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07-08-2009, 06:20 AM
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Wired Hello everyone.

Hi I'm Kareel. Im a really nice person but I can be a bit bitchy if i'm rubbed the wrong way. Anyway I hope i have a good time here
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07-08-2009, 06:57 AM
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Bugger off. You don't belong here.

Or at least keep up the grammar. A few errors here and there, but it's better than most here. Welcome to the message boards.
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Hi, I'm OANST. I'm not contradictory except when I'm contradictory.


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07-08-2009, 08:33 AM
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hey there! how you doing?




eh?!
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07-08-2009, 11:19 AM
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Howdy, pardner. Me and my boys here run this town. Except we don't. I'm the resident sane person, but prone to flambouyant language. Except I'm not. Or am I? Welcome. *Runs*

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Hi I'm Wings of Fire, I emasculate young naive men over the internet for shits and giggles, and the worst thing is that you won't notice it happening and will actually enjoy the process.
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Hi I'm Wings of Fire, I emasculate young naive men over the internet for shits and giggles, and the worst thing is that you won't notice it happening and will actually enjoy the process.
Yeah, you told be those nude photos you sent me were an art project.

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Ewww, you're not in my playgroup.

Get thee hence!
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07-08-2009, 12:19 PM
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i like the way this thread has developed a gay cowboy tone.





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07-08-2009, 01:03 PM
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07-09-2009, 03:20 AM
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i'm doing it on purpose. like telling terrible jokes.












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Hello! I'm Nelspike. I hope you seriously got the very same first impression as I did, which was absolutely positive.

Until I figured out 99.9% of this forum is homosexual *Ahem*

Joke, I love'em. <3

Anywhos, hope you have fun around. ^^
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07-09-2009, 06:49 AM
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"Until I figured out 99.9% of this forum is homosexual *Ahem*"

Son of a bitch...

Welcome to the forums fresh meat

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"Until I figured out 99.9% of this forum is homosexual *Ahem*"

Son of a bitch...
Thought you loved me. (< / 3) Now I hate j00!

"fresh meat", he says. Of course, he's part of the 99.9%. =D
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Soooo, the 0.1% is....?
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Me. I'm the only one.
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It is? I'm sure 0.1% is like half a person.

EDIT: No it isn't xD
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Indeed, OANST is the only one...although OddJobAbe should also be part of that 0.1% being that he is also married to a woman(I think)

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Marriage of convenience.
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I'm not gay. I'm just not fussy.*

*Joke. I'm straight.

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Marriage of convenience.
What OANST is trying to say is that him and Oddjob had an affair in the past, and that Oddjob marrying was just convenient, so they could be together even more time.

Still, Meech, you're part of the 99.9%. The 0.1% was directed to me. =D
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You take up 4% so it's not possible.
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What OANST is trying to say is that him and Oddjob had an affair in the past, and that Oddjob marrying was just convenient, so they could be together even more time.

Still, Meech, you're part of the 99.9%. The 0.1% was directed to me. =D
A straight man from Portugal? Get the fuck out.


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