Funky little stories a few chapters long #1:Abe and Munch get lost

oddling · #1 07-14-2002, 11:40 PM

Chapter1

"Oh crap!" Shouted Abe as he ran from a group of Sligs. A nice walk by the river turned into disaster when they were spotted by some Sligs from a near by factory. Abe ran on the river bank as fast as his legs could take him, while Munch swam like hell through the water. Then Abe saw the one thing he was hoping not to see. A waterfall. "What are we going to do?!" Asked Abe. "We're gonna have to jump!" Shouted Munch. "What are you nuts! There's..... Sea-Rex's and Fleechs in there!" He yelled. "Then make a choice, get shot by Sligs, or get eaten by Sea-Rex's!" "I think I'll choose the Sea-Rex." He said. They came to the edge of the waterfall. Abe hesitated, but Munch jumped up, grabbed his paw, and jumped off the waterfall.

Is it good?

Oddling l:c l

tybie_odd · #2 07-15-2002, 01:02 AM

You got a real nack for funny stories, Oddling.
Keep it up! It gets funnier as it goes on

*drumroll* "What's gonna happen to 'em?!?" *scary music*

oddling · #3 07-15-2002, 01:47 AM

Thanks tybie_odd! I got your PM.

Chapter2

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Abe as he fell down the waterfall. "WUSS!" Shouted Munch at Abe as they plumeted to the water. Munch landed gracefully doing a swan dive, while Abe did a giant belly-flop kicking and screaming. *SMACK* Munch stuck his head out of the water just in time to see Abe hit the water and make fun of him when he got back up. "Hahahahaha! You pansy! What a wuss!" Laughed Munch. After a few seconds Abe didn't come back up. "Okay Abe come up."He said. "Abe? Abe where are you!? Come back up! Abe....Abe.....ABE!!!!!" He shouted in a worried tone. Just then there was a few air bubbles and Abes pants floated to the surface. "ABE!!!!!!!!!!!! He's dead!!!!! Holy crap he's dead!!!! I killed Abe! Aw crap I'm in deep doo-doo!!!"

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Kaimana · #4 07-15-2002, 04:14 AM

haha, Oddling you have the funny story taste. very good, i love them short but to the point...and funny.

Dont keep us hanging on the edge of a water fall lets here the rest.
* Applauds Oddling*

oddling · #5 07-15-2002, 05:32 PM

Well you should see me at parties! I go from little nerd to Jerry Seinfeld! Thanks Kaimana!

Chapter3

Munch slowly swam up to the shore and hopped into the woods repeatedly saying that Big Face was gonna kill him. But just as Munch ran into the forest Abe finaly came back up."Ahhh!!! Sea monster! Ahahahahah......... huh?" Then Abe discoverd the 'sea monster' grabbing his foot, was just seaweed. "Oh good. It's only seaweed. Hey Munch, it's only seaweed you can come back in.......Munch...... Munch?........ MUNCH!!!!!" He shouted. "Where the fudge did he go?!" He came back on dry land searching for Munch and going in the opposet direction that Munch went.

Oddling l:c l

Kaimana · #6 07-15-2002, 05:44 PM

I hope i am not rushing you Oddling but your doing great!

oddling · #7 07-15-2002, 06:39 PM

Not at all Kaimana. I like wrighting my stories faster like this. Gives me somthing to do.

Chapter4

It was getting late now and Munch was worried. He didn't know where he was, his only companion was thought to be dead, it was freezing cold outside, and he was really hungery. He had no idea how to make a fire so he had to remain on the verge of turning into a Gabbit popsicle, he could however find some fish. He didn't mind eating then raw, thats how he allways ate them in the wild, so he took off to find the nearest stream. He soon found one and in no time had a fish. He was just about to eat it when all of a sudden a Scrab popped out of the bushes."AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Before the Scrab could get him, he held out the fish and the Scrab devoured it first. Before the Scrab could finish he leaped into the water and took off. "Stupid Scrab! Haha!"

Oddling l:c l

Kaimana · #8 07-15-2002, 06:49 PM

hehe

what a dumb Scrab. cool Oddling keep um coming. its getting good.

oddling · #9 07-15-2002, 11:14 PM

Spank ooo Kaimana! (Yes I know that I wrote that like that)

Chapter5

Abe trudged through the forest still searching for Munch unsucsesfully. It was very dark now and he was like Munch was, tired, cold, hungery, and pissed off. Eventually he decided to find some shelter for the night, he chose a nice little cave by a stream. "Well this place looks good. Better go get some wood for a fire." He was just about to leave when something hit him on his back. "Ow! What the heck was that!" He turned around puzzled looking for what had bit him. Thats when he heard the squishy sound of an animal crawling across the floor and he realized it was... "FLEECHS!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!" He ran like crazy out of the cave and climbed up a tree. "Holy crud that was close!" He said after they were gone and climbed down. He decided not to go into the cave again so he remained outside. "Hmm...... guess I should go get some fire wood now." So he went to go get some before he was frozen into a Mudokon ice statue. After he got it set up, he grabbed a log and sat down. "There. Thats alot better!" He said. Just as he said it, it began to rain, putting out the fire he just made. "Fudge! Today sucks!"

Oddling l:c l

Kaimana · #10 07-16-2002, 02:25 AM

hehe

ahaha

keep um comin your doing great. oh and once again congrats on the kittens,be good to um

and let the show continue.

Jacob · #11 07-17-2002, 02:13 AM

Thats reall good Oddling, keep at it.

*Cough-Check out mind please-Cough*

oddling · #12 07-17-2002, 02:23 AM

Thanks! At the moment the kittens are upstairs sleeping. They're so cute when there asleep!

Chapter6

After running from the stupidest Scrab he had ever seen, it started to rain. "Aw great, just what I need, my only buddy is Sea-Rex food, it's friggen below zero out here, I'm half starved, and now it's raining! What else could go wrong!" Suddenly there was a loud rumble on a nearby mountain. "Well that didn't sound good." Just as he said it the 'mountain' erupted and spit lava all over the place. "*Long pause*............ Oooohhhh....... it's a volcano......... well, if this was a movie I'd be running for my life life now, screaming at top of my lungs...... better get started. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" He ran like crazy in the other direction, while Abe was running from a few problems of his own.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Stupid Scrabs! I allready said I don't have any Paramite Pies! Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" As he ran from the Scrabs, Munch was still running from the lava, right into the direction Abe was running. Eventually they ran smack into eachother. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Shouted Abe. "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"Shouted Munch in return. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Hey! You're not dead!" "Ofcourse I'm not! Where the heck were you!" "Looking for you, you idiot!" "Well who cares where we were lets find a way not to get eaten at the moment!" As the lava rushed in it knocked over trees in its path, they both hopped onto a tree and drifted away from the Scrabs that were currently on fire running around melting. "Hahahah! Take that stupid Scrabs! :c p phlbbbb" They drifted down what used to be the river they got chased by Sligs at, until they got back home. "Hey guys we're back!" Shouted Abe. The whole village stared at them in silence. *Cricket chirps* "Uh........ hi?" *Even cricket stares in silence now* After a moment of staring the village went back to its ussual work. "Well arn't you going to say hi?!!!!" Shouted Munch. "Why would we say hi to you?!" Yelled a Mudokon. "Well at least say hi to Abe!" Shouted Munch. " Why? You two were both on a tree floating in lava, he had the perfect oppertunity to push you off and finaly get rid of you, but he didn't!" He said. Abe then picked up Munch, put him behind a tree, told him to stay there, then came back. "Okay he's gone." He said. "YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The whole village cheered together. They made a holiday called 'Munch is finaly gone day' and every year people make little paper meche' Munch's and put them behind trees, the next morning the little Mudokons go and rip off the heads, inside it is filled with candy and toys and they all get sick from too much candy and throw out the toys 2 days later. That is the story of how Abe and Munch got lost.

oddling l:c l

Kaimana · #13 07-17-2002, 02:57 AM

Bravo *Kai Claps for Oddling* great job Oddling, very entertaining funny and filled with action, everything the younger society loves. Great story.

*continues to applaud*

***Alcar*** · #14 07-17-2002, 03:04 AM

Poor Abe, totally naked.

Yes that's right, remember how his pants (really a loincloth) fell off and floated to the top of the water, well he never picked them up again!

Other than that, Oddling your a bit of a dark horse, I never would have guessed you had the talent to create your own fanfic that's funny at the same time, good on you

Alcar...

Armed Slig · #15 07-17-2002, 04:55 PM

"Very clever."
"Two thumbs up."
"A laugh riot."
Says Odd from the New York Times.

oddling · #16 07-17-2002, 06:31 PM

You told my story to the press?! What next! Thanks guys for replying, I'm gonna be wrigthing another fan fic called The Knucklehead Chronicles, it's gonna be about Abe and some Slig that go on adventures with eachother. Well I hope you liked it!

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