The Knucklehead Chronicles #1: The epic begins

[oddling]

Okay heres a story of a lovely lady that was bringing up three very lovely girls, all of them had hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in curls...... Wait no it isn't!!!!!! Well I'm trying to make a story half drama half comedy. Like have a really dramatic moment and then all of a sudden someone farts. It's going to be about Abe and a Slig named Raquel (pernounced Ruh-kehl) that meet eachother and go on adventures yadda yadda yadda, well it's not going to be easy so let me know after this chapter if I fell off the wagon yet. Have fun and keep all arms, legs, and head inside of the vehicle at all times, thank you and enjoy the ride.

Chapter1

Raquel looked out at the orange, and purple stained evening sky from her post on the outside of the Barracks. She just didn't seem to fit in with the rest of the Sligs, while the others beat poor, half starved Mudokons to their death, Raquel just stared mystified at the outside world. She longed for freedom from the horrid Barracks, to be able to go wherever she wanted, to be able to do whatever she wanted to do without having to do it in a tight schedule. She needed open space, she was like a wild animal caged up in a zoo. She didn't like the idea of working for barely any money, staying in one place, doing the same thing day after day all her life. That was not her idea for a living, that was her idea for a nightmare. A nightmare that she was living in. All right cut the mushy stuff allready!!!!!! She didn't like the friggen Barracks and she wanted to get the hell out!!!!!! Why did I wright all that?!!!!!!! Oh great, I've fell off the wagon! Finaly! Now I can wear underwear on my head! Weee wooo weeee wooo! Allright back to the story. "Okay shifts over, get outta here!" Shouted the anouncer Slig over the mega-phone. "Finaly! And just in time to see that movie on the Sci-Fi channel!" She jumped in the air and did a little dance. She then noticed a group of less important Sligs staring at her. "What are you lookin at punks?!" She raised her bigger gun at them and threatened, immediatly they backed off. Then her friend Lucifer appeard and started a conversation. "Wow how did you do that?! I've been trying forever to make those creeps stop bugging me!" He exclaimed. "The trick is to have a bigger gun, if you get a few more promotions, maybe you'll see what I meen." She replied. "Yah I kinda allready see what you meen. If someone had a big thing like that pointed at your head would you keep making fun of them? Like lets say your in a tank full of Sharks, and all you have is yourself and a toilet plunger, only one of you can leave. It's obvious what you would choose. Now lets say this toilet plunger has a big AK 47 pointed at you, this changes your odds a bit." He said with a laugh. "Hahaha! You're hilarious Lucifer!" "Why do you think they made me head of the Idiots Club?" That night after wathcing Godzilla VS Barbera Striesand on the Sci-Fi channel with Lucifer, Raquel decided to hit the sack. As she fell to sleep, she thought about today. For some Odd reason, it felt like after this day life would never be the same.

Is it good?

Oddling l:c l

[tybie_odd]

heck yeah, it's good! You're not off the wagon yet

Keep it up! I love Raquel's name. So pretty! You're on a great start, just spread your wings and you'll be flying in no time

*Pulls up some popcorn for a snack, and aspirin for when the laughs start causing headaches* Bring it on!

[Stripe]

I GOTTA know if and/or how Raquel gets out! Does she have help or does she just say hey, "so-n-so" wants me to get him this-n-that,....be right back- and away she goes? Does she take her friend Lucifer with her?

Inquiring minds wanna know!

[oddling]

Hold yer horses Stripe! It's coming, it's coming. And might I suggest using duct tape to strap yourself into your seat tybie_odd, you might fall and hit your head on the floor. A little duct tape will fix that, duct tape'll fix anything. Oh no! I'm starting to sound like my dad!

Chapter2

That night Raquel was woke by an ear shattering bang. She stumbled out her door sleepily, to see what had happened. She heard mutters of "That Abe guy." but never made out a full sentince. She tried asking people what hapened but they did not listen. As she pushed her way to the front of the crowd she noticed a deep red goo splatterd across the floor. Then she realized what the red goo was. Blood. Someone had been shot. But who? As she still amde her way through the crowd she found a small peice of colored string on the groung. It was the friendship bracelet she had made for Lucifer. "Lucifer? Lucifer!" She was getting very worried by now. Finaly she got to where all the attention was at, but once she saw what happened, she wished she hadn't. There lying on the floor, was her best, and only friend, dead. "Nooo! Lucifer!!!!! Lucifer!!!!!" She ran over to him and started crying. "You know this guy?" Asked a Slig with a little notebook and pencil that was jotting things down every now and then. "Of course I know him!!!!! Why else would I be crying my guts out then you idiot?!!!!!" She screamed at the Slig. "Well what the hell do I care if ya know 'em?! He's just another dead guy to be thrown in the recycler!" "You wouldn't dare put him in there you pig!" She yelled and pointed her gun at him. "Hell ya he's going in there?! What do you want me to do, bury him? He's just a stupid worker class Slig, no one givs a ratz ass about them!" He then pointed his gun at her which was bigger. She had been defeated for the first time. She wasn't used to that. She had been used to just making up a little comment, and pointing her gun at them. She was a pretty high ranking Slig so getting her ass whooped was not in her list of things to do today. She was not having a very good day, her best and only freind was dead, she just got dissed majorly by another Slig for the first time, and she got woke up at 3:00 AM. Now she could never get back to sleep! Usually she shot people who did that but this time she couldn't. Her anger bubbled up inside her like a soda bottle being shook up. She just couldn't take it anymore. She ran off into the night, trying to get as far as possible from this horrid place. She hated the Barracks, she hated the Glukkons, now she hated her life.

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[oddling]

*Dramatic music plays* duhn duhn duuuhn. Lucifer went boom! Bwahahahaha! I meen um *sniff* what a sad story! Oh what the heck, I've fallen off the wagon anyway! Wee woo wee woo! *Puts underwear on head* Nawrfligle gunganafaja, oon cheeky! Yeeehahahahaha!!!!

Chapter3

Escaping wasn't as hard as she thought it would be. The only person that stopped her, was a guard that asked her where she was going. She just said she was going to get a donut, then he let her pass through. Raquel just ran as fast as she could away from the scene. She wished she could just keep running forever and ever. Her life sucked, she hated everything now. The same thing happened to her mother when she had Raquel. She went nuts cause she kept f;ushing Legos down the toilet. Two weeks later she ended up in an assylum. She just ran and ran and ran until she ran into something. she looked up and saw a Mudokon. This wasn't an ordinary Mudokon though, it was blue. And if you're too stupid to know who it is by now, then I don't know how the hell you can read this!!!! "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She shouted. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The Mudokon shouted in return. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They both shouted together. "Don't shoot!" The Mudokon yelled and curled up into a little ball on the ground sucking his thumb. "Hey I should be afraid of you! Not you afraid of me!" Then she too curled up into a fetal position and started sucking her thumb. "You're afraid of me?" Asked the Mudokon. "Hell yah I am! Why else would I be curled up in a ball sucking my thumb you numbskull?!!!!!" She said. "Well why are you afraid of me?" "Um.... I'm kinda afraid of Mudokons when I don't have my gun. You're lucky I didn't wet my pants yet, and short circuit them!" "Well aren't you going to shoot me?" "Nah, I'm not in the mood right now." "So you're not going to shoot me?" "No! Why do you keep asking?!" "I love you!!!!!" The Mudokon ran over and started kissing her. "Blegh! Stop kissing me! Who the heck are you anyway?!!!" "My name is Abe. Whats your name?" ".................................................................. Say...... that..... again?" She stared at him with disbeleife, and her eye started twitching madley. "I said my name is Abe, who are you?" ".................................. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't hurt me!!!!! I have a hamster and three goldfish!!!!! Please I'm too young for health insurance!!!!!!!!!" "Don't worry! I'm nor gonna do anything, just help me get the hell outta here!"

Hmmmm.... very interesting Watson, very interesting......

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[oddling]

I'm gonna be switching from Abe's point of veiw, to Raquel's every now and then, so don't get confused mkay?

Chapter4

Raquel just stared at Abe with disbeleif. Was this really the big Mudokon terrorist everyone was talking about? If he was he, was puny! She saw pictures of him on the M.O.M but they only showed bad drawings of him made by whitnesses. They often showed him about 10 feet tall, with big claws and teeth. This guy could be blown over with one of those hand-dryers from the bathrooms! "Um........ hi? Um.... my name is Ricky, no it's Rachel, no not that um Ronny, no it's uh, uh, um, Raquel. Yah thats it! Um......," She just couldn't handel it anymore. "Damn you're puny! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA BWAHAHAH BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! * cough* Aha, *Cough* Ahahahaha *Cough *Ah *Cough* a, *cough* uh.................... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She couldn't stop laughing. By now she had a major side-sticker and was on the verge of passing out. "Whats so funny? Why am I so puny? What did you think I looked like, big claws and teeth?"he asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Yes! Thats the thing about it, everyone drew you like, a million feet tall with big sharp teeth and stuff! Some of them even drew you eating a whole bunch of Sligs! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "They really did that?" "Yah! And now I finaly get to see what you really look like and, *Snort* you're a shrimp! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Okay I get it! I'm tiny okay? Now can we get outta here allready?" "Okay okay, hold on a sec. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Hits herself on head* Ow! Okay, all better." She then led him to the only exit she knew about. The only reason she did know about it, was that her Grandpa had tried to escape once, it didn't work. But right before they found him hiding under her bed, he told her where it was. But there was an itsy bitsy problem. YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THE FLEECH KENNELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that complicated things a bit. The only reason they had an exit, was incase of an emergency, a Glukkon called a few Slig to blast all the Fleech's out of there, then take the Glukkon to the exit, then let the Glukkon close the door on the Sligs that just saved it's life, and watch them all go boom. They couldn't put a guard there cause any Slig in the right mind would if they had the chance to. So they made it so you had to go through the Fleech kennels. And you'd have to have on heck of a big gun to get through there. Suddenly the idea came to her. She was risking her tush to get this guy out of here, maybe he should do the same. "Hey
Abe, hold on a sec. I'm doing a very dangerous thing here for you, just so you can get out. So if you want me to do something for you, you gotta do something for me. Get what I meen?" "Yah, what do I have to do? Get you a donut?" "No. I want you to blow up this place. It sucks, all my friends hate it, but all my friends also hate you, so blow this place up, you won't have to worry about them wanting to shoot you anymore!" "What are you nuts?! I'm not blowing anything up! Sure there was that one time I flushed that cherry-bomb down the toilet, but that doesn't count!" "Fine, deals off then. Now where did I put my rifle, hmmmmm........." "Okay okay! Don't shoot! I'll blow it up for you okay? You happy now? You're gonna get us all killed, but if thats what you want go ahead!" "Yipee! I love you too!" She then ran over and started kissing him, like he did before. "Blegh! Slig kisses! Nasty!"

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[paramiteabe]

Thankyou for replies in my story anyway your story is pretty good so far keep it up.

[sligster]

More,more,more!!!!!! C'mon! MORE!!!!!!!

[thebomb372]

are u gona write more

[Kaimana]

Wow very impressive. keep it up. thats brilliant

[oddling]

Sorry it took so long to wright another chapter! I've been running around alot lately, wow you guys really like this one! Well heres your fifth helping, don't get too bloated now, ya'all here me?

Chapter5

This kid is nuts , Abe thought to himself. But if he was dumb enough to listen to her, then he was probably off his rocker too. "So what exactly do I have to do?" He asked. "Well, there is this one button in the Glukkons bathroom that'll blow up everything." "Why is it in the bathroom?" "Incase someone booby traps the toilets and puts Fleechs in there" "Why would someone do that?" "You'd be surprised." She started blushing. "Well where is the bathroom anyway?" "It's in the main hall, but thats full of security Sligs......" Suddenly, Abe got an idea. A wonderful idea, a terrible idea, he got a wonderfully terrible idea! "Hey Raquel," "What?" "Where's the Glukkon dressing room?" "What?!!!! Why would you wanna go there?!!!!" "Well you said it was full of security Sligs, if they see me, we're toast, but if they think I'm someone else......," "Abe you are crazy, brilliant sometimes, but crazy." So they went out to find the Glukkon dressing room, and beleive me, they did not want to go there. Who'd wanna anyway? It's all full of poop that got stuck in the poop shoots, and old Meech Munchies. Yes,you heard me right. Meech Munchies.Those things are like twinkies though, they never seem to rot. So finaly, they got to the poopy, old Meech Munchy Glukkon dressing room. Once they got there, Abe immediatly threw up. "This place smells like something the Slog left on the floor!" Shouted Raquel. "Well duh, why do you think I just threw up then?!!!" They wanted to make their visit quick so they started trying things on. "Well technically Abe, you're the only one who needs a disguize, I'll pretend to be your assistant." "Sounds good." He said, putting a pair of shoes on his hands and sticking his butt through the head hole. At the moment, lets just say Raquel was happy the editor had some censors glue left. "Well, how do I look?" He said. "Well, you're going to have to walk on your hands, but then your butt will be sticking out of the top. Hmmmmm......" She grabbed a magic marker and started drawing on his butt. "Hey! That tickles!!!" "Oh shut up, you sound like a Tickle-me-Aslik!!" When she was done, she gave him a mirror. On his butt, she drew a very bad Glukkon face, big orange eyes, buck-teeth, cigar, the whole works. "Well, isn't it great or what?" "Um....... ya..... it's...great... ya, it's great, ya. Hehe." He said sarcasticaly. "Well my dad always said I should have been an artist when I grew up." "Dad? What is this..... dad?" "You don't know what a dad is?" "What is dad? Do I know him?" "Oh ya, whoopsies. I forgot you didn't have one." "Can we buy one? Maybe they're at the dollar store." "Oh forget about it!!!" So they made their way to the main hall, where they would hopefully, get to the Glukkon bathroom. Abe walking on his hands with huge shoes, and a magic marker face on his butt, and Raquel with....... normal stuff, they trudged through the corridors looking like a two-person friek show. "Hey look! Everyone's running away from us! It must've worked!"

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[sligster]

You will write more. You have to write more. You must write more!!!! Jesus, this stuff's addictive! Just write more.

[oddling]

Hey maybe I made a new form of Weed, exept not hazardous to your health. Wait, it is hazardous to your health, 35 people every year die laughing, or from falling out of chairs. Be cautious my friends, you never know when something like that could happen.......

Chapter6

As they made thier way through the corridors, Raquel noticed that Abe didn't exactlly sound like a Glukkon. They decided to try and practice on that more. "Hey Abe, you told me earlier you made a good impression of Molluk, exactlly, how good are you?" "Pretty good, not perfect, but good." "Can you show me?" "Okay, ahem.......um....what should I say?" He started blushing, he was probably kinda shy. "Um.... I don't know?" "Okay, ahem..... I don't know?" He did a perfect impersionation of Molluk. "................... How did you that?......" "What, am I bad?" "Hell no! Forget about practicing! Lets go blow up some Glukkon tushy!" "Do Glukkons even have tushies?" "Um...... good question, I'll have to ask Alf when I get a chance to go on my laptop." "Alf? How do you know him?!!!" "He's only on every talk show and every web site!!" "Web sites?!!!! I told him not to do that!! He spams way too much!" "And by the looks of it he tells lies, you aren't exactlly twelve feet tall, with a mustache." "Mustache?! I'm going to have to talk to Alf when I get back then......." He said in a angered tone. Finaly, they made it to the main hall, there was a donut stand, and a fat gaurd Slig with a hat that said 'dough boy' on it, sleeping face flat in a jelly filled Krispy Kreme. "Yup, sure is alot of dangerous gaurds here... mm hm... lots of 'em.... and veeeeery dangerous... yup...glad we went in that smelly room full of shmit and had marker drawn our butts, cause this looks reaaaly dangerous..... yup..... glad you thought of it...." "Okay so they slacked off a little on the gaurds, so what? There's bound to be more up ahead." "Yup, maybe they like jelly filled Krispy Kremes too." "Oh would you shut up!!!" They made their way down the hall further, on the way they past a giant Octopus with wings, Frankenstien, a Spinosaurus, and Godzilla, nothing too dangerous, but after a few hours of walking, they saw it, standing right there, in the middle of the hallway, was the most dangerous, and evil creature known to inhabit Oddworld. PIKACHU!!!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Holy poop on a stick it's a Pikachu!!! Run like hell!!!" They ran from the two foot terror as it just stared at them with huge brown eyes. They hid behind a big box and waited for it to move. "What are we going to do?!!! It looks ready to pounce!" It now started licking its balls. "Its so vile and disgusting...... just look at it..... makes you want to puke." Abe started scratching his butt. "Yah, disgusting..." After a few hours, the Pikachu finished licking itself, and ran away. "Phew, that was a close one, I thought we were done for when it started picking its nose like that!!" After a few more minutes of walking, they came to a door gaurded by Sligs. "Uh oh.... we're not supposed to be here!"

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[Kesiah]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Run for you lives! It's..........Pikachu!
*screams and runs round in circles*
Someone save us all!

This story is really cool, let's hear it for Oddling!

[oddling]

Thanks Kesiah! Hey, hope you don't mind, but I'm making a cameo of your story in here, I just thought it would be funny, if you don't, you can dunk my head in a tank full of mutant sea bass with lazers attached to their heads!

Chapter7

They had gotten past the dreaded Pikachu, and made it to the enterance of the Glukkon Executive hall. The door was gaurded by teo Big Bros, and they didn't look like they liked jelly filled Krispy Kremes. "Psst, okay Abe, you're on your own now." She whispered to him. "Ahem..... um..... Hello.......I am a Glukkon..... I um *cough* need to um.. see Deneral Dripik for ahem... er...a meeting about um.. *cough* er.....," Raquel pointed to the jelly filled Krispy Kreme secretly, to give him ideas.", Um... discuss the prices of donuts... yeah thats right donuts... hehe...... did I mention I was a Glukkon?" He said in a hesitant voice. "Right......... we see you are a Glukkon," He snickerd to the other Big Bro. ", um...*snort* can we see some ID?" "Er....why yes um... I have it in my pocket...hehe....... psst, Raquel, what do I do?!!" "Um.... look it's Hello Kitty!" The two Big Bros just stared at her. "Where!!!" Shouted Abe, he forgot to sound like Molluk when he said it. Then in his drastic search, he tripped and fell head over heels into the Big Bros, his costume snagged on the Big Bros pants, and fell off. *music plays* "Hey, you're not a Glukkon!" "Uh oh.........." He closed his eyes and waited for them to shoot. After a few seconds, nothing happened. "Well, aren't you gonna shoot me?" "Nope, there's a shortage in Mudokons and aren't allowed to shoot any even if they're trying to eat us." Then the other Big Bro started a conversation with him. "Yeah, like that Muddy guy, with the eating disorder! Remember when he ate that Slig for calling him a bastard?!!!" *Kaimana you better be reading this!! Long story all you other peoples* After a few gruesome stories of eating Sligs, they noticed that abe wasn't one of the slaves there. "Hey aren't you that Abe guy?" Said the one Big Bro. "Naw can't be, he's trying to find a can opener with Munch, some Kesiah dude said it on the forums." "Uh uh! That Lorne guy said he was trying to blow up the Vykkers Labs!" They started a big fight about where Abe was. "Uh.... hello? Can we go through?" "Yah yah whatever!" Said one of the Sligs not listening to what he said. "Ookay..... we'll just be going now........into the Glukkon bathroom.......to blow you all up....... and not even think twice about all the innocent Sligs we killed.......... including you..........." Said Raquel. They still didn't listen, they just kept right on fighting with eachother. Abe put on his costume again, just in case, and they headed on their way to their goal, the Glukkon bathroom.

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[sligster]

Ya'know, your right about the can opener, how the hell is Munch gonna get the gabbiar open!

Anyway, keep it comeing! this stuff's great! And I love it!

[GTdragon]

What can I say..It's outstanding so far..wait no..far beyond outstanding...I love the part about thew pikachu....stay with yer imagination and keep them chapters coming. I hate it when i'm left in suspense....oh well i'll have to wait.

[Al the Vykker]

Youve got a really good story going here, cant wait to see more.

[Kesiah]

Hey that's pretty cool oddling, I don't mind about that at all, I especially like the jokes to do with the other fics!
I can't wait to see where this goes!

hmmmmm, I need a sig.......

[oddling]

Thanks guys! Sorry it took me so long, just got back from the beach!

Chapter8

Raquel and Abe had gotten past the two dumbest Sligs they had ever saw, and were now headed for that big shiny red button in the bathroom. Wow, wonder if Raquel was related to those guys? Abe thought to himself. Abes hands were starting to hurt from walking on them, and he was wondering if the marker on his heiny was starting to wear off. Eventually, they came to big door that said "DO NOT ENTER. GLUKKON MEETING IN PROGRESS " Raquel stared at the sign for a moment. She noticed under all of the wrighting was the blue outline of a small Glukkon. It looked alot like a mens room sign. "Hmm......... I think this is it Abe! Just cross you're fingers and hope no ones in there though, I've heard stories from sligs that worked as janitors in here, they've seen things that could make you barf just by thinking of it!" "Well thats really encouraging, oh, and Raquel...." He paused for a moment. "Yes Abe?" "Don't think anymore, okay? It's starting to scare me." "*sigh* Okay, lets just get this over with know, the sooner the better." And the less time I have be stuck with you!! She thought to herself. Raquel slowly opened the door to the Glukkon bathroom, finaly she pushed it open all they way, and there, naked, taking a whiz, did I mention naked? Was Aslik. "Oh good lord......." Raquel just stared at the disgusting sight. Abe turned a grayish blue and was on the verge of fainting. "Um.........*twitch* Hello Aslik *twitter* mind if I *twitch* use the bathroom?" Abe's left eye started twitching and his knees started to shake. He looked like had just seen a weirdo...... Again. "Uh.... go right ahead......" He stared at them with equal curiosity. They had made it into the bathroom stall, and there, in a little glass cass thingy, on the wall, was the big shiny red button.*music plays*

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[Kaimana]

Great job Oddling that is some funny stuff....keep it up

[oddling]

Thanks Kai!

Chapter9

They had finaly made it to their goal. The big shiny red button in the bathroom. It had a little plastic lid around it so no one accidently bumped into it and blew all their asses to hell. For several moments, they just stared at it in awe. They went through all this trouble, got into so many fights, went through so many Expressos that it wasn't even funny, and now it had all finaly paid off. *that first man stepping on the moon music plays, you know, duuuhn, duuuuhn, duuuuuuhn, duhn, duhn!!! duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn, you know, that one*Abe lifted the plastic cover, reveiling the shiny red button with the words 'Mudos Times' writen on it.....Mudos Times?!!! "What the hell! This is a @*#^&$! newspaper machine!!!!!!" Shouted Abe. "What?!!! How the hell did that happen?!!!" Raquel shouted in return. "What the hell happened?!!! I listened to you!!!!! Thats what the hell happened!!!" And in the red corner,... we have the local town favorite, straight from the Slig Barracks, iiiiiiiiiiittt's Raquel the Slig!*crowd cheers* And in the blue corner,... all the way Monsaic Lines, the savior of the Mudokons, iiiiiittt's Abe!!!!*scricket chirps and tumble weed rolls by* Ladies and Gentelmen, leeets get ready toooo ruuumbllle!!!!! *bell rings* Abe had Raquel pinned and was giving her a few vicious upper cuts, Raquel flipped over, now pinning him, and started kicking the hell out of him. The tiny stall was a raging ball of chaos and pain. All you could hear was them screaming and shouting insulting names. They however, forgot that Aslik was still on the other side of the wall, he was hearing all the screaming, still thinking that Abe was a very strange Glukkon taking an enormous shit. "Hey, sounds like you're having a tough time over there, why don't you try reading something? That always works for me." Abe and Raquel were now just scratching and clawing at eachother, desperate to get at one anothers necks. In doing so, Raquel accidently ripped of Abe's loincloth, creating a noise that sounded like tearing paper. "Is it helping?" Asked Aslik. Raquel nearly fainted and waited for Abe to put his pants back on. Everything was silente for a few seconds. "See? Told you it would work!" Once Abe had his loincloth back on, the havoc and mayhem began again. "Well, guess it didn't help after all" said Aslik over the noise. After a few minutes of trying to kill eachother one way, they decided to use a different approach, which really wasn't anything in perticular. They had eachother in a handlock, pushing eachothers strength to the limit. Finaly, Abe couldn't take it anymore, Raquel over powered him, held him in the air, and plunged his head in the toilet. Abe flailed, and kicked and screamed but everything all just came out as a big gargle under water. Abe couldn't hold his breath any longer, he did the one thing he could do, the one thing he was actualy good at. Farting. He ripped one and waited for the effects to kick in. Almost immediatly, Raquel let go and started holding her nose. Abe tried pulling himself out of the toilet. He was just pulling himself up, when the back of his head hit the outer rim of the toilet. His head was STUCK in the toilet. Stuck, as in, too big to get through, tightly wedged, trapped, I don't give a ratz ass what you call it, his head was stuck in the toilet. He started panicking and yelling. Once again, it came out as a big gargle. "Phew! That reeks! Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a curtosy flush?"Asked Aslik. Raquel finaly got over the stench of Abe's ass started flushing his head in the toilet. As the water drained down the pipe, he got a nice gulp of air, then was plunged again in shit water. Just enough to last him till he got his head out. He kept pulling and pulling, trying to get out of the hole in this giant porcilen throne, finaly his head was freed, he caught Raquel by surprise, and pushed her head into the crapper. This time, he made sure she didn't get out. He held her head in there and kept flushing. Eventually, she stopped kicking and screaming. He looked in the toilet to see she had passed out. She wasn't dead, she'd recover soon, just knocked out a little. He put his costume back on, and walked out the door to wash his hands. Then Aslik stuck his head through the bathroom door, to see Raquel sticking out of the toilet with her legs straight in the air. "Holy #*$! what did you eat!!"

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[Kaimana]

geez those were some fights...great job oddling..nice detailed comedy too keep it up

[Al the Vykker]

Doing great oddling Keep it up! You really like to write! Anways keep doing what your doing.

[Silversnow]

*is still laughing from reading the last part* Oh, that was simply hilarious! What story will you mention next time, hmm? I want to know so maybe "someone" should write more...

[Kesiah]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*laughs like an idiot*
Thats pretty funny Oddling! I hope to see some more soon!
*saves story to re-read again and again and again.......*

[oddling]

Hehe, thanks guys, oh and Silversnow, looks like 'someone' finally wrote something!! : )

Chapter10

Raquel woke up on the bathroom floor, covered in toilet water, smelling, and feeling like shit. Litteraly. Not much of a surprise actually. She woke up with something blue with wings looking over her. "Raquel, wake up." It said in a hevenly voice that sounded like an angel. "Wha? Am I dead? Am I in heven?" then the angel seen floated away and it turned into a smelly bathroom with that damned Mud hanging over her. "Naw, you're in the 7th layer of hell. Kinda" "Abe you &*@$^%! idiot!!!! I should kill you!!" She shouted. "I should be killing you for nearly getting use zapped by a Pikachu, shot by Big Bros, and getting caught by a Glukkon!!" "Oh never mind, fighting'll only make us kill eachother, then either Skillya or Sam will be shouting 'The dingo ate my baby!!'." So they hid back in the bathroom heiny hider, until they could figure out a plan. "Hmm...... got anymore cherry bombs?" Asked Raquel. "I told you not to bring up that subject, I was only 5, I had a cherry bomb, I had a toilet, what more could I want?" He replied (if Abe was 5, then in Mudokon years he was actually 10, the average life span of a Mudokon is 40 years, the average life span of a human is 80, 80 devided by 2 is 40, so each year is multiplied by two. *pushes out Mrs.Fetchko* Beat it whore!!! Hehe, sorry guys!) "No, I meen to blow this place up you idiot!!" "No I don't have one!! Jeeze, you always have to yell don't you?!" "Oh just shut up and think!!" They kept on thinking until they got so damned tired, that some plans were actually starting to make sense. "Hm.... hey Raquel?" Asked Abe. "Yeah?" "Is there a match somewhere?" He asked. He had a sinister look on his face. "Yeah, but why the hell do you want that?" She asked. Abe looked behind him at his butt, then looked back at Raquel. "Oh, nothing, just curious." "Oh no, you're not gonna........" Abe smiled an evil smile. "Yup, I'm doin' it"

Oddling l:c l

[Kaimana]

great job Oddling this stuff is funnny!! Keep it up I love this story

[oddling]

*gasp* Sorry guys! School's been keeping me busy so I haven't had time to write another chapter! Well, here it is!

Chapter11

It took a while to figure out how to get the fart to the match with enough time to run like hell. Finaly they decided to connect a whole bunch of straws and make a tube to the match which would give them enough time to run. So they quickly headed to the cafiteria, and got a bunch of straws, then they announced on the intercom system to all the Sligs to get thier sorry asses out of there. Unfourtionatly, that also alerted the Glukkons, but the Sligs were too stupid to do anything but run around. Raquel whistled loudly to get the Sligs attention."Yo dorks! We're about to blow this place to bits!! Are you going to get out the damned door and run, or are you going to make my species look like a bunch of assholes a bit more, and get blown up?!!!!" All the Sligs froze and stared at Raquel. "Thats what I thought you would say, now get the #@*! out of here before you all turn into extra crispy Slig Mcnuggets!" The Sligs all ran again in pandamonium, but this time towards the door at least. then all of a sudden Dripik came up to them. "You two won't get away with this! SECURITY!!!!" Two Big Bros ran towards them and were about to shoot them when Raquel realized they were the same two who were fighting over where Abe was, which had saved them thier lives. She tried to get them fighting again to see what happened. "Who, us? Naw, can't be us! Abe's supposed to be finding a can opener! Right?" She nudged Abe with her elbow and winked. "Huh? What you got something in your eye? Oooooh.... yeeeah, he IS supposed to be looking for a can opener!" Said Abe imitating Raquels sarcastic tone of voice. "Yeah, he is supposed to be looking for a can opener with the frog dude! Don't worry sir, these are just some employees I guess!" They walked away still arguing about where Abe was. "Damn you Abe! If it weren't for you and that pesky Slig, we would of had you allready!" "Save it for the court Dripik!" BANG! She shot Dripik and he fell to the floor. Some ratz were allready chewing off his head. "Why did you say 'save it for the court'?" Abe asked. "Eh, I just always wanted to say that cause I wanted to be a cop when I was little. Instead I got Slog Doody duty." She said with a snicker. They got all thier straws together, got a few Sligs to blast all the Fleech's, and lined the straws from a match pretty far away, up to Abe's arse. "Reday Abe?" "Ready!" abe gave the thumbs up sign and his face started squinching. Probably trying to work a big air biscuit. "Three, two one......"

Oddling l:c l

[Kesiah]

Wooohooo!!!!
*Pulls t-shirt over head, runs around like and idiot!*
This is great Oddling! I feel inspired to write more on my fic, even though everyone is stealing my McGlukkies Idea! meh. I'm over it.