Wild Wild Odd (my Comedy fic!)

[Abe's son]

Okay, this is gona be a Western kinda fic here are the people!

Oddling: The Slig who escaped Rupture Farms! Also kinda helps AS run the Salooon
Kai: The badass mud Cowbow
AS: The Slig who can't took right
Greg: An Cronicler who helps AS some times
Bob: A stoopid runaway Intern who got his moulth unstiched, is the Salooon's pinoist
Micky Pooshla!: A Sherif BBS who constanly shoots at AS, cuse he feel's like it
George and Kelk: 2 very smart Vykker's who constanly try and find out what's in AS's Stu
Nig: A paramite that guard's every Pot of Stu
Norg: A slog who Guard's the bank
Rolf and Jark: Rolf(a mud) helps Jark(a Cronicler) run the bank of Wild WIld Odd(WWO)
Yewa: A female slig who is alway's at the Salooon
Sligster: "Teh Salooons" bouncer
Kesiah: The Mud singer at "Teh Salooon"

Locations:
Teh Saloon: AS runs this place, a very strange bar
Jark and Rolf's Bank: the bank
Sherif Pooshla's Office: what the name says
Greg's Relistate: Greg's job
George and Kelks farmicy: what the name says

Stuff:
Stu: the best Potatoe stu, everyone likes it, made by AS
Dish tea: What AS serve's when he's out of beer, it's Ice tea mixed with dish soap

well, first chapter will be up tomrow, Oddling and Kai will help me wright this, stay tooned for, Wild Wild Odd.

[oddling]

LMAOROFLOL!!!!!!!! Holy crap AS! You actaually DID make a fan fic out of our RPG! Hehe POOSHLA!!!!!!!!!!lmao Stuff:Stu. *laughs so hard she turns blue*

Oddling l:c l

[Abe's son]

*gluckon walk's in*

Gluckkon: Get me a Brewski
AS: Eh? Wut ye'wunt
Gluckkon:.....A FRICK'N BREWSKI DUMB ASS
*all look at the gluck*
AS: Wut's yer prolem?
Gluckkon: just get the Brewski
AS: *give's the glukkon his brewski*
Gluckkon:*driks his brewski* I'm look'n for a rouge mud bye the name of Kai
AS: wut do ye'wun't tah knu?
Gluckkon: There giveing a reword and-
AS:.....*take's out a shotgun* geet teh hack outa mah Salooon yu bowntah huunta
Gluckkon: BOYS!! *slig's fill the Saloon all pointing guns at AS*
AS: oh.....sheet
Glukkon: I sugest you tell me were Kai is before you get a remodling
AS:Nu! Ahm nuut tell'n yu nuthing
*The good, the bad, and the ugly thme music come's on*
Slig: I sugest you guys get out'a here right now
Gluckkon: *turns aroud* and who just might you be
Slig:*come's out of shadows* would'nt you like to know?
AS: Oudling?
Oddling: SAY IT RIGHT DAMN'IT ODDLING IT'S ODD-*blam* *blam* *blam* AHH!!!! *runs and hide's* *shoots at 5 slig's killing them* GO AWAY!
AS: *blows the glucks head off and starts shooting at the other sligs* YA!!
*all the slig's are dead*
Oddling: *go's up to counter* give me some stu!
AS:...that was random
Oddling: *slam's fist down on counter* I SAVED YOUR ASS, NOW GIVE ME SOME STU!
AS: *hands her a bowl* ookay, nuuw please don't yell at meh ageen!



*that's all today kids! Tune in next week, for...Wild Wild Odd!!!*

[Abe's son]

Sorry no update's today

[Kesiah]

AS has asked me to write something of what happened next, so here's what I can remember (I'm a little sketchy on the details), if anyone else would like to continue it, or to correct me, you'll have to check with AS first! Nah ha!!
Note: I'll have to ask AS to forgive me, but I don't think I have his accent quite right.
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Scene: "Teh Saloon" (where else?) As is wandering around doing....stuff. Sligster is guarding the place. Kesiah is standing near the stage and Oddling is practicing for her show.

*Kai throws open the door and walks up to the bar.*
Kai: Soulstorm Brew.
*AS gives it to him*
*Kesiah sees Kai, and slaunters over*
Kes: Hey Kai. *winks*
Kai: AS, who's she?
AS: She works here. Kesiah.
*Kesiah flutter her eyelids and sits down next to Kai, swishing her sequined dress.*
Kai: Hi.
Kesiah: Hiya. *smiles at Kai*
*Kai drinks his Brew, orders another.*
*Kesiah sees Oddling and Sligster talking, Sligster leaves for a moment, then comes running back in.*
Sligster: There's a Scrab in the Employee lounge!
Kai: I'll take care of it! *runs the employee lounge*
*Kesiah screams, dives behind the bar and hides*
*Oddling runs in to the Employee lounge, sees the Scrab, picks up a rock and throws it at it's head. The Scrab yelps and runs away.*
Oddling: Scrabs are wusses.
Kai:......

[Abe's son]

AS: *come's a runnin* ARG what happend
All: look at him
AS:*go's back into bar* Okay...


(Kesiah you can make stuff up 2) (this was a filler)