Americanism test!!

Rex Tirano · #1 05-12-2002, 04:57 PM

Its so great...I am english and it says that I am an 100 percent american war bird! yay

It is so cool......so here it is
http://test3.thespark.com/clutchtest/
I can't wait to hear hat u get!

Danny · #2 05-12-2002, 05:35 PM

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The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are...

21%
Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...

people more patriotic than you (98%)
people just as patriotic as you (0%)
people less patriotic than you (1%)

You can't believe how happy this result makes me...

SeaRex · #3 05-12-2002, 05:35 PM

57 percent war bird?!? F-ck that! That stupid piece of crap must be broken...

Majic · #4 05-12-2002, 05:40 PM

64%
Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...

people more patriotic than you (35%)
people just as patriotic as you (8%)
people less patriotic than you (55%)

Um, yea....

Sl'askia · #5 05-12-2002, 06:03 PM

60% *shrugs and walks off*

Gluk Schmuck · #6 05-12-2002, 06:33 PM

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The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are...

46%
Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...
people more patriotic than you (77%)
people just as patriotic as you (6%)
people less patriotic than you (15%)

I feel so dirty...

Danny · #7 05-12-2002, 06:47 PM

*points at Tom and laughs* Ha Ha, you're more patriotic to America than 15% of Americans!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #8 05-12-2002, 07:52 PM

21%
Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...

people more patriotic than you (98%)
people just as patriotic as you (0%)
people less patriotic than you (1%)
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Yay, I'm American and I'm only 21 % American warbird! But I'm in the 0% with Dan... :S

Danny · #9 05-12-2002, 08:10 PM

*puts his arm around Dyl* Together, we can destroy the Macho American Fiends (such as Tom), can't we?

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #10 05-12-2002, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
*puts his arm around Dyl* Together, we can destroy the Macho American Fiends (such as Tom), can't we?

Yes, yes we can... I always knew that Tom was a bad egg.

Steve · #11 05-12-2002, 08:25 PM

I'm somewhere around 25%, even that seems high.

Joe the Intern · #12 05-12-2002, 08:45 PM

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57 percent war bird?!? F-ck that! That stupid piece of crap must be broken...

Yes, it is! I took this test 4 times - 4 TIMES!- and kept getting either 53 or 57. *mumbles disgruntledly*

Danny · #13 05-12-2002, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Joe the Intern

Yes, it is! I took this test 4 times - 4 TIMES!- and kept getting either 53 or 57. *mumbles disgruntledly*

Are you two objecting that that is too low or too high?

Joe the Intern · #14 05-12-2002, 09:01 PM

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Are you two objecting that that is too low or too high?

It is much, much too high!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #15 05-13-2002, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by Joe the Intern

Yes, it is! I took this test 4 times - 4 TIMES!- and kept getting either 53 or 57. *mumbles disgruntledly*

Hey, at least you're being honest, Morgan... you fascist pig.

abe333 · #16 05-13-2002, 08:19 AM

Me = 46%

That is weird!

I am not TOTALLY American, probably only a bit.

***Alcar*** · #17 05-13-2002, 08:32 AM

I got 60% but thats because I answered almost all of them untruthfully, i especially liked this one:

You see someone burning an American Flag. The AMERICAN FLAG. What are you going to do about this?
-stand back and watch our first amendment rights in action
-call the police
-beat the living crap out of him with his own severed arm that you just "accidentally" ripped off
-grab a lighter and look for another flag

I chose the last one.

abe333 · #18 05-13-2002, 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
You see someone burning an American Flag. The AMERICAN FLAG. What are you going to do about this?
-stand back and watch our first amendment rights in action
-call the police
-beat the living crap out of him with his own severed arm that you just "accidentally" ripped off
-grab a lighter and look for another flag

I chose the last one.

I CHOSE THE FIRST ONE. i DON'T REALLY CARE, IT IS ONLY CLOTH WITH COLOURS ON IT, IT DOSN'T REALLY REPRESENT AMERICA!
It is not like america, it is just coloured cloth!

pinkgoth2 · #19 05-13-2002, 11:52 AM

>> 46%
Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...

people more patriotic than you (77%)
people just as patriotic as you (6%)
people less patriotic than you (15% ) <<

Although the test is crappy. *laughs* 90% of the questions just don't make sense to me. Then again. I'm german. *lol*

- TyA

Fazerina · #20 05-13-2002, 05:46 PM

I got 35%.

people more patriotic than you (92%)
people just as patriotic as you (2%)
people less patriotic than you (4%)

SeaRex · #21 05-13-2002, 06:55 PM

NO!!! I can't get below 42 percent! WHY?!? Morgan, it seems we are hopelessly patriotic, right wing, fascist bastards. I guess we must give in to our new destiny.

*Puts on a cheesey Ameican Flag shirt*

MudokonOddball · #22 05-13-2002, 07:41 PM

"The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are...

42%
Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...

people more patriotic than you (84%)
people just as patriotic as you (4%)
people less patriotic than you (11%)

Based on the 99,003 submissions before you."

Uh-huh. Sure. Yeah.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #23 05-13-2002, 08:00 PM

92%

But these test are stupid, I am American! Bwaahahaahha!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #24 05-13-2002, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
92%

But these test are stupid, I am American! Bwaahahaahha!

Later on, I answered the questions as American as possible, and I still got less than you...

Majic · #25 05-13-2002, 10:24 PM

The almighty Daivd has acquired the perfect set of answers for 100%. O my, I have to much time...

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #26 05-14-2002, 06:08 AM

25%!!! Waaa! I'm one whole quarter Merkin! Nooo!

people more patriotic than you (97%)
people just as patriotic as you (0%)
people less patriotic than you (1%)

For a laff, I re-took it, trying to be as Merkin as possible. I got 71% that time.

abe22 · #27 05-14-2002, 06:16 AM

The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are... 32% Total American Warbird

FUN FACT...
people more patriotic than you (95%)
people just as patriotic as you (1%)
people less patriotic than you (3%)

Teal · #28 05-14-2002, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
-grab a lighter and look for another flag

*eats flag* Mmm, toasty!

*wonders how going undercover as a dentist can affect how american she is*

Narf.

*eats silly test*

Urp. Yay!

Oddness · #29 05-15-2002, 09:36 AM

46%

people more patriotic than you (77%)
people just as patriotic as you (6%)
people less patriotic than you (15%)

But I'm not American

pinkgoth2 · #30 05-15-2002, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Oddness
46%

people more patriotic than you (77%)
people just as patriotic as you (6%)
people less patriotic than you (15%)

But I'm not American :lol:

I also had exactly 46% (see my post a bit further up) and I'm certainly not american. I wish I was at least South African ;) but I'm basically 100% german. Inclusive of the blond hair and the blue eyes *COUGH*. Just thought I'd mention that bit.

It's a crappy test, live with it. :D

- TyA