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: What would you do if a Slig found you?
Possess it 8 24.24%
Kill it 3 9.09%
Slap it 6 18.18%
Say Hi 5 15.15%
Fart 5 15.15%
Beg for your life 1 3.03%
Give it a kiss on the cheek and ask if they want to "go steady" 2 6.06%
Run away 3 9.09%
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  #1  
03-29-2009, 07:12 AM
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Wired What would you do if you saw a Slig

Picture this scenario:

You are a mudokon who is escaping from a factory. All of a sudden a Slig runs up to you. What would you do?
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03-29-2009, 09:01 AM
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I like sligs, but if cornered i'd probably try to kill it before i got blown away. If this fucks up its cus im doin it on my mobile.
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No, I'd probrably have some kind of fake excuse planned. And as soon as I told him it, I'd go back to escaping.
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Feckin' Sligs...

I'd say Hi. Who says it's a bad Slig?
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Feckin' Sligs...

I'd say Hi. Who says it's a bad Slig?
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03-29-2009, 11:07 AM
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I would slap it.
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03-29-2009, 11:50 AM
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....... My goodness. Look at all of the people that call Sligs violent, barbaric, stupid, and mean. And yet the majority of people on here would rather kill another soul FIRST and find out what it wanted later. That's pretty much like killing a total stranger just because you ASSUME he's dangerous.

lol. Heartless monsters on this Forum.
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"I'd say Hi. Who says it's a bad Slig?"

- I guess you haven't read about Wildum have you?
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I'd probably pull out a condom. The rubber condom will stop me from being electrocuted.Giggity giggity giggity giggity!


Seriously what type of a stupid question is this?
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....... My goodness. Look at all of the people that call Sligs violent, barbaric, stupid, and mean. And yet the majority of people on here would rather kill another soul FIRST and find out what it wanted later. That's pretty much like killing a total stranger just because you ASSUME he's dangerous.

lol. Heartless monsters on this Forum.
But all sligs are raised as violent monsters. I don't for a minute doubt that the Glukkons would fail to dispose of a slig rendered useless by the presence of decency. I also doubt that a masked slug wielding a gun and robotic trousers is going to be very sociable.
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In fanfics there have been a couple of wild/native/escaped Sligs.
We can only assume there are some good Sligs out there somewhere.
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But in the damn factory? Where they are put to work? I'm sure the Glukkons would take certain precautions to prevent a decent slig from staying in the factory.
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lol what I said was MOSTLY just a little unfunny joke. Obviously MOST Sligs would try to kill ya for bailing out on a factory. But I was merely raising up the fact that killing someone before they even do anything to ya is rather .... strange. Bastards like Abe and Munch running 'round and 'bout ....

Anyhow, yeah, out of fear, I'd do my best to kill an incoming Slig, or atleast hide/run away.
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I see what you were getting at, but the point you were making has no use here, no matter how valid it is. Killing something that is trying to kill you would be a defensive act, not an aggressive one.

However, I do agree with your point, and I understand why you would want to get it across.
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I'd slap the bitch for giving me a heart attack. D:

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I would pull at its tentacles and poke its eyes out and impale its corpse on a huge stake, then parade about the factory with it.

Can’t imagine why you’d be compelled to do anything else.
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I'd give it a warm bath and send it on its way.
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Bloody Sligophiles.
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Seems like a logical approach to me. Lure a slig in to a body of water, but don't remind it to take off its pants. Instant electrocution!
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Except that never happens when you drown Sligs in MO. It’s just not canonical.
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Neither is most of MO, come to think of it.
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Well by that logic nor is any Oddworld we’ve ever seen.
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I voted for the kiss. My only question is why anybody else would want otherwise??
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Do what Abe does,

*shrugs and open out arms saying* "I don't know"

Get shot then X_x
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Interesting how there are no ways to de-possess a Slig without killing them... but in MO, Glukkons don't die by de-possession. That means he can prevent it if he wants to, but he just doesn't want to spare the lives of the poor Sliggies

In AO/AE he even laughs when they die! How cruel!
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I'd yell out "SCRAB ARMY RUNNING BEHIND YOU COMING TO ATTACK! RUN!"

Then the Slig would run into walls yelling "HELLLLLLLP!!!!"
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I'd probably stare at the slig realizing how ugly sligs are in person.
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