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11-02-2003, 01:38 PM
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When's your death-day?

Chek this site out and see when you'll die:

www.deathclock.com

I'll die in year 2089
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11-02-2003, 01:46 PM
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11-02-2003, 02:38 PM
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11-02-2003, 03:01 PM
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December 15th 2071

Well thats what I expected some time during the 70's. At least Ill get to live to see the 60's since I missed the last 60's by about 10 years. Like they say history has a tendency to repeat itself. do you realise all of us will not live to the year 2100? We are going to die sometime in this centary. Kind of scary don't you think?

But this will happen only if the world doesnt end before then. I had a dream that the end of the world will take place on New Years Eve 2012 at approxemently midnight Eastern Standard time. What a ride!

paramiteabe...
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11-02-2003, 03:45 PM
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Monday, November 24, 2036. Seconds left: 1,043,231,665 and counting...

To be honest i'm ready for Death. I can't wait to die. I'm tired of life, its faaarrrr to materialistic. Bring on the Afterlife, whoop!!
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11-02-2003, 03:49 PM
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Sunday 4th February 2079. At least I'll live long enough to see what its like being old. Yay. Big rock in space is going to miss.
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11-02-2003, 04:44 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm gonna die before all of you, (Except for Jacob);
November 12 2056. Hahahahaha............
Hang on, that isn't good is it?
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11-02-2003, 05:09 PM
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I'll die Tuesday, July 19, 2061. This is obviously wrong, because this is 74 - several years below the life expectancy of my generation. I'd better try on optimistic to be sure.

Wednesday, August 9, 2079. This thing doesn't like me. Bah, I'll show it, I'll show you all!
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11-02-2003, 06:43 PM
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Saturday, June 15, 2080.

At least I get to die on a Saturday.
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11-02-2003, 07:40 PM
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Originally posted by paramiteabe
December 15th 2071

Well thats what I expected some time during the 70's. At least Ill get to live to see the 60's since I missed the last 60's by about 10 years. Like they say history has a tendency to repeat itself. do you realise all of us will not live to the year 2100? We are going to die sometime in this centary. Kind of scary don't you think?

But this will happen only if the world doesnt end before then. I had a dream that the end of the world will take place on New Years Eve 2012 at approxemently midnight Eastern Standard time. What a ride!

paramiteabe...
Im sure most some of us will live past 2100. If you make good choices, and fate deals you a good hand you will could live past any of these "death dates" with ease.
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11-02-2003, 08:08 PM
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Just remembered my fics. I'd rather die after finishing them all off...then selling them...earning loads...grooving in a bath of money...and then ending my life...yes...thooper-thooper-thooper!!
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11-02-2003, 08:32 PM
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I remember doing this in another thread, but another try won't hurt.

Looks like I'll be dead on Sunday, November 19, 2023.
Damn! I'll be 36 years old when I die! Way too early.....good thing this thing isn't real, right?

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11-02-2003, 09:34 PM
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Normal: Wednesday, September 28, 2061
Pessimistic: Friday, August 2, 2041
Sadistic: Friday, September 27, 2024
Optimistic: Saturday, November 13, 2083

Well. I can live to be 37. Or, I could live to 96. Quite a span, huh?

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11-03-2003, 02:49 AM
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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
Im sure most some of us will live past 2100. If you make good choices, and fate deals you a good hand you will could live past any of these "death dates" with ease.
Thats true I mean you would have to be a perfectly healthy person to live that long not many are almost none. Infact anybody who was born in the 1880's isn't alive today in 2003.

I thought it would be the same for us. we were born in the early and late 1970's or 1980's. It will defenitly be a longshot to live to 2100. thats over 100 years.
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11-03-2003, 06:09 AM
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Life expectancy has increased, they could invent life prolonging machines in the future, many possibilities. Who gives you the right to tell me how long I can't live to? I'll do whatever I want.

I can't do that thing because:
a. I don't know what day I was born on and
b. I can't work with imperial measurements.

Why do all these sites exclude me?
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11-03-2003, 11:24 AM
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Wow. Sadistic people seem to die young. Woe is me.

But hey, look on the bright side! At least my BMI category is "desirable."
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11-03-2003, 03:49 PM
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Fax, it doesn't mean the actual day [i.e - Monday, Tuesday etc]. It means the date...
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11-03-2003, 06:49 PM
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I'll be 74, way to old. I want to die around 40ish
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11-05-2003, 12:22 AM
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11-05-2003, 04:27 AM
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W00t! I'll die 11-10-03, YES dats heaps long to go! wait a minute......NOOOo!!!!!!
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11-05-2003, 11:16 AM
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11-05-2003, 01:25 PM
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11-05-2003, 02:42 PM
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I like the hatemail on the site. Reminds me of Maddox. Mainly a bunch of sensitive Christian freaks thinking that the guy is getting a sick thrill out of pretending hes God. Humerous, quite humerous.
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11-05-2003, 06:22 PM
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Death Clock's replies are weak. I wish the reponses were more Maddox-esque, because some of those people need a good thrashing.
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11-29-2003, 06:32 PM
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11-29-2003, 07:05 PM
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Wednesday, September 15, 2083, woohoo! i dont die in the army!
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11-29-2003, 09:03 PM
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i did post this site on another thread but oh wells...
Tuesday, April 4, 2062
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12-05-2003, 07:34 PM
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ya think?

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