The Tongue Twister Thread

The Crappin' Elum · #1 06-12-2010, 05:32 AM

Ok I'll start, only one tongue twister per comment:
"Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.Before Soar saw See,Wchich made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore,Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw"

MeechMunchie · #2 06-12-2010, 07:41 AM

Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.

STM · #3 06-13-2010, 12:48 PM

she sells sea shells on the sea shore biatch!

enchilado · #4 06-13-2010, 02:24 PM

The lithe police dismisseth us.

The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue.

Red lolly-lorry, yellow lolly-lorry.

Gig whip.

scrabface · #5 06-13-2010, 02:43 PM

Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid

MeechMunchie · #6 06-14-2010, 11:18 AM

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot.

The Crappin' Elum · #7 06-16-2010, 06:00 AM

(I SAID ONLY ONE TT PER REPLY for fuck's sake ppl how hard is it to read?)
The sailor thought his ship was sinking
Such thoughts no sailor should be thinking

Josh · #8 06-16-2010, 10:39 AM

For FUCKS SAKE GUYS. Could you not see that he said ONE. ONE per reply.

I know that we are all having a hard time, but how hard is it to FUCKING REMEMBER to put ONE per reply?

You fucks make me fucking sick.

Fuck.

Wings of Fire · #9 06-16-2010, 12:28 PM

How hard is it to read?

Easier than it is to write, apparently.

MA · #10 06-16-2010, 01:59 PM

i'm with Josh on this one. god damn, guys. you screwed up the whole thread. that's it, game over.

fuck this, i'm leaving. if we can't even have a simple tongue-twister thread without some MOUNTAIN OF FUCKING SHIT heaped in the middle, then what fella's? what can we have?

OANST · #11 06-16-2010, 02:05 PM

Zoophilia?

shaman · #12 06-16-2010, 02:10 PM

Stop tempting me.

enchilado · #13 06-16-2010, 07:36 PM

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(I SAID ONLY ONE TT PER REPLY for fuck's sake ppl how hard is it to read?)

Splat · #14 06-17-2010, 02:50 AM

C.F. Thread Murder

She sells seashells on the sea shore;
the shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure,
For if she sells seashells on the sea shore
Then I'm sure that she sells seashells.

Dixanadu · #15 06-17-2010, 09:42 AM

How many slugs could a slug slinger sling if a slug slinger could sling slugs?

OANST · #16 06-17-2010, 09:49 AM

A slug slinger would sling as many slugs as a slug slinger could sling if a slug slinger could sling slugs.

Dixanadu · #17 06-17-2010, 09:57 AM

Yeah...that's exactly right.

The Crappin' Elum · #18 06-20-2010, 05:58 AM

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Zoophilia?

I'm starting to get used to this:
Make thread>2-3 people that post the good reply>1 guy comes up,writes some random thing>rest of the ppl reply to that random post(WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN RULEZ IN THIS FORUM?)

Swan swam over the sea,

Swim,swan,swim!

Swan swam back again

Well swum,swan!

OANST · #19 06-27-2010, 04:02 PM

We have none? Cammy is our lord?

The Crappin' Elum · #20 07-02-2010, 08:39 AM

And after all this bullshit I'm the one receiving the infraction from Xavier!

A big black bear bit a big black bug and the big black bug bled black blood

OANST · #21 07-02-2010, 08:48 AM

We all advised him to ban you.

MeechMunchie · #22 07-02-2010, 10:42 AM

Lemon melon lemon melon lemon melon lemon melon lemon melon melon lemon melon lemon x10

The Crappin' Elum · #23 07-03-2010, 11:43 AM

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We all advised him to ban you.

WTF is wrong with u OANST?Wasn't it enough wearing that sig?How about you go away from the computer and start doing some real life activities!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
was he?

OANST · #24 07-03-2010, 11:47 AM

Crappin' Elum sat on a crappy cracker eating a double stacker instantly getting fatter.