When did you last do something that could be taken for something... perverted?
How did you rate it out of 5?
Now this is all just innuendo! No uh... frisky stuff you spiky children. Comical or not let us share our experiences.
Here is mine:
Oh my last uh... experience. That would be not last night, but the night before. Let's see my boyfriend and I got into the back of his car around 11 PM. After misplacing our clothes we felt around for them with our eyes closed. Perhaps it would of been easier to find our clothes with our eyes open. *shrugs*
Right when we started to make progress in our search a friend of my sister was walking by and saw us. He stayed cool, but it was still embarrassing. Would you want to be caught after misplacing your clothes? Darn those sneaky elusive clothes. Oh man I was so upset. I was just about to uh... find my clothes... yeah that's right. Talk about bad timing.
It was starting to storm and at about midnight it began to rain. With it raining we doubted anyone would be walking by so we gave looking for our clothes a second shot. Oh how great it felt to be able to look for our clothes and to have my boyfriend's assistance. Knowing no one would interrupt our search was also nice. The rain really started to pick up slamming against the car. I really couldn't care less about the rain due to my current situation, but the loud thunder constantly reminded me of the weather. The storm was fierce with thunder crashing again and again only further exhilarating me... in my search for my clothes. I was completely lost in the world that was my boyfriend, myself, and the loud thunder. It seemed the weather only escalated with my uh... progress in the search as the rain, faster then it started, changed to hail. The ice was much louder thudding against the car and accompanied by the thunder I felt so bestial. It seemed that both the weather and I had reached our apex. After a final discharge of ear-piercing thunder both the storm and I calmed down. Yeah I uh... found my clothes.
Yes.... 5/5
Innuendo
