The Halo Talk Show! I'm your host...

[Alpha]

Stefan Farrell, this is the show which interview some of the chracters from the world of Halo and how thier life has been since Halo 2 and how they're doing now.

Stefan:So Master Chief, you told the crew earlier that you were having some problems with your family since Halo2, how is that for you?.

MC:Huh?, what you on about?.


Stefan: Don't you remember you were in the helicopter..

MC:Still not getting anything..

Stefan:Oh come on!, you must remember when you told us about that!, you fell out the helicopter remember!?.

MC:Not sure..

Stefan:You were holding your SMG

MC:OH YEAH!! NOW I REMEMBER, yes my son's think I'm a joke now sorry bout that Stefan.

Stefan:It's okay so why are you a joke to them?.

MC:It's really sad ever since the bast*** "Fancy-Pance Arbiter" came and stole all my glory cause he get's the last bloodly level of the game doesn't mean he's better and now my kids laugh and suck up to him all the time and-

Stefan:Hold up thier MC, we have confirmed reports that Arbiter is here and is on the stage..


*Arbiter enters* *Crowd Roars*

Arbiter:What you got against black people?, huh well punk!?.

MC:Hey don't come in here making me look like the bad guy your'e-

Arbiter:What's the matter is it because I got a black d***?, think your so great cause your a "Cyborg"?.

MC:At Least I can masterbate over Cortana

Cortana:WTF!!??

Arbiter:Least I don't wiegh half a ton!

Stefan:Guy's this gettin kinda outta hand.

MC:It's baby fat and you know it!

Arbiter:Yeah and I got balls *say's arbier as he rolled his eyes up to heaven like this* Rolling Eyes .

Stefan:Cut!

*Walks over to MC and Arbiter*

Stefan:Okay guys let's try and settle this peacefully okay?, please..

MC:Okay steve

Arbiter:Sure

Stefan:Okay thanks guy's.

Stefan:Okay and were back!

Arbiter:YOU SON OF BI***! *Attacking MC*

MC:*Sqeuls like a girl* AHH he might break my manacure!!

Stefan:CUT! CUT! *Rock hit's my head*

Stefan:*wakes up 5 mins later* Okay that's all we have time for today (MC and Arbiter fight in the backround) I'll be interviwing Cortana next time and why she hates people looking at her boobs all the time, so untill next time Sayanara!.

MC:AHH!, not the Visor!".

*This is a comedy peice I made up, using the chracters from Halo 2*

Enjoy..

[Cyber-Slig]

1. Wtf? 0_o

2. Heard of the NOAL board?

[Alpha]

^the NOAL board?

2:Why is the person who answers first always saying huh? (I've posted this in a load of places) most others say it's great!.

3:It's like Jerry Springer just go with it.

[Dino]

*moves*




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What?




Rich said I would make a good moderator. I'm just trying it out for size ok?!? Good.



Yes I know I didn't actually move it.

[Alpha]

^ Did you like it?..:?

[Oddish]

I think the problem is that this is the wrong place to post such things, they belong as CB said; Non-Oddworld and Literature.

[SeaRex]

No.

Just no.

Thank you, Alpha. Thank you for making my life just one little bit harder.

*closed*