Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
My turn!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
To draw? D:;
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I draw!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I play Call Of The Haunted! With this, I can bring back a monster from the graveyard!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
Welcome back, Cave Dragon!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I place two cards Face Down and end my turn!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
>:
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
I play One Eye Pink Dragon. :v
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
It Can't Be!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
A penis joke. I'm so clever.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
You're only prolonging the enevitable, Zyrael! I shall win this duel, and claim your power, and with it the entire world!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
...Nonsense! My virginity (which I assume "THE ENTIRE WORLD" is slang for) SHALL NOT BE WON!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
Well end your turn.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
One Eye, Pink Dragon uses WHYTE FLAYME.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
Aha!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
You shall NOT be the master of STRIP YU-GI-OH.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I play the quick-play trap card "Plastic Barrier"! This negates Whyte Flayme.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
I play PILL OF QUICK HARDENING!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
No!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
My barrier is destroyed!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
ONE EYE, PINK DRAGON appears...to be...limp now.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
>:
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
:U I'VE RUN OUT OF PILLS OF QUICK HARDENING.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
SHIT, SIDE-EFFECTS.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
My Turn!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
Fine, your turn.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I play Enemy Controller!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
Is this something where you take control of my mind?
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
ABABABBAAABAABABAABABAB Up Down Up Down START
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
And make me take off all my clothes? :v
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
Oh no it's not.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
>:U WELL FUCK YOU THEN.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I now have control over One-eyed Pink Dragon!
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
I equip it with the spell card Second Wind! It's attack is boosted to 2000! One-eyed Pink Dragon, attack Zyrael's lifepoints directly!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
:v You bwoke my cherry.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
With this, I now win the universe!
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
FUCK.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
Nowwutbaww.
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
*shrug*
Wrack 'n' Ruin says:
We watch Rocky Horror Picture Show?
K.E.P. (Zyrael) says:
:v Damnit, Janet.
So cool.
You guys have cool ones?
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
[20:56] Hobo: (Link to photo)
[20:56] Hobo: Belinda's ex's identical twin brother
[20:56] Hobo: who used to be fairly good mates with me
[20:56] Nate: OMG
[20:56] Nate: I want
[20:57] Nate: But only if I can get them both at once
[20:57] Nate: Making out with each other
[20:57] Hobo: Belinda's ex was a complete fucking fairy
[20:57] Nate: Literally or metaphysically?
[20:57] Hobo: Not literally
[20:57] Hobo: he didn't have wings
[20:57] Nate: Oh, good point
[20:58] Nate: Literally using the alternative definition of 'fairy'?
[20:58] Hobo: Yeah
[20:58] Hobo: he was a complete poof
[20:58] Hobo: Probably had sex with Peter
[20:58] Nate: Nice
[20:58] Nate: Why do I get the feeling that the last minute's worth of conversation might suddenly appear in that thread on OWF?
EDIT: Strangely, the only name not changed in the above was 'Peter'.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
Me and some friends on IRC, they wanted to know the legend of buttseks mountain, so I told them.
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[00:31] Violanta|BIG: buttseks mountain!
[00:31] TigerXtrm|BIG: indeed Cheesy
[01:11] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Ah, refreshing.
[01:11] TigerXtrm|BIG: Buttseks mountain is refreshing?
[01:11] TigerXtrm|BIG: you are a sick man senior.
[01:12] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Pfft, there is no buttseks mountain.
[01:12] Sharlath|BIG-C`: It's just like candy mountain.
[01:12] TigerXtrm|BIG: ohh if only you knew
[01:13] TigerXtrm|BIG: Buttseks Mountain is real!
[01:13] TigerXtrm|BIG: It's a mountain in the southern parts of Texas, USA.
[01:14] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Errr.
[01:15] Sharlath|BIG-C`: I'll believe it when you show me.
[01:15] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Too good to be true.
[01:16] *** shambley|BIG has joined #bcp.
[01:16] *** Mode change "+v shambley|BIG" for channel #bcp by ChanServ.
[01:16] shambley|BIG: \o
[01:16] TigerXtrm|BIG: it's impossible to show because only certain individuals know the true location
[01:16] shambley|BIG: anyone alive>
[01:16] TigerXtrm|BIG: those with a love and respect for buttseks
[01:16] shambley|BIG: tiger ur a bot P
[01:17] TigerXtrm|BIG: am not Shocked
[01:17] shambley|BIG: OMG tiger is into buttocks
[01:17] TigerXtrm|BIG: am not Shocked
[01:17] shambley|BIG: think i atived into convo late
[01:18] shambley|BIG: arived?*]
[01:18] TigerXtrm|BIG: what makes you think that
[01:18] shambley|BIG: Tongue
[01:18] TigerXtrm|BIG: we're talking about Buttseks Mountain, you know the one in southern Texas?
[01:19] Sharlath|BIG-C`: o/ Sham.
[01:19] shambley|BIG: butt sex ?
[01:19] TigerXtrm|BIG: no, Buttseks
[01:20] shambley|BIG: i did see broke back maountain didnt knw they dediated a mountian to the movie
[01:20] shambley|BIG:
[01:20] TigerXtrm|BIG: they didn't, the movie was inspired by the mountain
[01:20] shambley|BIG: ahh
[01:21] TigerXtrm|BIG: only noone really knows where it is unless you know what to look for
[01:21] shambley|BIG: still i wonder how the maountain got named
[01:21] shambley|BIG: at bit like gay bars ?
[01:22] TigerXtrm|BIG: I think the locals named it
[01:22] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Rofl.
[01:22] shambley|BIG: look 4 a bar with guys is a bit vague - most bars are full of guys Tongue
[01:22] Sharlath|BIG-C`: But thath as nothing to do with sauna Sad
[01:22] TigerXtrm|BIG: haha
[01:22] TigerXtrm|BIG: it does
[01:22] shambley|BIG: LOL
[01:23] TigerXtrm|BIG: because it is rumoured that buttseks mountain is where the idea for sauna's originated from
[01:23] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Except that saunas are usually full of guys too.
[01:23] Sharlath|BIG-C`: For some reason females aren't that interested in it as a social event. Shame, really.
[01:23] TigerXtrm|BIG: the story goes that Buttseks Mountain had a way to have a small room full of sweaty naked men
[01:24] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Rofl.
[01:24] TigerXtrm|BIG: somehow the concept got out and the world took it over
[01:24] shambley|BIG: im stilllooking for a suana full of girls - i spent thousands still looking though Tongue
[01:24] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Can't be, there were no people in Texas when sauna was developed Sad
[01:24] TigerXtrm|BIG: think again
[01:24] TigerXtrm|BIG: sauna's are a texan invention Wink
[01:24] shambley|BIG: IT WAS called a sweat lodge back then
[01:25] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Nope, never.
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: yes!
[01:25] shambley|BIG: and was thier b4 white people
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: but that was because things got lodged stuck sometimes
[01:25] shambley|BIG: eewwww!!
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: I'm just telling the story of the legend
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: Sharlath keeps interupting me Sad
[01:26] Sharlath|BIG-C`: =P
[01:26] Sharlath|BIG-C`: *Indians haven't been there that long ehter!
[01:26] Sharlath|BIG-C`: They're chinese anyways!
[01:26] TigerXtrm|BIG: be quiet and let me finnish!
[01:26] shambley|BIG: they have a proud male sauna tradition in finalnd he's jealous that sweat lodges existed a thousand years b4
[01:27] shambley|BIG: tiger ur cat finnish befor sharlath finishes Tongue
[01:27] shambley|BIG: CANT*
[01:27] Sharlath|BIG-C`: XD
[01:27] shambley|BIG: he finish after all
[01:28] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Yarrrr!
[01:28] TigerXtrm|BIG: Buttseks mountain then devised a way to get a load of men even wetter in a small space, plus the disabbility to see properly. Legend has it this was done intentional but the reasons are unknown.
[01:28] TigerXtrm|BIG: the Turkisch later stole this idea and called it a steambath
[01:29] shambley|BIG: lol hide the sausage competition while men have salt sweat in thier eyes = no giult
[01:29] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Pfft, those are useless. They should use steamed oil. Water only makes the skin dry and the milder temperature doesn't even provide much sweat, thus causing more friction.
[01:30] shambley|BIG: ewww
[01:30] shambley|BIG: prefer the native indian method
[01:30] TigerXtrm|BIG: thats because the Turkish never got the idea right, something was missing but noone ever knew what
[01:30] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Cheesy
[01:30] TigerXtrm|BIG: later it was discovered that instead of water, Buttseks Mountain used lubricant
[01:31] shambley|BIG: lol lube mountain
[01:31] Sharlath|BIG-C`: And I'm seriously trying to forward unisex saunas, but even the guys regard me as perverted Sad
[01:31] TigerXtrm|BIG: and thats basicaly the story of Buttseks Mountain
[01:31] TigerXtrm|BIG: I might have missed a few bits here and there but you can ask Vladimir about the rest of the details
[01:32] TigerXtrm|BIG: he's more in the know about that mountain then I am
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.†- Nate
Kastere is covered in BEEES says:
Do you have an Air-Conditioner in your room? It's hot as fuck and it's probably distinctly BOILAH like in there.
Tarquin Fresh says Konichiwa Bro! Says:
No, why?
Kastere is covered in BEEES says:
I've got six fans, more than enough to kill anything that moves.
Tarquin Fresh says Konichiwa Bro! Says:
...
[05:12] Hanna_Loves_JH: Guess what ;D
[05:12] MOOSH~!: Oh fuck what
[05:12] Hanna_Loves_JH: I need to
[05:12] MOOSH~!: *Covers ears*
[05:12] Hanna_Loves_JH: I HATE JOOO
[05:12] Hanna_Loves_JH: Anyway I need to change my pants =D
[05:13] MOOSH~!: You must be so proud.
[05:13] Hanna_Loves_JH: Actually, yes, yes I am
[05:13] Hanna_Loves_JH: But yeah
[05:13] MOOSH~!: Hmmmmm.
[05:15] Hanna_Loves_JH: There's a party going on down there
[05:15] MOOSH~!: AM I INVITED? =D
[05:15] Hanna_Loves_JH: look out your window
[05:15] Hanna_Loves_JH: WAIT THAT SOUNDED WRONG
Our hotels at the time were across from eachother. She was looking out the window and saw some people having a pool party.
Eeh, kind of old. >>
Tarquin Fresh HAS A BEAUTIFUL 18 KARAT GOLD BRACELET JUST FOR YOU! says:
I'll be damned if The Dark Knight is the best movie ever.
Simon got a video camera, Hot diggity says:
So...you didn;t like it?
Tarquin Fresh HAS A BEAUTIFUL 18 KARAT GOLD BRACELET JUST FOR YOU! says:
What? Fuck.
Tarquin Fresh HAS A BEAUTIFUL 18 KARAT GOLD BRACELET JUST FOR YOU! says:
People are retarded.
Tarquin Fresh HAS A BEAUTIFUL 18 KARAT GOLD BRACELET JUST FOR YOU! says:
It's not the best movie ever... It's a really good movie.
Simon got a video camera, Hot diggity says:
Sorry captain I can't talk rit
Tarquin Fresh HAS A BEAUTIFUL 18 KARAT GOLD BRACELET JUST FOR YOU! says:
What?
Simon got a video camera, Hot diggity says:
Exactly.
Awesome chat conversations you've had.
