The Rhyming Thread!

MA · #1 08-24-2009, 02:51 AM

the basis of this thread is to reply to the previous person's post in rhyming form. but make sure it is related to it otherwise it'll just end up as a thread full of random rhymes unrelated to each other.

so all posts must be in the form of a rhyme. also the topic of this thread is the 'goings on of OWF'.

i hear WoF got back and had a lot of fun,
i hope he didn't spend too much time in the sun.

Strike Witch · #2 08-24-2009, 03:02 AM

He wasn't keen on going for a run
As those hoboes under the bridge tend to sport a gun.

MA · #3 08-24-2009, 03:08 AM

you see? Hobo strikes again,
he is the keeper of all homeless men.

***Nate*** · #4 08-24-2009, 03:23 AM

Weren't threads meant to rhyme with the one before them? In which case, the first line should rhyme with the previous one and the second should be different.
Also, seeing as this is essentially a new Never Ending Story, I'm warning you in advance that it will probably be closed within a week.

Also, I'm not playing.

Laser · #5 08-24-2009, 03:40 AM

you see? Hobo strikes again,
he is the keeper of all homeless men.
and with that, Nate retired to his den.

Then Laser started the next verse

shaman · #6 08-24-2009, 03:41 AM

However we'll certainly see him again.

MeechMunchie · #7 08-24-2009, 03:48 AM

He'll be drawn out by his lust for men.

Laser · #8 08-24-2009, 04:03 AM

HANG ON, how does verse and again rhyme?

MeechMunchie · #9 08-24-2009, 04:06 AM

We'll try and do it better this time.

***Nate*** · #10 08-24-2009, 05:29 AM

YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. If you keep going like this, everyone will just be using the rhyming with the same syllable for the entirety of the thread.
So, example:

Person XXXX says:
After dinner and plenty of dessert,
I like sex and men with whipped cream.

Person YYYY replies with:
And, of course, it's fun to tag team.
However, you want to be careful as you go.

Person ZZZZ adds:
Because you don't want your vestigial third nipple to show.
When I go to the movies, I eat popcorn.

Thus, person YYYY has rhymed with person XXXX and person ZZZZ has rhymed with person YYYY.
If'n you get this wrong again, I'm closing the thread and sending it to Necrum because you're all too dumb to play with fragile toys.

used:) · #11 08-24-2009, 06:23 AM

Let them have their fun, Nate.

Or just go sit in the corner and masturbate.

Bullet Magnet · #12 08-24-2009, 06:45 AM

One must request the rules be changed again
To make but ev'ry line iambic, yes?
So let's ensure the meter entertains
(It fits the method pentametric best)

Do forums often last as long as this?

Pilot · #13 08-24-2009, 07:55 AM

:

YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT.

WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

MA · #14 08-24-2009, 09:44 AM

FUCK SAKE GUYS.
what i meant was someone makes a rhyme in reply to the previous post, but it is their own ryhme; it doesn't have to rhyme with the previous one. e.g:

person 1: who came back? for fuck sake,
there is only so much a man can take.

person 2: at least we can reminisce of times gone by,
and that, my friend, is not a lie.

lets start again;

come on people, lets get this fucking right,
otherwise this thread wont last the night!
Nate is watching, folks.

Bullet Magnet · #15 08-24-2009, 09:57 AM

But I insist, let's alternate the beat:
Award each line with five iambic feet.

MeechMunchie · #16 08-24-2009, 10:06 AM

To change the rules will make things worse;
It's hard enough to speak in verse.

Havoc · #17 08-24-2009, 10:07 AM

This thread sucks...

...in my pants.

MA · #18 08-24-2009, 10:14 AM

hey Havoc, that was really benign,
now why don't you go and fuck a feline?

MeechMunchie · #19 08-24-2009, 10:17 AM

But he does that every day;
Can't he piss off another way?

MA · #20 08-24-2009, 10:22 AM

well, i don't think he can comprehend,
when he see's a tiger, not to bend.

Bullet Magnet · #21 08-24-2009, 10:23 AM

Alas, would Havoc come to bear us ill?
Of course he does, he lacks poetic skill.

used:) · #22 08-24-2009, 10:32 AM

Free verse be not the way to go,
Tis the method of chumps and other hoes.

Wings of Fire · #23 08-24-2009, 10:35 AM

Neither do we want John Milton's heroic
I'd rather see this thread be good and stoic.

MA · #24 08-24-2009, 10:43 AM

Wings of Fire speaks the truth,
he is Jesus - its living proof!

OANST · #25 08-24-2009, 10:43 AM

But today will not see this. It will not be.
Our rhymes are a sickness, I'm sure you can see.

As you can see, I prefer anapestic tetrameter.

MA · #26 08-24-2009, 10:44 AM

call for BM, we need him in here,
to rid us of sickness, and rid us of fear.

OANST · #27 08-24-2009, 10:47 AM

That was actually a really good example of anapestic tetrameter. I'm proud of you.

used:) · #28 08-24-2009, 10:57 AM

I guaran-fucking-tee
Did paraphase he

Sekto Springs · #29 08-24-2009, 11:02 AM

I love the color orange
as much as I... ah shit.

MA · #30 08-24-2009, 11:03 AM

whats with the William Shakespeare-styled writing?
i don't find its contents very inviting.

(meant for Used

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