Hearing a godo song ont he radio that you don't know the name of.
Running out of tape.
The way that no matter how careful, how delicately, how slowly I operate a pen or marker, ink ends up and on my hand and it smears.
Nitpicks who point out "flaws" that "perfect" people make.
Having annanounced schedule changes on TV.
Having to get up from the most perfect state ever-right when you wake up, you're incredibly comfortable, warm, and all that jazz.
Wrinkled rugs.
The cackling laughter of a pack of girls at something that isn't funny.
Whenever you get into an argument with a person devoid of any thought, common sense or reasoning, get angry, but can't think of any comeback they wouldn't just laugh at.
Things being thrown in any sort of confined space, sports or games excluded.
Teachers who play favorites (One reason why I especially hate any sort of actual athletic class. Coaches are the nastiest with this.)
Remembering something after it's too late to do it. Ie: Forgetting to pick up a CD before you got in the car, getting something at a store, extra credit work, etc...
Remote controls with buttons that don't work.
Having a pen run out of ink, and then having none other pen to use afterwards.
People who snicker, laugh, talk, etc... during live preformances of any kind. Damn them to hell.
Having an unsaved word document crash.
Getting the first scratch, dent, etc.. on something, taking the first bite of a prepared meal, having to tarnish the beautiful yellow point on a brand new highliter. Stuff like that.
Button mashes.
Hitting every red light down a road.
Car design flaws. I went to the Official Dallas Autoshow today, and found quite a few:
- Large, hard plastic expanses. Worst on pickups.
- Center consoles that flip TOWARDS the passenger, effectively preventing any use. The main deal with this is that cars with these awful center consoles usually have...
- Glove compartments that you can't open because of positioning compared to your legs. Combining this with a crappy center gives a passenger no storage space, whatsoever.
- Useless cop holders.
- Having no arm room for passengers. This was quite possibly to most common problem I found, and it's VERY uncomfortable to have your arm squashed right next to you.
Finding an unlabled CDR music disk of mine.
Forgetting to wear a belt after I'm already at school. When I can drive, I swear i'll keep an extra belt in it. Just in case.
Bad color schemes or choice of judgment.
Excessive packaging on CDs, video games, DVDs, etc... Sure, it's too keep people from swiping disks inside of the cases, but it's a pain having to tear off the plastic wrap, and then the god awful tape keeping it closed.
The lasik ads placed on the Sunday comics, EVERY FREAKING WEEK! And no only are they always there, but are an immense pain in the ass to tear off. God, if I wanted a corrective eyesight operation, I would have gotten it already. Damn Dr. Boothe and his lasers!
People who wear shirts that are too small. Nobody wants to see a gut. Unless it's a hot person. Then, exceptions may be made.
Needing to staple something, only to find the stapler you wanted to use is empty.
Needing to blow your nose, only to find the tissue box is empty.
The way horrizontal surfaces have a magnetic attraction towards anything capable of being placed on it. Magazines, paper, chip bags, pens, mail, etc...
How any sort of weather condition, whether it be rain, darkness, or cold, makes people drive like clueless piles of dung.
People who drive too slow. My dad and I have concluded that if you find a person driving under the speed limit, and look towards them as you pass by, it'll be either one of two people; An elderly chap, or a forgeigner.
The way prices of some products, namely candy, are higher at regular grocery stores than dollar stores.
People who always try to wear headphones, thinking they're cool, listening to that same "cool" music that sucks, and listen to loudly at that.
People who don't scoop the poop.
"The Gas Cycle". You need to pass gas. But you can't, because it's a public situation, confined car, or something of that nature. Then, when you can finally let it out, it's gone. And thus the cycle continues indefinately.
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Ick. I think I got ahead of myself. But the thing is, I'll probably think of more later. Curse my easily annoyed mind!
EDIT: Curses. Remembered the dog poop thing. Randomly.
EDIT2: I just tooted, reminding myself of the gas cycle.
Last edited by Majic; 03-07-2004 at 07:42 PM..
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, my family always does that.
WHY!
I've never heard of that, but now it seems like some corrupt thing that would go on.
I saw the spikes on that instrument and though you were talking about...you know. Silly me. 
I bet some weird mailman has done that though...somewhere out there.
