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10-18-2001, 02:30 AM
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A joke...

How do you leave a bunch of weirdos hanging?
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10-18-2001, 04:09 AM
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By their feet.

Philip at The slig station
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10-18-2001, 04:24 AM
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by telling them a joke with no punchline!
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10-27-2001, 03:52 PM
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looks like i'm right!
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10-27-2001, 05:45 PM
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Hello HELLO!!
Is any body there *Silence fills the air*
O DAMN!!
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10-27-2001, 10:34 PM
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Yes, you're right.

Why aren't there any K-marts in Afghanistan?

Because there's targets on every corner.

What do Osama Bin Laden and Fred Flinstone have in common?

They both see rubble when they look out their windows.

And now for one I made up myself:

What do people with weakened immune systems and poor hygene standards do all day?


Watch TB.


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10-28-2001, 09:01 AM
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are 'Target' and 'K-mart' shops?
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10-28-2001, 02:44 PM
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Lol hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lol hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahaahha!!!
Thats funny!!
*Hits head on floor as rolling around on chair and falls head first. Laughing head off*
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10-28-2001, 08:36 PM
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sit in front of the computer screen all day waiting for you to type out the punchline?
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10-28-2001, 10:05 PM
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GS: In America, yes.
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