Hi there
Hi there, I'm Martian. I'm new. Interesting, eh?
Wait, before I start. To all the less-intelligent people out there, I'm not really a martian, k?
Okay, so a little about me. Erm... let's see... I like bacon. That's pretty much what I can say about myself. I like to stay in... MYSTERY DUN DUN DUNNNN!! *covers self with black cloak*
So at the moment, I'm flinging around a rabid cat to scare off some bullies. I'm not sure if it's working since I already have two black eyes. They must have a strategy to get around my rabid cat attack! I must know it!
But while I'm figuring that out, read my profile.
Okay, it's been fun guys. It's time for me to go. Wait, what the hell am I doing? I'm not leaving. Sorry, sorry, this business with the rabid cat is distracting me.
Anyway, I can't wait to get to know you all, though you probably wouldn't want to get to know me. Well, that's life for ya.
So I'll see you all when I see you. I mean, I'll hear you all when I hear you. Wait, that doesn't make sense either. OKAY, I'LL READ YOU ALL WHEN I READ YOU. There, done. Adios.
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