Elum

M.O.M · #1 07-01-2002, 01:31 PM

he's stinky, stubborn and arrogant but the chicks love him

oddling · #2 07-01-2002, 05:31 PM

Hell yah I would!!!!! Hey that thing is a chick magnet! Cause I like Abe!!! But not just cause Elum. Elum is about 12% of the reason I like him.

Oddling l:c l

***Xavier*** · #3 07-01-2002, 05:42 PM

well... yeah
I think it's a realy intresting annimal

Kaimana · #4 07-01-2002, 07:51 PM

Elum has a rather interesting anatomy and reminds me of a megalosaurus with horns.Interestingly enough hes just cool. Of course i would like to own one.

M.O.M · #5 07-02-2002, 04:21 AM

if you fart in his face he moans

but if you whistle he bellows

scrabinator · #6 07-02-2002, 10:34 AM

I'd love to have an elum!

sligster · #7 07-02-2002, 06:07 PM

Of course I would like to have an Elum! It was my sis that voted no cause they smell!

***Xavier*** · #8 07-02-2002, 06:09 PM

isn't your sister a chick?
well now we know who does vote no: Fuzzler

Oddsville · #9 07-02-2002, 06:11 PM

Hmm, having an Elum would be cool... riding it everywhere *starts to imagine riding Elum down the highway as cars swerve to get out of my way and then crash into other cars*. The only hassale would be having to take care of it.

***Xavier*** · #10 07-02-2002, 06:14 PM

well, give him honey and park hin in your garde, he needs nothing more.

yeah, I can imagine the face of the people if they see a real, a big, a stinky Elum

General Drippik · #11 07-03-2002, 03:06 AM

No, I'd rather have a trained slog.

Kaimana · #12 07-03-2002, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
No, I'd rather have a trained slog.

really well thats a first you know though a trained one sounds interesting.* thinks to himself ok boy sit sit if you want food no sit SIT!! AHHHHH whyyou little F$*#$* you bit off my %$*&$% finger.

Black Waltz 0 · #13 07-03-2002, 04:39 AM

I love to own an Elum! To cure the smell make him wear a pine-fresh air cleaner around his neck. As a matter of fact, I'd put on a parade!

*Imagines herself at the head of a parade riding her Elum between two big bro Sligs, somersaulting slogs, an army of Sligs in Tuxes throwing confetti, the almighty Raisin atop a platform with the Ratz being pulled by Mudokon scrubs with howling scrabs and paramites pulling up the rear in the main street of her town*

Heh, heh, heh. That'd be so cool.

General Drippik · #14 07-03-2002, 06:39 AM

I'm sure a trained slog wouldn't bite off my finger.