Make me the Queen of Canada!
Who wants to nominate me for queen of Canada? sure, im not related to royalty, Canadian, or even female... but those things wont be important when im queen! Now if i can get 25 replies of comfirmation from anyone thats ever heard of Canada, then i will be able to take the throne. These royalty things have to start somewhere, right?
Why I Should Be Queen of Canada:
1. The "commonwealth" would be changed from meaning "England's Biatch". The will be changed to "regular, natural, every-day wealth", meaning "**** England's queen! We have our own!"
2.The medical plan will be changed so that the doctors now get paid nothing for doing something that costs nothing.
3.Physicians will be sent to the island of Laos because they are crappy anyway. On a lighter note: the therapists will stay in the country if they will not object to putting the word "THERAPIST" on their doors in such a large font that the words must carry over to a second line, making it say "THE RAPIST".
4.All females between the ages of 15 and 26 between the weights of 95 and 115 pounds and strongly resemble Playboy playmates will be sent IMMEDIATELY to my court. May any male member who wishes to party with these ladies and reply my confirmation to the throne join us... when im ready.
5.The scholastic film "What is happening to my body?" will be replaced with "American Pie" and "American Pie 2" (after all, Canada is in America too) and all other films to be watched in History class will be replaced with the Canadian classic "Strange Brew".
6.The annoying sound on the phone system that is followed by a lady saying "Your call cannot be completed as dialed" will be changed to the sound of a beutiful woman talking durty.
7.All conversations must start with the greating "Eh". Failure to follow this rule will result in the criminal being tied to a chair and forced to listen to NSYNC music for three days.
8.Most of the Northwest and Yukon Terretories will be set on fire and to bring warmth to the north and later replaced with casinos and may the great bear lake be filled with gambling boats.
9.The leagle drinking age will be lowered to ten years of age.
10.The providence of "Saskatchuan" (however its spelled) wil be changed to "Lets-Get-It-On".
11.Drivers licences will be permited at the same age that a person can figure out wich pettle does the gas.
12.All men of a higher strength, intelligence, or looks (as if possible) will be forced into colonies on Prince Edward Island, which can be accessed by any female at any time.
13.The national language will be "Canadian" wich is a form of English with certain parts of Ebonics and a strong American dilect. Why? Because the French will soon become our worst enemy and we dont want to have anything to do with those bastards! This means that all previous "French Canadians" will now be known as "Canadians". Hey, im not racist!
Well, those are a few of the rules that will be set in place once i am the Queen of Canada. Please reply!
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Anyway I nominate you. 
