ODDWORLD Bottom
Has anyone ever seen the old comedy bottom? Judging on what I've seen It's great.
Cast:
Richie slig, Eddie slig, anybody else who's envolved.
Richie walks into their slig barracks dorm carrying lots of heavy stuff.
Eddie is watching the T.V.
Eddie: Where the hell you bin'?
Richie : (puts down shopping)I've got more suplies.
Eddie : (runs up to the boxes and pulls out a small package) Scrab Cakes! my favourite!
Richie: Eddie! stop it's not for us it's for...
Eddie bites into the cake. There is a smashing noise and teeth fall out of Eddies tentacles.
Richie: My boss.
Eddie: why the hell have you got your boss a metal Cake?
Richie: It's the latest product from Vykkers labs. It's also very bouncy.
He tries it out and it breaks a hole in the ceiling.
Richie: oops
Eddie: I want a go.
Eddie stands beneath the hole and prods the hole with his finger.
He removes his hand and turns to Richie. He goes to speak but the cake falls down and hits his forehead.
Richie : (picks Eddie up and puts him back in front of the T.V.) Let's watch some Telly ey?
(sits down by him)
Eddie: I need a good watch of T.V. now.
They settle down to watch the box and then there is a knock on the door.
Richie: I'll answer it
He opens the door to reveal a slig holding a bill.
Slig: Hello sir, well If I may begin I have some good news and some bad news...
Richie: yeah
Slig: well let me say a very special thing has just arrived.
Eddie in background: Those rude posters I ordered!
Richie: Ignore him.
Slig: Yes, well may I say that it's not everyday that your NTL phone bill arrives is it?
Richie: Odd help me, and the bad news?
Slig: Dear me, It's terrible
Eddie: Oh no, Osma bin Glukkon has bombed something else hasn't he.
Slig: No I'm gonna have to remove your right to watch the T.V.
Eddie: (pulls worse expression than his last line) The T.V. lisence gone?
YAWN that came out quite good actually but I've got better Idea's in store for you guys yet!
[ November 25, 2001: Message edited by: Rich The Intern ]
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