
Gotta warn you guys that I feel that in the capitalist world we live in these days, a lot of things have gone to hell. Therefore, now and then I have to begin a little rant. Don't mind me, but please feel free to comment...
...American Pie: A Slice of Public Capitalism...
When the movie American Pie first came out, I shrugged it off - I really didn't want to see it merely because the topic of sex doesn't amuse me that much. Yes, it can be very funny if done right, but there are other topics that tend to amuse me more (I'm a fan of dark humor as of things relating to death and afterlife). Just two months ago, however, I caught in on Encore (I love that channel) and decided to watch it thinking "hey, everyone's raving, might as well catch it." So, after wasting away about two hours of my life the movie finally ended. Within an 120 minute period, I had chuckled about twice - and that was within the first fifteen minutes. While I didn't hate the movie, I failed to see what the big deal was - there were so many funnier movies to see.
Now, a month back I heard they were making an American Pie 2. To put it simply, WTF? I saw the trailer in the movies and everyone was cracking up and I was just sitting there trying to comprehend what was so hilarious - it looked like a recap of
everything from the first film. There's your slice of capitalism: If there's money to be made, it will be done despite the stupidity. I thought that it had to be the dumbest movie coming out this year...until I saw the trailer for the next movie...
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Bubble Boy...
Everyone in the movie theater was, again, cracking up. For those of you who haven't heard the premise of the movie, it is this: A boy who lives in a bubble has fallen in love with the girl next door. When he hears that she is being married soon and is moving, he begins a journey to follow her and tell her he loves her. For the entire waste of two minutes that was the trailer, all it showed really was the kid bouncing off of cars and buildings, and having difficulty going through doors. Big freakin' deal...
Where have all the Monty Pythons gone? Have we really entered a period of time where we are easily entertained by childish ideas like bubble bouncing and masturbation with pastries and musical instruments? :sigh:
Give me your thoughts on the topic. I'd love to hear them. If you found these two movies amusing at all, then don't fear to tell me - I won't judge you. The fact is the quality of comedies have gone down to just public stupidity...
- UnseenProphet, the Samurai Mudokon
PS - You wanna get deeper into my psyche? My favorite comedians are Steven Wright, George Carlin (more classic than current), and Eddie Izzard.
[ August 05, 2001: Message edited by: UnseenProphet ]