President Bush

Statikk HDM · #1 03-21-2006, 09:00 AM

Bush had a press conference today.
At 9 in the morning on a Tuesday.
What kind of a coward is he? He knows damn well that nobody watches television at 9 in the morning on a Tuesday. He just wants more time to spin it, is all.
He even said in the conference "They've told me what to say."
Dance, little monkey, dance!
You're the ****ing President of the U.S.A! Nobody tells you dick! You tell your underlings "Frog" and they should be 5 feet in the air croaking!
The press was all cock, no balls as usual.
When the person with the most swinging meat is Helen effing Thomas you've got issues.
A Fox guy asked about censure and impeachment. He even used the Bush phrase "Terrorist Surveillance Program" Though we know beyond all doubt that civilians have been targetted and they have given no proof that a terrorist having an overseas call with a U.S. civilian ever occured. Bush smiled like the question was a nice, juicy curveball without any action and framed it like Democrats were the assholes rooting for the other guy at the game because he has money on them.
If you don't want to hunt the transcript down I'll print it for you.
"Terror.
Terror.
9/11.
Freedom is on the march.
Failure is not an option.
(contort jaw like a crackhead going cold turkey).
Snippy comment to the press.
Brag about cutting education and welfare programs.
Terrorterror9/11"

Munch's Master · #2 03-21-2006, 09:18 AM

All I can say in regards to president Bush is-Ive never supported him, and always thought that if he's the most powerful man in the world, its scary, as he is so thick. I have a book fo 'Bushisms'-the dumbest things he's ever said, and the biggest mistakes he's made in speeches. Its a good laugh ,but also makes me wonder how he is US president. And if he's now just a puppet on a string, has he always been like that, and if so, who's the moron behind it all?

Havoc · #3 03-21-2006, 10:16 AM

Bush: Eptember Seleventh...

Media: Yay!

Statikk HDM · #4 03-21-2006, 10:22 AM

People are starting to come around, though. He's at 33 percent approval rating which is about as low as it can get. No matter who is president the truly hardcore koolaid drinkers will support him. A president could impale a baby on t.v. but those 30 percent will still love him because...well, dammit, at least he isn't a Republican/Democrat.

nads · #5 03-21-2006, 10:51 AM

All this anger over a morning press conference?

SeaRex · #6 03-21-2006, 12:25 PM

I watched it.

Nothing much to say. The more he talks about how evil these "turrists" are, the more I think of how alike we really are. We're both just so convinced that only the OTHER guy is evil.

Goresplatter · #7 03-21-2006, 01:44 PM

I believe Bush shouldn't have ever become president. If* he does lead the united states himself, I seriously fear the way american population are voting. I do hope he gets voted out next time, and they get someone who can deliver a speech using english.
*I think I read somewhere that the president is just a figurehead, and he actually has very very little power, but I might actually have dreamt it or seen it on some random program. Sorry if I'm wrong.

Also, Munches Master, is that book actually released as a book, or is it a record you've made? Former, what's it called, it sounds funny

, Latter, could you post some?

Statikk HDM · #8 03-22-2006, 06:01 AM

Another one today at 12:15.
Seriously, I'm past being confused, now I'm in
WTF mode. Who will be watching television at 12:15 on a Wednesday?