If someone told you to do ? for a billion dollors. Would you do it?

paramiteabe · #1 08-29-2002, 01:30 AM

If someone told you I will give you a billion dollers if you jump off Mount Everest on a unicycle wareing only shorts and no shirt and clown shoes. Would you do it?

If someone told you that if you were to eat cow menure and eat other people's body waistes and drink someone's urine and it has to be a gallon for a billion dollors would you do it? yuck!

The question is what outlandish, rediculous, odd, crazy, disgusting thing you would do for a billion dollors?

Jacob · #2 08-29-2002, 06:49 AM

I'd do almost ANYTHING thats within reason and wont kill me...

DannyZ · #3 08-29-2002, 12:43 PM

Smoke a ciggerette (seeing as I dont like smoking)

Jacob · #4 08-29-2002, 03:43 PM

This topic would be more sensible if he actually stated certain tasks every so often and asked people to say what they'd do. As we can see, DannyZ's "I'd smoke a cigarette" doesn't exactly seem daring...

The Sour Slig · #5 08-29-2002, 06:00 PM

I wouldn't do any of those paramiteabe

Disgruntled Intern · #6 08-29-2002, 11:09 PM

smoke a cigarette? Whoa, take it easy there tiger!

Jacob · #7 08-30-2002, 08:40 AM

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smoke a cigarette? Whoa, take it easy there tiger!

Lol. I think he may be going a little too far, frankly. I think he should just start off small at first, like zipping up his fly quickly and without looking.

Abe-gun · #8 09-20-2002, 05:26 PM

I would;

1.Jump off the grand canyon and land in a trampeline, bounce back up and land where I started for a billion bucks.....

2. Walk naked back and forth 50 times on a stage walk in front of 3 kazillion people for a billion bucks......

3. Eat chickin testicals, cow poop, dog S**T, human S**T, a babys dirty diper, a cactis and a girls boobs all at the same time when mixed in a blender for a billion bucks.....

4. KISS THE FATTEST, UGLYEST, MOST STUPID GIRL IN THE WORLD IN TOUNGE KISS.....(YUCK!!!!!) for a billion bucks.....

5. Read a playboy on national T.V. that my parents are watching....(they would not like that.....) for a billion bucks.........

THAT'S IT!!!! YUCK ON THE 4TH ONE!!!!!

Jacob · #9 09-20-2002, 10:33 PM

You are 'yucking' the 4th one? When the 3rd is not only 'yuk' worthy but would also kill you...

paramiteabe · #10 09-21-2002, 08:56 PM

Heh I think your right Jacob that would kill him. He wins the Billion dollars and then he drops dead. YIKES!

General Drippik · #11 09-22-2002, 12:11 AM

I'd do anything for a billion dollars, as long as it isn't fatal.

Joshy · #12 09-23-2002, 09:38 AM

well i'll particulary do anything except for killing my self for the million dollar or decapitating so bad that i can't enjoy the billion dollar.

Oddness · #13 09-24-2002, 06:16 AM

For those of you that are saying you'd do anything that isn't fatal... would you chop off your own limbs? Disable yourself for life? Not to mention the pain...

I doubt I'd have the courage to do anything that would earn me a billion dollars...

***Cloverfield*** · #14 09-26-2002, 02:40 AM

Simple answer. No.

To me there are a lot more important things than money, so I wouldn't just go and do anything for such. Actually I doubt that I would even do anything simple just to get money.

Abe Babe...

General Drippik · #15 09-26-2002, 04:10 AM

A billion dollars Abe Babe.

Jacob · #16 09-26-2002, 02:57 PM

She knows what you said, she is just one of these people who are not like the rest of us...I believe we should exile her...Not caring about money is the ultimate sin...you have to, otherwise you dont have any morals to break...

General Drippik · #17 09-28-2002, 05:33 AM

Think not of money as money, but as the things you buy with it.

Jacob · #18 09-28-2002, 11:23 AM

*To be said in a high-pitched voice*

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucci!!

General Drippik · #19 09-29-2002, 04:39 AM

What?

Nath · #20 09-29-2002, 01:43 PM

Well i guess there are alot of things that i would do for a billion buks. like:
Eat a live snake, and have my stomache pumped after
Run into a lions den naked covered with deers blood,
Go up to the queen wearing the sream mask and asking her if she likes scary movies,
When ice skating, i would take off my skate and stab someone with it,
and chew a cigar, and swollow it

General Drippik · #21 09-29-2002, 07:44 PM

Smoke drugs for 10 dollars.
Shit on the queens lawn for 100 dollars.
Rob someone for 1000.
Kill someone and make it look accidental for 10000.
Burn my house down for a hundred thousand.
Slit my wrist for a million.
Shoot my hand with a hunting rifle for 10000000.
Shoot my foot for 100000000.
Smoke a cigarette for a billion.

Majic · #22 09-29-2002, 07:56 PM

for GD

1. Those drugs would probably cost more than 10 dollars.

2. Then you'd most likely be fined more than 100$

3. Rob someone, then go to jail.

4. Commit murder against someone for only $10,000? And then cover it up? Isn't that a lifetime sentence? They don't have to believe you.

5. Houses and everything in them are worth alot mroe than $100,000.

6. Slitting your wrist for a million? Deal! Who ever said it had to actualy bleed. Then again if it was in the way you were implying it, youd fall over twitching, and probably die.

7. Ok, heres the deal. You'd be blowing your hand off (some of your wrist on up would also come off) and the recoil from the rifle would probaby break your arm. Most likely badly. No easy way to play those video games now.

8. I've shot my foot. I've been hit in the foot by water, rocks, paintbalsl, and with a real bb gun one time. Weak bb pistol, more like it.

9. Smoke a cig? Isn't that smoking drugs? Or were you implying "drugs" as in cannibus? You do know that fake "anti-drug" attitude is quite stupid.

munchman · #23 09-29-2002, 11:27 PM

i would do any thing for a billion dollors.....................well maybe any thing..........*thinks*.............ok not every thing.........