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09-27-2008, 07:13 AM
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Time for another thread for people to dwell on. It's like the last one; you tell us how your world or universe would run under your reign. Only this season, it's going to be bloodier, uglier, and sexier than ever.
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In the perfect world of Spirrow, Mitsur constantly trips over his feet and stutters non-stop, scaring off the ladies. OANST serves free MudoBrew in his tavern. Halo 3 style launch parties occur everywhere on the planet where videogames about Spirrow are released in the billions to the public.

In the perfect world, Spirrow has three beautiful blondes (Glowi, T-nex and Ambi) walking next to him arm-in-arm. Havoc is his chauffuer who shoots every person who gets to close, while Nate is his agent. Sander trips along trying to shine Spirrow's shoes while staying out of his way.

In the perfect world, gunfights break out every week down at OANST's bar resulting in the eventual obliteration of the whole place, due to explosives, which is mysteriously restored by the next morning.
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Maybe I ought to stop while I'm ahead.

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09-27-2008, 07:22 AM
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In my perfect world everyone can tell Right from Wrong, and can intimately feel the pain they've inflicted on others, in other words empathy isn't just an evolutionary tool, it is a weapon against evil and ignorance.
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09-27-2008, 07:46 AM
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In my perfect world everyone can tell Right from Wrong, and can intimately feel the pain they've inflicted on others, in other words empathy isn't just an evolutionary tool, it is a weapon against evil and ignorance.
Needs more Mary Sue.
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09-27-2008, 08:49 AM
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In the perfect world of Spirrow, Mitsur constantly trips over his feet and stutters non-stop, scaring off the ladies.
So I'm basically Terrets Guy? Intresting. And I wasn't aware I'm so popular for the ladies, but thank you for the insight. I think the only reason I get so much attention is my warped sense of dry humor.

I don't really feel like making a perfect world, since inevitably I'd spend an hour clarifying the details of every single aspect of it. I'm not really intrested in that kind of work right now.
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09-27-2008, 09:04 AM
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09-27-2008, 12:50 PM
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In my perfect world everybody calls everybody else back, no matter the circumstance. Also, one day every year, every person gets to do the things they can only dream of on any other day.

Oh, and the idea of porn never occurred to anyone.
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In my perfect world, i'd be with Rexy, kicking small Spirrows...

Also there would be freedom for everyone

Lastly, In my perfect world, I'd be able to crush Havocs perfect world, as I think it's just plain lame. and could have been used for so much more.
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In a perfect world my friends and I wouldn't be seen as sex objects by disrespectful discriminating sexist boys. It's not clever or big and in the end, ultimately, in my perfect world they're all going to end up with a huge kick in the balls and no one to come home to.

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Needs more Mary Sue.
I haven't even mentioned my angsty childhood, wise sensei or special power of love yet, have I?

Also the sheer GIRL-POWAH-ASS-KICKERY in this thread is ovah 9000!
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In my perfect world, all penises would be enormous, and vaginas would be replaced with rather talkative lorikeets.
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So I'm basically Terrets Guy? Intresting. And I wasn't aware I'm so popular for the ladies, but thank you for the insight.
At least here on the internet, I think you're more popular with the gays than those pretty ladies.

Personally, I think the world would be entirely better if everyone were gay. Think about how many couples split up because they can't communicate or because they have totally different interests. On the other hand, guys 'get' guys and girls 'get' girls. If every couple were gay, a male couple would sit down to watch the football whilst a female couple would go shoe-shopping.

Also, if everyone was gay, I might get some action occassionally.
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09-27-2008, 07:07 PM
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At least here on the internet, I think you're more popular with the gays than those pretty ladies.

Personally, I think the world would be entirely better if everyone were gay. Think about how many couples split up because they can't communicate or because they have totally different interests. On the other hand, guys 'get' guys and girls 'get' girls. If every couple were gay, a male couple would sit down to watch the football whilst a female couple would go shoe-shopping.

Also, if everyone was gay, I might get some action occassionally.
It'd solve overpopulation within a decade! And bring the opposite within two
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Well, obviously there'd have to be some sort of semen dispenser arrangement.
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09-27-2008, 07:23 PM
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At least here on the internet, I think you're more popular with the gays than those pretty ladies.
I'm gay jailbait? Awesome

Wait...
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Everybody is pretty girls and I am queen.

Also, giant robots.

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I'm gay jailbait? Awesome

Wait...
That wasn't quite what I was getting at. But... yes.



Although you do realise that you're totally legal in many - if not most - locations around the world?
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In my perfect world everyone can tell Right from Wrong, and can intimately feel the pain they've inflicted on others, in other words empathy isn't just an evolutionary tool, it is a weapon against evil and ignorance.
Almost...

But what happens if you are in a situation where you have to do a few "bad" things for a greater good?

Or worse, what if you are tricked in a situation where you can only inflict pain?

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At least here on the internet, I think you're more popular with the gays than those pretty ladies.

Personally, I think the world would be entirely better if everyone were gay. Think about how many couples split up because they can't communicate or because they have totally different interests. On the other hand, guys 'get' guys and girls 'get' girls. If every couple were gay, a male couple would sit down to watch the football whilst a female couple would go shoe-shopping.

Also, if everyone was gay, I might get some action occassionally.
But... I hate football. DAMN MASCULINITY GETTING ME DOWN
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Almost...

But what happens if you are in a situation where you have to do a few "bad" things for a greater good?
I've never liked Consequentialism, if the world needs a sacrifice to save itself then the world doesn't deserve saving

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Or worse, what if you are tricked in a situation where you can only inflict pain?
Responsibility scales upwards, hopefully the instigator wouldn't do that in the first place as he'd be haunted by the guilt of the crime and the guilt of diffusing the responsibility of the crime if he does.

However now cracks in my high and mighty idealism begin to emerge, I shall think this over with Meditations, watch this space.
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But... I hate football. DAMN MASCULINITY GETTING ME DOWN
Actually... me too! Let's go make out!

FYI, football was only an example. A large percentage of the population (I'm not prepared to say 'all') does socialise much better with their own gender than the opposite.
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FYI, football was only an example. A large percentage of the population (I'm not prepared to say 'all') does socialise much better with their own gender than the opposite.
I socialise best with children and gay people, what does this say about me?
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FYI, football was only an example. A large percentage of the population (I'm not prepared to say 'all') does socialise much better with their own gender than the opposite.
I know. But football irks me. To be honest, I don't think I've every watched a sport and enjoyed it, no matter how hard my patriarch tried.
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I socialise best with children and gay people, what does this say about me?


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If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
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