You might be a Slig if...

Armed Slig · #1 07-23-2002, 01:42 PM

If you walk around you house, and, whenever you see a family member, say "Hi" in a Slig's tone.

If you walk around with a wooden plank and call it a machine gun in your garage (Oh, those lovely garage-guarding days).

If you stay still and if someone speaks to you from behind and turn abruptly and shout: "What?"

If you yell "Uh-uh" and "splee" before hitting on your little brother (strangely, I do this way too often).

If you make little mechanical noises when you walk.

If your Dad gives you an order you say "You got it boss."

If you're laying in bed and have nothing to wear, you wait 'til you Dad coems in and say: "Pants! I need pants! I'm screwed!" (Ah, such memories.)

PS: Thanks to oddling for the inspiration.

Reply and give more. I'm anxious to see what everyone has to say.

Kaimana · #2 07-23-2002, 06:06 PM

Well i would say that these different signs are fair enough to conclude instanity

Joke Joke. but realy if you are suffering from these illnesses. then all you need is mechanical pants. You never know you might be a slig.

Abe516 · #3 07-23-2002, 07:18 PM

If you...
cut off your legs and put mecanical pants on instead
are dumb enough to sleep on the job rit under a cliff, next to a mine which is just close enough for a certain blue mudokon to throw rocks at
u tell ur dog to "Get'im!", have the dog kill a friend, and then when the dog comes back, you pack him full of lead (i always loved that part)
your afraid of chanting blue people in loinclths
or if u pull levers (that result in giant pieces of meat, or boxes full of TNT fall from the sky somewere) for a living

Armed Slig · #4 07-23-2002, 08:44 PM

If you salute your Dad and say "Yes sir General Dripik, sir!"

If you hear Enya music you run around franticly and shout: "HELP"

If your little brother trips down the stairs you sit and watch while performing a Slig's laugh (

).

If you wear red goggles and march into dark rooms pretending you can see.

Stanley · #5 07-23-2002, 10:52 PM

Armerd slig dont be such an ass O. You are realy starting to stink up The forums. So lets start over Im stanley Nice to meet you. Now go straten up your ackt K ok

Armed Slig · #6 07-23-2002, 11:25 PM

0.o Ouch, man. You got me right where it hurts. I didn't even know I was being an ass. The can of Whoop-Ass thing was a joke. Anyhow. Hello Stanley, I am Armed Slig.

Kaimana · #7 07-23-2002, 11:30 PM

Hey you two settle your differences via PM not like this, if its a argument relating to the topic fine but it is not so that is not acceptable, perhaps you should get better aquianted with each other on Oddchat. just doing the members job of keeping GD clean as it has not been for awhile.

oddling · #8 07-23-2002, 11:37 PM

Whats your prob Stanley? We're just having some good old fashion fun, without spamming! You know, instead of critisizing someones hard work you could compliment them instead of calling them an ass. Go jump off a Speeder you Hutt! Sorry about that armed Slig, the little voices in my head told me to do it and then I said "Yes sir General Dripik!" then yelled at Stanley. I gave you the idea for this? Cool! Thanks for mentioning me! Well strangley enough I said yes to all of them. And they do not say splee. LOL. Beleive it or not they say freeze, but you can't really tell what they are saying, the only reason I know thats what they say, is cause on the gamespeak thing, thats what it says. Splee! Thats funny! Next time I hit my sister with my little peice of wood I call a machine gun, I'm going to yell splee! LOL I can't help it, it's so funny! Splee! What a funny word! Oh and hers my two cents for this topic, you know your a Slig if........ you keep your pants in a locker, and sleep in an upside down sleeping bag, ....... every time your friend calls you, you have to say "I'm tellin' you it's that Abe guy! Sell, dump it, lose it, get rid of it, you're outta here!" at least once, ........ you beat everyone at Planet Trog, *Planet Trog is a big place where you can play lazer tag near my house*...... you sleep during detention when you are supposed to be cleaning up the mess you made from shooting a class-mate in the cafiteryria ,..... whenever you play with your dog you say "Here Boy" and "Get 'em" alot,........ your best friends name is Crig, ........ the bully that picked on you in school was named Abe, ........... whenever your parents yell at you for not doing something you say "It ain't my fault boss, we keep running out of Mudokons! They keep dissapearing!", ......... and finaly, you don't have to comb your hair, you have to comb your tentacles. Phllb, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Splee! Ahahahahaha! Splee! Splee splee splee!

Oddling l:c l

Armed Slig · #9 07-23-2002, 11:39 PM

I'm sorry Kaimana, Stanley, and for anyone who's veiwing this for that matter. I've sort of been using too many foul words and caps throughout most of my recent posts, and I'm sorry for that. From now on I'll straighten my act up and try not to use foul language. I'll change my signature too. Today I relized just how annoying some of posts are, and I'll change that all...now. So c'mon, give me one more chance to start again.

Armed Slig · #10 07-23-2002, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
And they do not say splee. LOL. Beleive it or not they say freeze, but you can't really tell what they are saying, the only reason I know thats what they say, is cause on the gamespeak thing, thats what it says. Splee!

No, no, no. I mean those one Gamepspeak things. The L2 Triange and X. It sounds like a Splee and Uh-uh sound to me anyway.

Kaimana · #11 07-23-2002, 11:46 PM

Hey its ok, i did not mean to insult you and i am not mad at you i am more so mad at Stanley, i dont find your posts annoying, actually i like to see new members as involved as you are you and Oddling are one of my most favorite sligs,(im the first wierdo to say that) the other wierdos are getting old and there already dead. so no hard feelings. On the other hand Stanley you should lighten up, i dont like the way you addressed Armed Slig it was not at all mature fowl language is unacceptable as say the rules, and it only shows what a small vocabulary you must have, not to insult you but next time please do not say that to anyone

BTW Armed Slig there is no need to change your signature

Armed Slig · #12 07-23-2002, 11:50 PM

Wow, Kaimana. Thanks for that. You don't know how much that means to me. Well, let's just say you're my favorite Theory Generator. Anyhow, I got some more "You might be a Slig if..."s.

If you walk up to your pet cat, and, just to scare it, yell: "Look out!"

If you make "whoosh"ing sounds while throwing water balloons to throw at people.

If, after you hit them with the water balloon, you say: "Gotcha'."

If you call Coney Island Kinish "Paramite Pies".

If you call food-colored snack cakes "Scrab Cakes" (they really do taste better green).

If you walk up to your lazy 'ol cat and shout: "Here boy!" for no reason.

If you ever wonder what you'd look like with glowing red eyes.

Kaimana · #13 07-24-2002, 12:00 AM

No problem Armed Slig aside from being the forums theory generator i really try to stay a nice guy. making ones day better is all i need to do, keep up the good work and you will make a good member.

Well we can sure tell our Sligs from our other members, we have some very patriotic Sligs in the forums, my favorites are the muds and the glucks aint it ironic that i like the two enemies of each other

anyway i think this thread could start something perhaps if you did this for other creatures it would rise you know like ask everyone to pitch in, ah speaking of that who ever is reading this make sure to get your nominees in the UOC Intelligence today, tommorow i give the lists.
back to the subject just keep up the good work, and above all stay Odd, Armed Slig.

*walks away "they should call me the nice mud

oh well"

*

Stanley · #14 07-24-2002, 12:01 AM

Ok armerd slig we firends now that would be nice K.now your ackting cool Strate up man

oddling · #15 07-24-2002, 12:08 AM

I said yes to all of 'em. Again! Help! Help help help help help! Oh great, I'm acting like a Slig when you try to posses them, aaahhh! Theres Abe! Help help help help! Aw great now I'm paranoid! Hey, paranoid sounds like Paramite. Cewl. Paranoid, Paramite, paranoid, Paramite, I love this job! Okay heres my other two cents for this topic.
You may be a Slig if: When you're really happy you yell "I love this job!" *I actually do this often*, you die your skin green, put in red contacts, shave your hair, make little noises when you walk, then go scare your little sister*I did that once, but I didn't cut off my hair. It scared the crap out of her!* , Whenever your freinds ask you if you have pets, you say you have a pet Slog. Your moms name is Skillya. All the games you have are shooting games and you allready beat them all. You watch murder ranactments so you can get ideas to get back at that guy who shot your Slogs Paw. I love doing these things! We should make a game out of it!

Oddling l:c l

Armed Slig · #16 07-24-2002, 12:16 AM

Ha ha ha ha. Oddling, you are truly the most messed-up (in a good way) Slig fan I've ever seen. Kudos to you.

Jacob · #17 07-24-2002, 12:23 AM

How about, y'all go and kill yourselves...and see if your bodies shrink and smoke out into a black shrivelled nothing...Well, go on...try it out...

Armed Slig · #18 07-24-2002, 12:29 AM

Um, how about...no...Jacob.

oddling · #19 07-24-2002, 12:39 AM

Ahahah! Good one Jacob! I'd rather not though. Hey I got a better idea, lets all take an IQ test, then check the temperature of the room, then compare the two and see if we're Sligs! *goes and does test* Gee I'd be able to do this if the didn't have all those scribbles on the thermometer! *I think the numbers are scribbles if you don't get it*

PS: do you meen kudos bars Armed Slig? I love those little granola bars! Gimme!

Oddling l:c l

quetzalcoatl · #20 07-24-2002, 03:01 PM

If you shot down the posters of Abe your brother has in his bedroom.

If you start to develop mechanical legs.

If you wonder what you do with a machine gun in your hands.

Well, that's the best I can come up for now.

oddling · #21 07-24-2002, 03:49 PM

I wouldn't shoot the posters, think Abe's hot. *Blushes*But the rest I said yes to. I remeber when I was little my step-dad had a gun, I used to shoot the hell out of groundhogs and rabbits, then we got complaints about the noise and he sold it. Okay *Grabs wallet* another two cents. You may be a Slig if........ you wear a big gas mask and red contacts to look like a Slig........ you paint your nails black and carry around a super soaker all day*I actually do that sometimes*...... you still don't know how the heck you eat cause you have all those tentacles......... Everyone you know has the same mom......... You sleep so much, that a blue guy with really squeeky feet could walk right past you and you wouldn't wake up. Hows that?

Oddling l:c l

Jacob · #22 07-24-2002, 07:46 PM

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lets all take an IQ test

Ive taken an IQ test, i got 111

Armed Slig · #23 07-24-2002, 08:13 PM

If you and your friends have RELLY short coversations:
(Ex: "Hi!" "Hi!")

If your Dad asks you how you're doing in school, you reply: "Twenty gallons an hour, boss."

If you pretend not to see your little brother in a dark room.

If you laugh if a cop tells you to "Freeze".

If you walk to someone and shout "splee" if they're laughing.

oddling · #24 07-24-2002, 08:35 PM

LOL!!!! What did I say about saying *snicker* splee!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Shoots Armed Slig in head* I took an IQ test once and got 136. Cool, I'm smarter than Jacob! You may be a Slig if........ You take off your shirt, draw little gears and stuf on your jeans, and jump in a pool of green jello to make yourself green......... if you can't find your gym shorts for gym you yell "We're screwed! Pants pants i need some pants! Pants pants.........!"................. if you took a job as a phine operater, sleep on the job, then when a call wakes you up you say "Vice president Aslik! Yes sir!".................. If you file your nails while you are supposed to be answering calls.............. if you spell phone, F-O-N-E *Notice when you posses the Aslik Phleg and Dripik it say security 'fone' not phone*....................... and if you go in backyard, set up little cardboard Mudokons,then blast thehell out of 'em for target practice.

Oddling l:c l

Jacob · #25 07-25-2002, 10:15 AM

111 is actually the average. Above that your more than average intelligence. Well done.

sligster · #26 07-26-2002, 06:53 PM

I took an IQ test and I got 114. Looks like Oddling has the highest so far. Anyway, you may be a slig if you make strange sounds like Sm'bs and Bs. If you call your friends butt-wipes. If you see little blue balls circling your friends head you blow there brains out. And if you see a guy meditating you shoot them.

Heres the IQ test I took:http://www.Emode.com

I-Are-A-Slog · #27 08-13-2002, 04:10 AM

how bout if you take a piece of wood painted black into school and smash everyone on the head?

Or how about if you try and set up gray flying orbs with a red center everywhere you see a blue mudokon?

Mojo · #28 08-14-2002, 03:06 PM

posted by sligster

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like Sm'bs and Bs.

Never did understand what that meant. How do these sounds sound like Smo'bs and Bs?????

Can any-1 help me out?

sligster · #29 08-14-2002, 03:54 PM

It says Sm'bs and Bs on the slig game speak in AE.

Armed Slig · #30 08-14-2002, 06:34 PM

Personally, I do it for fun.