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08-13-2010, 08:45 PM
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Mad If you've got an ass I'll kick it!
Slig44 hasjust joined oddworld and shall work to give the forum the best it can give. I have already become part of the RPG (as slagger) and entered the fan fiction contest. look out here I come!!!!!!
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08-13-2010, 09:00 PM
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Welcome!
There's more than a few members here that will take you up on your ass-licking offer.
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08-13-2010, 09:03 PM
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08-13-2010, 11:57 PM
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08-14-2010, 09:59 PM
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I have already become part of the RPG (as slagger) and entered the fan fiction contest.
The wha??
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08-14-2010, 10:11 PM
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08-15-2010, 04:48 AM
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08-15-2010, 08:10 AM
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I don't have an ass, I have chiseled perfection.
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08-15-2010, 09:48 AM
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Do you remember that Laurel and Hardy film where they were trying to break into a house via the balcony, and they tied that ass up to the rope, but it ended up on the balcony itself and started braying very loudly?

EDIT: Actually, it might have been a mule instead of an ass.
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08-16-2010, 07:15 AM
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I touched my ass.
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08-22-2010, 08:46 PM
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Err, yay?
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08-25-2010, 11:07 AM
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Hey Crappin', thanks for that video, it was perfect.
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08-25-2010, 11:17 AM
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