

The same thought has crossed my mind as well. It would be interesting to find out if Alf is in fact Lorne himself. OWI is really close to their fans.

-oddguy

[a flock of seagulls]

That's like asking who your mom is!

i agree!theres Alf's Rehab and Tea, Alf's Fan Club and tea, Dear Alf, Alf's Fan Art, Alf's Fan Odds n Ends, and and....... well theres AE for Christs sake! you need to play more, you sad sad creature you

[paramiteabe]

The same thought has crossed my mind as well. It would be interesting to find out if Alf is in fact Lorne himself. OWI is really close to their fans.

-oddguy

Same thing crossed my mind. It would be interesting to find out. It is rather suspicious.

[Sekto Springs]

I always thought Alf was Lorne, but if I asked him he'd probly say something like "Who's Lorne? I'm Alf!". Max or Xav may know the answer to this riddle...I still have a nudge-wink feeling that he is Lorne, Only someone as close to the fans as Alf could know the things we talk about and here Lorne knows it all.

[Joshy]

This is Alcar, using Josh's account. Hi

Alf's Assistant is indeed an Oddworld Inhabitant, Kristen was telling me over the phone when I contacted her to tell her of my absence. For privacy reasons we don't release who exactly Alf, and Alf's Assistant are.

(This is just a one off reply, my internet is still on it's way...)

Alcar...

[T-nex]

WAHT!! Then YOU know????????????????++++++++++++++++++++

[Hobo]

This is Alcar, using Josh's account. Hi

Alf's Assistant is indeed an Oddworld Inhabitant, Kristen was telling me over the phone when I contacted her to tell her of my absence. For privacy reasons we don't release who exactly Alf, and Alf's Assistant are.

(This is just a one off reply, my internet is still on it's way...)

Alcar...

Yay! Peter hasn't died! (Majic, Plan B should now be used)

WAHT!! Then YOU know????????????????++++++++++++++++++++

Please learn the English language.

[Xavier]

Lorne is not Alf... Alf is simply the guy of the fan relations...
Lorne is far to busy to spend as much time Alf is spending to take care of us.
Hope it helps

[Esus]

I've always assumed that Alf was the OW Community relations Manager, not the OW Managing Director

[Sekto Springs]

Damn, I guess it was too good to be true. I know Lorne is busy, but none the less he should atleast stop by once or twice and say howdy-do. He knows only a handful of his fans' names
(namely Kristen/Peter), he should get to know the rest of us. Hell, if he knew me he'd probly make me the Vice President of his company!


(that was childish)



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[Fez]

Anyway, if you ask me; I think Lorne should join the forums--we'd probly treat him like a king and give him all the Administrative properties

well...erm... I'm Lorne Lanning! honestly...

[oddguy]

Hey! We have a new member called "OddworldInhabitants" kids! Maybe OWI will use this account to give us some vague OW4 info. Hmmmm, either that or it's just some dude who names his account the lovely company name we adore. Again I say, Hmmmmmm.

I thought I'd post this in here so I wouldn't have to start a whole thread on it. It'd be especially annoying if this "OddworldInhabitants" member was just a 'joe normal' guy.

-oddguy

[Alcar]

I was talking about the new member with Max earlier. I had suggested we change it, to get rid of confusion, but then he reminded me, we have many versions of Paul O'Connor.

Alcar...