McGangBang-I just stared death in the face, and then ate it.

[Daxter King]

Well, yeah. So I heard of this thing called a McGangBang on another forum I go to. You go to McDonalds, order a McDouble and McChicken sandwich from the dollar menu, take apart the McDouble and put the chicken sandwich inside. You then let your arteries clog.
(Not my pic)

It was surprisingly good, the best hamburger ever actually. Though, I plan to never eat one again, in fear of death. So go eat one yourself..

Unless you have heart problems, are pregnant, diabetic, or have any concern over your health whatsoever.

[Anonyman!]

There is no way, in hell, I would lower myself to consume such an item.

[Daxter King]

There is no way, in hell, I would lower myself to consume such an item.

I initially thought that. Though when me and my friends stopped by McDonalds, I couldn't resist, because I knew that I would never consider it again.

EDIT:Fuck this burger. My God, my stomach is on fire.

[Anonyman!]

Like, how do you wrap your lips around that thing? You would have to flatten the hamburger first. Then all the ingredients would like, melt into each other. God McDonald's just makes me sick. Except for chicken sandwiches. Anywhere. Them's boss.

[Daxter King]

Like, how do you wrap your lips around that thing? You would have to flatten the hamburger first. Then all the ingredients would like, melt into each other. God McDonald's just makes me sick. Except for chicken sandwiches. Anywhere. Them's boss.

Yeah, I had to flatten it, and even then small bites. I like My burgers plain, so it didn't have all the normal stuff there.

[stonetooth]

chicken sandwiches are the shit man. woo! Arbys, mcdonalds, etc. all make good chicken sandwiches. But back onto the topic, i think you would have to come at it from like the bottom you know? like eat off a bit at a time until you can mouth that thing.

[Anonyman!]

chicken sandwiches are the shit man. woo! Arbys, mcdonalds, etc. all make good chicken sandwiches. But back onto the topic, i think you would have to come at it from like the bottom you know? like eat off a bit at a time until you can mouth that thing.

If you destroy the bottom part, the rest will tumble onto your face in a avalanche of grease. Why would that be a good idea?

[stonetooth]

Oops my bad, i wasn't in my "proper train of thought" i'm somewhat tired. >_< I'm gonna go get a drink.

edit: how about you flip it so it's like a | upward line and eat it from the top to bottom? >_< or squishing it works.

[Daxter King]

Oops my bad, i wasn't in my "proper train of thought" i'm somewhat tired. >_< I'm gonna go get a drink.

I think you've had enough drinks.

[stonetooth]

Oh no not one of THOSE drinks. i'm 15. i mean like a sprite or something.

[Daxter King]

Oh no not one of THOSE drinks. i'm 15. i mean like a sprite or something.

I just noticed you're in the same state as me. You have been warned.

[stonetooth]

how the bloody hell have i been warned? and from what...???

[Anonyman!]

Violent anal rape.

[stonetooth]

Holy crap that doesn't sound nice.

[mudling]

I heard the same thing, guess news travels, but apparently you remove one peice of bread and add a sweet and sour souce to the mix.
Use the sapre bread with your chips if you're still hungry.
I work there, but I don't think I'll ever try it, I struggle hard enough to eat a normal meal.

[Daxter King]

Eh, I had no sauce on hand and didn't mind the extra bread. I sware though, after you eat it, you feel like you will never want to eat again, you're that full.

[stonetooth]

Hey dax, you gonna tell me why i've been warned?

[Kimon]

I'm in love

[Alcar]

What is a McDouble? We don't have that here. For the record, I wouldn't touch the McGangBang... it does look like death on a plate.

Holy crap that doesn't sound nice.

Purely perspective.

Alcar...

[Jordan]

Heart attack material. LOOKS FUCKING LOVELY

[Wil]

No amount of ‘ewww’ is enough.

[Oddsville]

The man that took that picture probably died after the first bite.

[Anonyman!]

I still am all like, why? I mean, eating that heart attack grenade can't be a good idea.

[Hobo]

I'd do it if I hadn't boycotted McDonalds

[OANST]

I don't like any fast food. However, I still eat it fucking constantly. I just don't enjoy it.

[used:)]

Meh, I'd try it.

[Mac Sirloin]

The last time I ate at McDonalds there'd been a three year gap from my previous visit. I had a SINGLE BURGER, ONE FUCKING PATTY WITH PICKLES, CHEESE, AND TOMATOES.
Long story short, I had to ride my bike 7KM back to my friends house (I was with him at the time you see) and fell asleep soon after.

I dreamed of a large black house sinking into the side of a hill, I explored it, and found several children aged 8-11 having poopy anal sex with horribly gigantic malformed penises. For whatever reason, my friend (Who's house I was sleeping in.) was also participating. One image that was burned into my mind was himself licking shit off of the edge of his wang.
All of the females were stubby and fat, while the males were skinny with buzz-cut hair crawling with lice.

Have a good sleep.

[Anonyman!]

I just don't know how to reply to that.

[Oddey]

I find that looking at that makes me wonder if it'd be a nice way to go.

[Mac Sirloin]

It wouldn't be.

Also, I found out it's actually 10KM. Not that it matters, but whatever.