I haven't any presents to offer, either, so I suppose you'll have to just have to settle for Nemo wrapping himself up for you. Although, when he's done wrapping himself, how can he send himself to you?
I've got my ways.
And if anyone is wondering how I'm typing, I've got a pencil in my mouth, and I need a friend to rap my head up, with a straw in my mouth so I can breathe.
Happy [very early] birthday Cutie! As if you're 15! 1 year until you can legally have sex and smoke in the UK. Forget the US, come live with us Europeans! XD
Can't wait till you get back to writing those fanfics featuring your favourite female forumer.