Watashi wa Nihon ni itteiro!

[Marvak]

Okay, seeing as I don't think vBulletin supports Japanese characters, I had to put my title in romaji ('roman' characters) instead.
Anyway, those fluent in the language will know that it reads 'I'm going to Japan!'. Which indeed I am. 8D It's for a school trip. The exact date's still to be decided; that'll be decided during the meeting which I'm going to tonight. But it's definately going to be this month.
XDD I've never been overseas before, I only just got my awesome Australian Passport a while ago. Everything's already been paid for and triple-checked, from the spending money ($500 worth in Yen) to the Travel Insurance.
I'm just telling you guys now because I probably won't have internet access during my stay there. Wish me well <3.

[Nemo]

Lucky. Take pikaruchus for me, keke?

[Marvak]

I shall send you a choice few :P.
I'm back from the trip anycase. I think I'll put this on my OWF blog, anyhoo
[EDIT] By 'trip' here I meant the trip to the meeting at school. Hehe. Just clearing that up.

[Jordan]

Wow, I've always wanted to go to Japan. I envy you Marvak. Kuso! Try and translate that.

[Laser]

kuso means shit doesn't it?
lol
try the monkey brains! i hear they are lovely

[Venks]

Nihongo totemo tanoshii desu!

[Jordan]

kuso means shit doesn't it?
lol
try the monkey brains! i hear they are lovely

Yeah that's right. Can someone tell me 'head' in Japanese?

[Mac Sirloin]

Well, though Japan as responsible for some of the MOST frightening corporate logos in history, it's still supposed to be an AMAZING country.
Good luck.
I know that Futa means Girl WIth Penis.
Please, don't ask why.

[Marvak]

Okay, I am now officially leaving THIS SATURDAY. I'll probably be home packing, so I might not be on the forums tomorrow to say my final farewells before the trip, so...

See ya round, suckers!

[Patrick Vykkers]

私は西部の十代女の子間のJapanophiliaの病人である。

Yes, I used an online translator for that.

[Marvak]

Something about 10 year old girls and Japanophillia.
Any more, one side of me does not want to know... and the other, much more curious side does for some inexplicable reason.

[Patrick Vykkers]

IIRC it reads
"I am sick of the Japanophilia among Western teenage girls."

[Marvak]

Ah, I see now. Don't trust online translators, they're retarded. <3

[LadySlig]

Good luck Maravk, and have a good trip! (though I do not approve of some of the things the Japanese do)

[Mac Sirloin]

IIRC it reads
"I am sick of the Japanophilia among Western teenage girls."

AMEN.
I am looking at you, fanfic writers.

[Patrick Vykkers]

I support firing squads for bishounen. Not out of homophobia, but absolute intolerance for such horrid personality and even worse hairstyles. Also, I support the same measures for those Loli sickos.

[Hobo]

IIRC it reads
"I am sick of the Japanophilia among Western teenage girls."

Yeah, what's with that...

There is the counter point of Japan's obsession with the west. The cliche'd tall ginger females in their anime is a classic example. If you don't follow me, think of what height and hair colour all (most) Japanese folk are.

[Nate]

That's because to many Japanese people, Westerners are the epitome of beauty. Blonde with big boobs.

Opposites attract and all that shite.

[Hobo]

Good luck Maravk, and have a good trip! (though I do not approve of some of the things the Japanese do)

This interests me. Like what?

[Marvak]

*Is at host family's house*

This interests me. Like what?

Well, while I was at the Yamada High School (lol ya moddah) I noticed that when I attemped to overtake a boy as I was walking, he quickly looked sideways and quickened his pace. Apparently Japanese men think of themselves rather highly.
Of course I gave him daggers in reply and he consequently backed down to where he should be- behind me. Wuss.

[Mac Sirloin]

Is Daggers the name of your cat?

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Awwwwww, I missed the Japameseland thread....Ah well, good luck, wonder when you'll return.

[Marvak]

Is Daggers the name of your cat?

LOL I wish.

I'm coming home tomorrow! Aieee! XD I miss my family.　*cries*

[Strike Witch]

Dondake.....

Been there, also Hong Kong and Beijing.

Asia is fun.

ALSO: Did you by any perverted transformers? They even have Transformers Rape Porn. It's fucking hilarious.

[Nate]

Is that Transformers raping humans or Transformers raping other Transformers?

*boggles*

[Strike Witch]

Evil Transformers raping little girls. When Autobots do it, it's entirely consentual.

[Marvak]

ALSO: Did you by any perverted transformers? They even have Transformers Rape Porn. It's fucking hilarious.

Is that Transformers raping humans or Transformers raping other Transformers?

*boggles*

Evil Transformers raping little girls. When Autobots do it, it's entirely consentual.

...WHUT.


I did not happen to come across any such porn. However there was a very obvious-looking hentai stall at the Tokyo Subway Station. Hell if I know what it was doing there.

Also, I am now offically back. So nice to come home, with the hot Australian sun beating down on your skin, and the smell of sea salt and coffee in the air...

Seriously though. When I arrived at Japan it smelled like toilet cleaner, and when I got back home to Aus with a re-sensitized nose, it smelled like sea salt and coffee.

ANDANDAND. I GOT LOST IN TOKYO. I was in this shop, and my tour group suddenly moved off, leaving me unawares. I had to hang around outside the shop for 3 hours >.<... I was fine untill it started getting dark. Then I started praying, and getting nervous. I got found eventually, though <3

Atheist + Getting lost in huge place where nobody speaks your language such as Tokyo = Conversion to Christianity.

[Strike Witch]

Hahahahah.