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12-12-2007, 07:20 AM
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Public speaking (not to be confused with pubic peeking)
I need some help!

I'm need to do a speech in front of various people from almost all the age groups (apart from the very young and the dead)

I need a topic which is funny,easy to understand from almost all ages and is interessting

any help good members of this wonderful forum?

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12-12-2007, 08:38 AM
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12-12-2007, 12:41 PM
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How to present speeches?
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Quantum Physics.
That's a good idea, because then it won't matter if you don't make any sense; it's only to be expected.
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the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
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the miserable high school boys.

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12-13-2007, 07:36 AM
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oh and BTW if my team wins, we get an automatic A+ in one of our speaking a listening english GCSEs

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Do we get a retroactive A+ for our GCSEs?
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Um....

Oddworld?

(Wonder why no-one said that?)
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Because it's a stupid idea.
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Do we get a retroactive A+ for our GCSEs?
when i mean OUR i mean the people who are doing public speaking with me.

Not everyone who helped me

sadly BM their isn't a sarcasm button in oddworld forums

also Zelda, this is a serious(ish) thing with old people involved, do you think they would understand if i start spouting stuff about the mating patterns of Meeches?
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