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11-08-2008, 09:08 AM
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Oddworld Guess who's back.

Yeah it's me. The most annoying member on owf.
Thanx to everyone who posted on blog message to AlienMagi.
And the most SPECIAL thanx goes to Hobo. Banned me for a month and a half for a 1 year old spam I made...

Anyways... Hi again
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11-08-2008, 09:18 AM
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It is very good to see you. So very, very good. I can't describe how much I will enjoy your return.
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11-08-2008, 09:46 AM
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Yeah it's me. The most annoying member on owf.
You give yourself too much 'tention, brodawg.

Every one of the candies here knows that the mos' 'noyin' members be the ones who prove they worth on tha field of Rock Shambles Battlefire.
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11-08-2008, 09:48 AM
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I cant describe how much I dont know you.

most annoying member? that seems rather egotistical, doesn't it? :P
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11-08-2008, 09:50 AM
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I cant describe how much I dont know you.

most annoying member? that seems rather egotistical, doesn't it? :P
See? He's annoying you already.
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11-08-2008, 10:35 AM
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Oooh, oooh, oooh! O.K.! I didn’t read the original post, so I’m just make guesses here; tell me if I’m wrong or warm or whatever… Is it Mutual Friend?
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11-08-2008, 10:36 AM
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Oooh, oooh, oooh! O.K.! I didn’t read the original post, so I’m just make guesses here; tell me if I’m wrong or warm or whatever… Is it Mutual Friend?
Wow. Just wow.
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11-08-2008, 11:08 AM
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My genuine first thought when I saw the thread title on the main page.
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11-08-2008, 12:11 PM
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Damnit.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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11-08-2008, 12:52 PM
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*swearing uncontrollably*
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11-09-2008, 02:01 AM
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I'd be careful with what you call yourself, you'll get a subtitle like OANST's, but then again, didn't he want it?

Well it's only a matter of time before Hobo finds another excuse to ban you, so tread lightly.
Other than that, welcome back.
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11-09-2008, 03:19 AM
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No, we had to force OANST’s new custom title down his throat.
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11-09-2008, 03:24 AM
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Why do you keep coming back? I mean seriously.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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11-10-2008, 12:25 AM
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The same reason that viruses, stuble and the bush family do.
I kid.
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11-10-2008, 12:36 AM
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Stubble is oft desirable, viruses give an immune system backbone and if it wasn't for bad presidents America wouldn't know a good one when they see him/her.

I rather think a comparison to Uwe Boll is more appropriate.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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11-10-2008, 02:21 AM
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AlienMagi, you are my king,
My lord, my one and only,
I want to cry out into the night from rooftops
That I wish you would spend all time with me.

Please don't ever cross Hobo further,
I don't think that I could stand to lose you more,
So just behave and post sensibly,
Or just don't ever post again.
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11-10-2008, 05:41 AM
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No, we had to force OANST’s new custom title down his throat.
I wouldn't have minded so much if you hadn't used a dildo to get in there. That was...... uncomfortable.
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11-10-2008, 10:35 PM
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Oh my god I think I love you I've missed you so much
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11-11-2008, 02:26 AM
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I wouldn't have minded so much if you hadn't used a dildo to get in there. That was...... uncomfortable.
Well you wouldn’t open your mouth for anything else.
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11-11-2008, 11:21 AM
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Well you wouldn’t open your mouth for anything else.
It was the lecherous sneer on your face that made it unbearable.
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11-11-2008, 11:36 AM
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I'd be careful with what you call yourself, you'll get a subtitle like OANST's, but then again, didn't he want it?

Well it's only a matter of time before Hobo finds another excuse to ban you, so tread lightly.
Other than that, welcome back.
AlienMagi should have a custom title like that. I demand this.

Welcome back... For now.
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11-11-2008, 01:26 PM
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No, don't give him the satisfaction. I'll get jealous and start crying.
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I rather think a comparison to Uwe Boll is more appropriate.
Hey, Postal was alright, bro.

And his new movie ain't bad, neither.
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11-14-2008, 10:45 AM
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It was the lecherous sneer on your face that made it unbearable.
Funny how that put a smile on my face. All of us are creepy!
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Anyone want me to take care of him?

You know, as in "take care of him" ?
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11-15-2008, 06:29 AM
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Anyone want me to take care of him?

You know, as in "take care of him" ?
You're going to have sex with him?


Yes, I do want you to do that.
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11-15-2008, 06:30 AM
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Anyone want me to take care of him?

You know, as in "take care of him" ?
A simple ''Welcome back'' would be enough mojo
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A simple ''Welcome back'' would be enough mojo
But a simple "Welcome back" isn't how we do it here.
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'marked down'
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You're going to have sex with him?


Yes, I do want you to do that.
Dick...


Oh, and, umm... Well, err...

Welcome back
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