Sloganize it! (It's fun!)

[AquaticAmbi]

Okay, this is way too much fun for the Stupid Shit thread. Plus, this is something everyone can have fun with and talk about what they "sloganized", be it their name, random object/body parts , or whatever.

Sloganizey Fun

The more immature the word you put in is, the more amusing it seems to be. Here's some examples of the words I plugged in and the phrases it gave me (Please don't think any less of me!):

Poop:
Let the poop begin.
Plop, plop! Fizz, fizz! Oh what a poop it is!
Snap! Crackle! Poop!

Vagina:
I can't believe I ate the whole vagina.
Tastes great, less vagina.

Sodomy:
The coolest sodomy on ice.
Four out of five dentists recommend sodomy.

And this is not meant to be insulting or racist, but I can't resist.. Jew:
Good to the last Jew.

Enjoy!

[Leto]

XD This is great! "The worlds Poopie Marketplace", was my first sloganized slogan thing! "An Army of Moose", "There's no wrong way to eat a Dingleberries.". "There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Preporation H."

These are just plain weird.

[MojoMan220]

Some of my favorites:

A Day Without Fungus is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Bring Out The Caucasian.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Christians.
Happiness is Puke-Shaped.
Mama's got the Magic of Genitals.

[sligster]

Grease- Lickin' Good!
Have a Grease and smile!
Have a break. Have a Grease

[Alcar]

Hehe. Some of mine:

"There Ain't No Party Like A Penis Party."
"Have Peter Your Way."
"Takes a Dane but it Keeps on Tickin'."
"A Tough Dumkopf to Follow."
"Don't Forget The Fooking, Mum."

Alcar...

[sligster]

I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but I just had to do it...

Snap into a Zieg Heil!
Sharing the Zieg Heil of your life
Time to make the Zieg Heil
Can you tell Zeig Heil from butter?

[Hobo]

Did somebody say hobo?
You can really taste the suicide!
Keep that Peter complexion (I assume this one means covered in grease)
We're with the OWF
More penis please!
It needn't be hell with christianity

http://bluejoh.com/cgi-bin/movies/movies.cgi?word=

[AquaticAmbi]

Here's a few I got from using hobo's equally great link:
2001: A Space Squid
Monty Python and the Holy Cow
Twin Penis
Hobo Farm

[Silversnow]

I have a boring mind...
"Chocolate semen since 1911."
"Think prostitute."
"Built for pornography, designed to last."
"Monsieur, with this monkey you are really spoiling us."

[Wil]

Tee hee hee.

Good To The Last Rape.
Make Every Vivisection Count.
To Our Members, We're The Fourth Jerry Springer.
Mama's Got The Magic Of Voluntary Human Extinction.
For That Deep Down Body Phallus.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Phallus Overnight.
The Sweet You Can't Eat Without CFNM.

Oh, what gay fun. Now for some hobism:-

The Twink In the White Shirt
The Zoophilia of the Day
All Creatures Offal and Small
The Public Schoolboy of King George
Bring Me the Placenta of Mavis Davis

[Al the Glukkon]

At 29p an Alex, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
Cuts Glukkon Time in Half.
Good Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Danish Written All Over It.
Poppin' Fresh Zombie.
Things Go Better with Decapitation.

[Abeguy]

I'm Jewish and I was very surprised that the first word it had was "Jew"
"Grab life by the Jew"

[TheRaisin]

Ambi's Link:

It's Jew Time.
Change your whole mangina.
That's handy, Harry! Stick it in the Donut!
Don't be an Amber Shintoist.
Nobody does it like Testicles.
Happiness is a cigar called Donkey.
Look Ma, no ass!

From Hobo's link:

Tribbles of Fire.
The Knob Vanished.
The Scarlet Stick.
The Mexican Man.
Kind Caucuses and Coronets.
Alice in Vaginaland.
Kirk and the Holy Grail.
Monty Python and the Holy Fetish.

Heh. Great stuff.

[Nate]

This is so wrong, but if I may paraphrase:

The Third Reich: Good to the last Jew.

sorry for that, had to get it out of my system.

*minimises window as German boss approaches*

Well whilst we're on a Jew-theme:

Snap! Crackle! Circumcision!
Sweet as the Moment When the Circumcision Went "Pop"
Because Circumcision is Complicated Enough.
Circumcision Makes Everything Better .
Only a Fool Breaks the Circumcision.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Circumcision.

and finally:
Circumcision Makes Everything Better.

[Abeguy]

let's face the music and rabbi
because rabbi is complicated enough
time for a sharp bagel
a bagel works wonders
biting the hand that feeds monkey
life's pretty straight without monkey
you deserve a google today
i bet he drinks dick
the ultimate pussy machine
hemroids is our middle name
beanz meanz oddworld
live in your oddworld, play in ours
feel the pocket
slogan-australian for beer

[Fuzzle Guy]

Fuzzle Guy. It's What's For Dinner.
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Biggy Bro Slig?
The Best Part of Waking Up is Nate Dog Wolf in Your Cup.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Alcar.
I Wish I Were a Facsimile Weiner.

[Facsimile]

This site is brilliant! Awesome find!

"The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Oddworld Forums."
"Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Butsecks?"
"Making Dragon Wang Taste Better."
"Unzip a Dragon Wang."
"Prolongs Active Dragon Wang."
"If You Like A Lot Of Dragon Wang On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."

I am pissing myself laughing.

[Gretin]

This site is brilliant! Awesome find!

My thoughts exactly! Here's mine from the site AquaticAmbi showed us:

Made To Make Your Stuff Water.
Aaahh, Green!
Now with 50% more Candy!
Unzip an Explosive.
Kids Will Do Anything for Explosives.


And the one hobo showed us:

The Wind in the Paper.
Far From the Madding Case.
My Foot Launderette.
The Killing Protractor.
The Crying Fly.

[Rich]

Originally posted by Fuzzle Guy
Nate Dog Wolf

I find it amusing that you can never seem to spell 'Nate dog woof'.

On topic: "This is the age of the Penis"

[Nate]

I think 'wolf' is probably cooler. I should ask to change it. Or maybe not.

Anyway, here are some movie titles for your reading pleasure:

The Remains of the Zoroastrian
The Zoroastrian, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover
The Zoroastrian Monty
Felching Encounter
Felching and the Holy Grail
Dr Felching

[TheRaisin]

I really cracked up at "Bring Me the Placenta of Mavis Davis".

[nads]

Porn:
Pure Porn

Halo 2:
Have Halo 2 Your Way.

Chicken:
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Chicken?

Tampax:
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Tampax.

Floppy donkey dick:
N/A (stupid things that didn't make sense)

Resident Evil 4:
The Future's Bright. The Future's Resident Evil 4.

Sex:
Chocolate Sex Since 1911.
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Sex.
I Can't Believe It's Not Sex.
Sex Not Included.

[AquaticAmbi]

I Can't Believe It's Not Sex.

That'd be a great ad for some sort of vibrator/dildo sort of thing.

[TheRaisin]

Heh heh heh. This is a very perverse thread. And immature. And that's why it's so funny. Ambi, that would be the funniest thing ever.

I use I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, because I like to be incredulous when I eat my breakfast. Mwa ha ha.

[Leto]

"Gee, Your Nazi Torture Device Smells Terrific."

"I Think, Therefore Nazi's ."

"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Jesus."

"The Science Of Jesus."

"Beanz Meanz Jesus."

"Yo Quiero Fat Bastards."

"I Liked The Fat Bastards So Much, I Bought The Company!"

[The Shadowman]

Don't be a coward, do it the military way!
Don't get mad, get shoot
Here as classic: Don't forget to flush
A** wiping goodness
Don't be a fool, get a laxative
Finish your job the right way, in the toilet
That flies the crap farm!
Feeling down, then get your bit** a** up
Watch for slow moving fat people
Mission is going absolutly F.U.B.A.R
Another classic: Thats my a**
Clan of the midgets
Midget wrestling
Honest to goodness real cat
Real Place: Lung Wah, Chineese Restrant
A clasic example of idiot speech: I will kill you until you die from it!
Its better with scurvey
I break for terrorists
generals are people too
Do you want fries with your fries
Cat-high in protien
Can you smell the lard?
We're cooking with crisco and a**
The rat's name is Earl
I have a Nazi in my head


Those where all in my brain not a random word creator, ahh yes I have heard all of those at least 5 time. Me and OT kept a book of these so there plenty where that came from. We made a list like this to possible include some phrasings like this in the magizine but most of them where just for kicks

[Joe the Intern]

"There's First Love, and there's Cunnilingus Love."

Edit: I thought it would be good enough by itself, but I couldn't resist this one: "8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Cunnilingus."

Hotcha!

[Nate]

Okay guys, don't just post everything the site gives you. Edit out any one that is not funny enough to hold up the standard.

[AquaticAmbi]

I second what Nate says, and also, please do not do as Shadowman just did with posting random crap out of his head without even using the link. (No offense, Shadow.)

I mean, yeah, this thread is for using random words or phrases... but you should at least use the link with what you come up with, since it is the purpose and topic of this thread...

"The taco that smiles back"

[TheRaisin]

I Want My Excrement.
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Excrement On Your Knife.
See the USA in Your Excrement.-- heh, no kidding
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Texas.
That'll be the Mango.
I Bet He Drinks Fat.
I Can't Believe It's Not Klingon.

Eh, couldn't come up with any more funny words. Let's try the movie one...

A Clockwork Grapefruit-- laugh my ass off
The Smegma Fields
Gregory's Smegma

Eh, I've run dry.