One wish, eh? One wish...
Well my first wish would be to be able to be granted any wish I wished granted from that moment on (this is one of the funniest sentences I have ever typed, I don't care if the grammar is correct, it's just plain hilarious). Of course, I would throw in some clause about having to say the wish three times in a row or something, so I could never have a wish granted that I didn't really wish granted.
Now were there a rule against that, to be honest... there's a certain person whom I'd wish absolutely, madly in love with me forever and ever. Pretty selfish, huh? Oh well. I care not. All's fair in love and war, as they say. Actually, I think that saying is total bullcrap, but still, I'm in luuuv.
Were there a rule against THAT, like maybe seeing as how it might, just MIGHT, I really don't know how she feels about me, interfere with free will, kind of like in Bruce Almighty... my third choice would be prosperity, peace, and equality for all members of the human race for as long as the race itself lasts. Corny, perhaps. But I think it's fairly well-worded and well thought out. If I were as noble as I fancy myself, this would go at the top, but !@#$ that, I'm fourteen, I'll do what I damn well please.
I feel so effing good right now. l-l3llz y34l-l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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