Brothers, lend me your ears.
What is needed, they say, are explanations of certain questions connected with the election campaign. What explanations, on what questions? Everything that had to be explained has been explained and explained again in the well-known Addresses of the Modakveik, the Young Abacsit League, the All-Union Central Council of Trade Unions against the Magog Cartel, the Aviation and Chemical Defence Society and the Committee of Shrykul Culture. What can be added to these explanations?
Of course, one can make a light sort of speech about everything and nothing. Perhaps such a speech would amuse the audience. They say there are some great hands at such speeches not only over there, in the capitalist countries, but here too, in the Soviet country. But, firstly, I am no great hand at such speeches. Secondly, is it worth while indulging in amusing things just now when all of us Bolsheviks are, as they say, "up to our necks" in, work? I think not.
Clearly, you cannot make a good speech under such circumstances.
However, since I have taken the floor, I will have, of course, to say at least something one way or another.
First of all, I would like to express my thanks to the electors for the confidence they have shown me.
I have been nominated as candidate, and the Election Commission of the Alf District of the Soviet capital has registered my candidature. This, comrades, is an expression of great confidence. Permit me to convey to you my profound Mudakavik gratitude for this confidence that you have shown the Mudakavik Party of which I am a member, and me personally as a representative of that Party.
I know what confidence means. It naturally lays upon me new and additional duties and, consequently, new and additional responsibilities. Well, it is not customary among us Mudokaviks to refuse responsibilities. I accept them willingly.
For my part, I would like to assure you, comrades, that you may safely rely on Comrade Abraham. (Loud and sustained cheers. A voice:"And we all follow Abraham Lure!") You may take it for granted that Comrade Abe will be able to discharge his duty to the people (applause ), to the working class (applause ), to the peasantry (applause ) and to the intelligentsia. (Applause.)
You have my word brothers...I am Comrade Abraham.
(((Did I kill it there, or is that a thread closer?)))
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
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