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01-20-2009, 08:43 AM
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From Bush to Obama

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"Continuing a White House ritual, President George W. Bush left a note in the Oval Office for President-elect Barack Obama, wishing him well as he takes the reins of the executive branch," the AP reports.

The White House "declined to provide intimate details of the message the two-term Republican left for the incoming Democrat, saying only that Bush wrote it on Monday and left it in the top drawer of his desk."
First things first: I think it's save to say this to the entire world, as it concerns everyone; Congratulations with our new president!

Now let me be the first to give this a comical twist and introduce a new forum game:

The question now being... what was in the note?

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Buy new memo's,
this is the last one!

Greetz Bush.
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01-20-2009, 09:12 AM
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You're a nigger.

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Edit: This may have been a bit much. I can't tell. I'm too close to it.
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01-20-2009, 09:17 AM
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The president's going to be staying in my old room? Wow!

It's an honour, mister!

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01-20-2009, 09:54 AM
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I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while, eheh. That was a smelly one.

Give my condolences to Vishnu,

Dah Bushmeister.

PS: Here's a toothbrush, get someone to sort out the internet for you. I think the tubes are somewhat dirty, it's been slow lately.

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01-20-2009, 10:01 AM
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01-20-2009, 10:41 AM
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You're a nigger.

With all love,
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Edit: This may have been a bit much. I can't tell. I'm too close to it.
TAKE OUT THE EDIT

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01-20-2009, 11:23 AM
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"Congratz on your new position mr Obama. but remember ... you now have a dept to pay.

yours

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01-20-2009, 01:08 PM
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
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01-20-2009, 04:08 PM
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"Yo dawg I heard you like presidency so we put a president in the president so you'll die and I can have my third term."
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01-20-2009, 04:18 PM
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"Yo dawg I heard you like presidency so we put a president in the president so you'll die and I can have my third term."
Bush rigged it so Obama will die giving birth? An elaborate scheme indeed.
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01-20-2009, 04:22 PM
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01-20-2009, 05:24 PM
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01-20-2009, 07:32 PM
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Hi!
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01-21-2009, 06:14 AM
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Finally. I hope Obama has got a brain... and a heart.
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01-21-2009, 07:22 AM
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01-22-2009, 11:43 AM
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THE SHIT STARTS NOW

enjoy
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01-22-2009, 11:49 AM
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01-22-2009, 12:01 PM
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Shit. He is here.
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01-22-2009, 12:06 PM
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welcome to the whitehouse we like fun and games.

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"Congratz on your new position mr Obama. but remember ... you now have a dept to pay.

yours

Davy jones".
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THE SHIT STARTS NOW

enjoy
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welcome to the whitehouse we like fun and games.

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01-22-2009, 05:24 PM
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You never know, if he keeps posting them they may eventually equate to one good joke.
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"Hehe, if you want to have a good time like I did, call Bill and ask for the "Pizza Party special". He'll bring over two fat chicks and five boxes of pizza. After that, there are five steps you need to follow...:

1. Go to the coach, and get my hidden stash of crack.

2. Invite me, dick, and bill over to join in.

3. strip down the fat chicks.

4. give them pizza.

5. Time for the fun!

For any more fun time recipes if your wife aint treatin' you so good or you want to find a way to escape from your kids, check in the back of the fridge. More crack and recipes!

-Peace out my big dog homie G,
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P.S. oh, and if you find that douche bag that tried to hit me with a shoe, execute his black ass! Peace now, homie G.

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