The if you were an Oddworld fan topic!

[paramiteabe]

Ok my fellow Oddworld fans here is a list of stuff you would do if you were a true Oddworld fan. Fill free to add to the list. make it funny! enjoy.

If you were a true Oddworld fan you would:

1. At Holloween paint your self blue and where a loin cloth.
2. buy a whole dresser full of loin cloths.
3. If you can't buy any loin cloths make your own.
4. Get a job at a meat processing plant and become employee of the year.
5. The job at the meat processing plant will be floor waxing.
6. Go out to a pond and find a gabbit.
7. cut a leg off a frog and say I found a gabbit.
8. You think hoastes cakes products are paramite pies and scrab cakes.
9. start talking like Abe.
10. Start whistling like Abe.
11. eat beans and fart.
12. Tie your hands around your back and where a suit to pretend you are a glukken.
13. You think an army barrecks is the Slig Barrecks
14. You think all doctors are Vykkers
15. Get a horse and name him Elum.
16. You think train stations are the Feeco Depot.
17. tape your three fingers togeather and hold them up to the moon.
18. hop around like a gabbit and put a small cup on your head and say my name is Munch.
19. Go swimming a lot.
20. make a bunch of dust balls and say: get em.
and lastly
21. Change your name to Sam and carry a bunch of eggs with you at all times.

[Cloverfield]

I have four pages (each with at least 50 on them, so that's 200+) on my site at You know you're an Oddworld Fan when.... Many have already been submitted by fans previously.

If anyone comes up with anymore that aren't on my pages, I'd like to add them to my section.

Abe Babe...

[Xavier]

I don't do all those things but I'm a fan

[Wil]

I do all those things regularly. I guess that makes me a fan, eh?

No a real fan is one that purchases tailor-made OWI pendants and makes their own Newscaster Slig microphone...

[Xavier]

I noticed Sherry McKenna has got a nice pendant

[Cloverfield]

Originally posted by Xavier
I noticed Sherry McKenna has got a nice pendant

I was actually discussing that with Justin yesterday. We wondered if Sherry has a pendant also (she has a brooch in that picture), and were talking about how similar it looked to my pendant (just some of the coloring/metals is different).

Also, one of Sherry's rings looks a little like an Abe head, but it could be one of those Phantom type rings which look similar to that also.

Abe Babe...

[phleg]

wow!It does look like abe's head

[mitsur]

Originally posted by Xavier
I noticed Sherry McKenna has got a nice pendant

Yeah thats true

[Xavier]

oh yeah abe babe
that ring...
it's Abe
wow
nice ring
But you are right there are lots of head rings (Alchemy gothic for example)

[mitsur]

When you go camping, you try to chant in the hope that the moths will give you a message

That was from page 2!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You buy some beans and some sparklers and when you fart, you light the sparkler and move it around to make it look like you're possessing it

When your mom is being unfair, you go up to her and start going "Yodododododododododododododo..." while moving your hands in circles as if possessing her

HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Heres one:
You lower your I.Q. when a blind man comes and you tell him to walk into a busy street full of cars like when the blind mudokon fell into the pit.

[The Shrink]

Man that's sick. I guess you need to see someone like me, a shrink! No, really man, that's pretty sick. And the fart and sparkler, hilarious! I wonder if any of thise things was derived from personal experience?

[ODDBODD]

Originally posted by Abe Babe
Also, one of Sherry's rings looks a little like an Abe head, but it could be one of those Phantom type rings which look similar to that also.

go and roll her for it

[Al the Vykker]

I'm a fan! Well duh.......