Ways to die

Fuzzle Guy · #1 11-10-2005, 05:59 AM

I'm gonna start off a little game here. It's a forum game so don't expect it to be fantastic. We each have to post a way to die. It can be a method of Commiting suicide or natural causes. It can be any way you like.

Shot in the head.

Kimon · #2 11-10-2005, 06:40 AM

That's unique.

I want to dress up like Mary Poppins and jump off of a building with an umbrella.

Fuzzle Guy · #3 11-10-2005, 06:50 AM

lol,

Pretend to be Guy Fawkes and get thrown in a fire

T-nex · #4 11-10-2005, 07:47 AM

choke on pancakes....

Splat · #5 11-10-2005, 08:16 AM

Read a horrendously morbid thread on your favourite website which sends you spiralling into depression so you go to your local psychologist who says you should go to this obscure place in Africa where they don't have any computers for you to get depressed over but on the way your plane craches and you, along with 800 other innocent people all die.

Rex Tirano · #6 11-10-2005, 09:18 AM

Death by cuddles from Rich.

Yes, I like that idea. ^_^

- Rexy

Dark Elite_H2 · #7 11-10-2005, 09:35 AM

God, you guys are creative how you say how to die! So, I'll just say one.

Heart attack in your sleep. Ugh, that's my fear of how I'm gonna die...Not that I will, I just fear it 'cause I've heard 'bout people who die in their sleep 'cause of a heat attack...

Havoc · #8 11-10-2005, 09:52 AM

Tiger... I say no more... :P

Okay I will. Being mauled to death by a tiger... I'd rather not die at all, but If I would have to chose how, that would be it :P. May not be a pretty sight, but should be one heck of a way to go :P.

Abe 01 · #9 11-10-2005, 10:38 AM

im dead inside already, but id rather freeze to death because i dont feel the cold unless its -100000000000c

Mojo · #10 11-10-2005, 11:13 AM

If it's -1000000000c, you don't feel anything. Trust me.

Way to die?

Working in a paper-factory, only to fall off an awning, into them big roll-presses.

Scrab-pancakes! In which T-nex can choke afterwards.

Havoc · #11 11-10-2005, 11:42 AM

lol, nice one Scrabby :P

MojoMan220 · #12 11-10-2005, 12:05 PM

Eating your own head.

***Nate*** · #13 11-10-2005, 12:17 PM

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If it's -1000000000c, you don't feel anything. Trust me.

Well seeing as the lowest possible temperature is -273c (0 Kelvin) that would be impressive.

Actually freezing to death would be good, as you just go to sleep and your body shuts down after that.

But if I'm thinking about how I probably will die, I'd say an accident brought on by my own clumsiness. Eg car accident, cutting off a limb whilst chopping vegetables, major burns whilst carrying a saucepan full of boiling water, etc.

used:) · #14 11-10-2005, 12:39 PM

Laughing so hard that I choke from not getting any oxygen.

OANST · #15 11-10-2005, 12:51 PM

Any way will do. Just please god, let me die.

xx_xx_0dd · #16 11-10-2005, 12:51 PM

I would be hung from an oak tree, then have my body mummified, and put in a coffin with a couple of bucks, and buired 12 feet underground.

OANST · #17 11-10-2005, 01:32 PM

Dollars or deer?

SeaRex · #18 11-10-2005, 02:13 PM

Raped by an elephant.

Havoc · #19 11-10-2005, 02:23 PM

LMAO... ouch... :P

Daxter King · #20 11-10-2005, 02:39 PM

Killed by a pack of savage koalas.

metroixer · #21 11-10-2005, 04:08 PM

Raped by a great white shark. That's right get the dirty thought stuck in your mind.... :P

***Nate*** · #22 11-10-2005, 10:58 PM

Except fish don't have... schlongs, as far as I know. They just release their jism to wherever the currents take them.

Try a whale instead. Once you get your first dork, you'll never go back.

Abe16 · #23 11-10-2005, 11:18 PM

Watching Hockey on cable TV for 6 hours straight.

a flock of seagulls · #24 11-10-2005, 11:45 PM

Loneliness....
*Sigh*

Splat · #25 11-11-2005, 01:04 AM

Water torture: having water forced down your throat until your stomach bursts. youch.

THen again, some cultures refer to water culture as being tied down on your back and having water dripped slowly and irregularly on your forehead until you go insane, which in my opinion is a lot nastier, though it won't kill ya.

Dark Elite_H2 · #26 11-12-2005, 05:28 AM

Gettin' attacked by rabid cows that bark

Rex Tirano · #27 11-12-2005, 05:43 AM

As for dying properly... I can tell I'm going to die from heart failure or a heart attack.

I don't know why, it's not my chosen method of death, but I can kinda *feel* it.

*Twighlight zone music comes on

- Rexy

Dark Elite_H2 · #28 11-12-2005, 07:35 AM

Don't blame yeh, Rexy. That's what I thought when I first posted ''ere. I just put up another one 'cause my friend wanted to be creative.

***Nate*** · #29 11-12-2005, 11:04 AM

This reminds me of the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the convicted felon gets to choose his method of execution - being chased by a bunch of half-nude women with their breasts hanging out and bouncing before falling off a cliff into a waiting coffin.

Fuzzle Guy · #30 11-12-2005, 11:40 AM

That's where I got the Idea from. That and Matt Groenings 50 ways to die the LA way.