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11-25-2004, 10:30 PM
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Hi there

Hi there, I'm Martian. I'm new. Interesting, eh?

Wait, before I start. To all the less-intelligent people out there, I'm not really a martian, k?

Okay, so a little about me. Erm... let's see... I like bacon. That's pretty much what I can say about myself. I like to stay in... MYSTERY DUN DUN DUNNNN!! *covers self with black cloak*

So at the moment, I'm flinging around a rabid cat to scare off some bullies. I'm not sure if it's working since I already have two black eyes. They must have a strategy to get around my rabid cat attack! I must know it!

But while I'm figuring that out, read my profile.

Okay, it's been fun guys. It's time for me to go. Wait, what the hell am I doing? I'm not leaving. Sorry, sorry, this business with the rabid cat is distracting me.

Anyway, I can't wait to get to know you all, though you probably wouldn't want to get to know me. Well, that's life for ya.

So I'll see you all when I see you. I mean, I'll hear you all when I hear you. Wait, that doesn't make sense either. OKAY, I'LL READ YOU ALL WHEN I READ YOU. There, done. Adios.
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11-25-2004, 11:55 PM
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Hello Martian. I'm sorry, our leader is out at the moment, can I take a message for you?

By the way, you don't seem to be another incarnation of Reese, so you're okay in my books.
Have a good time here.
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11-26-2004, 01:19 AM
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Welcome to the forums, Martian!
Hope you'll enjoy every second.

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11-26-2004, 03:41 AM
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Welcome to the forums Martian!

Just don't annoy me and you'll be an Admin before you know it

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11-26-2004, 04:01 AM
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Heh, don't mind Alcar, just ignore him :P.

Welcome to these *ahem* WONDERFUL forums! Feel free to stay as long as you like! And when you start to dislike the forums, we'll force you to stay.

Oh, btw, you got humour. I like you!
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11-26-2004, 06:49 PM
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Hi there, I'm Martian. I'm new. Interesting, eh?

Wait, before I start. To all the less-intelligent people out there, I'm not really a martian, k?
Well at least you don't think you are a martian, or mudoken.(No offense Odd Trusting)

Yes well welcome to these forums! Please stick around because there are a lot of people who leave after they join.

P.S. I find that a small dog works better than a cat.
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11-26-2004, 07:54 PM
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Heya Martian! Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy it here!!
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11-26-2004, 08:03 PM
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Intelligence. A notably uncommon occurence in newcomers.

I <3 you.

But not your taste in music
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11-27-2004, 01:36 AM
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Enjoy. I'm Ferill.

Dont touch hobo's chair, its............yucky........
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11-27-2004, 01:55 AM
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Peter. Fix his rank.

I'll have to agreee about your music tastes with Davey. Metallica are good, but you need some Maiden!

Yeah. Don't touch my chair.

and hi!
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11-27-2004, 04:30 AM
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Lol. A newbie with humor. Wow. Fun ^_^

Have a great time. Look forward to reading your posts and whatnot.

So have abit of fun duplidoo and everything.

Oh. And if you pay me £5, I'll get fez to meet you round the back of the sheds.

(I like your music tastes, and Iron maiden are BAAAAAAAAD!)
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11-27-2004, 07:44 AM
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Oh. And if you pay my £5 I'll get fez to meet you round the back of the sheds.

(I like your music tastes, and Iron maiden are BAAAAAAAAD!)

That an offer?

And I agree
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11-28-2004, 01:54 AM
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Thanks for all the welcomes guys.

I haven't been around the forum lately, probably due to a giant flying cow hitting my house (I was just away for the weekend.)

So, yeah, I'll see you all around the forums. Now I'm off to have some tea.

Adios.
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11-28-2004, 09:19 AM
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I haven't been around the forum lately, probably due to a giant flying cow hitting my house
yeah , i've readed it in the news paper


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11-28-2004, 12:59 PM
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Hee, I love your randomness. Bacon is fun. Welcome to the forums! Erm.. there's a HUGE amount of religious crap flying all over the place, so beware!
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11-28-2004, 10:59 PM
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Hee, I love your randomness. Bacon is fun. Welcome to the forums! Erm.. there's a HUGE amount of religious crap flying all over the place, so beware!
I shall beware.

I sometimes get quoted on my randomnessnessness. It's a kind of gift, if you will... it haunts me...
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11-29-2004, 12:21 AM
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11-30-2004, 10:16 AM
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Hi martain i may be late with my reply (i am not slow......well a little) but hi anywayz.
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(I like your music tastes, and Iron maiden are BAAAAAAAAD!)
I agree but they did do 1 good song, and that didn't come close to things like Nirvana and Led Zepplin
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11-30-2004, 04:33 PM
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No, YOU'RE overrated! So there. Take that and a wombat.
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11-30-2004, 10:32 PM
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No, YOU'RE overrated! So there. Take that and a wombat.
Harsh words, my friend. Harsh words indeed.
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11-30-2004, 11:42 PM
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No, YOU'RE overrated! So there. Take that and a wombat.
*Lip starts to quiver*
I... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
*Runs off into another room and slams the door*
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I agree but they did do 1 good song, and that didn't come close to things like Nirvana and Led Zepplin
Okay, I can understand you putting LZ above Iron Maiden (I wouldn't, but hey), but NIRVANA? This is the Nirvana I know, right? Eg. Nirvana - The Most Overrated Band in the World.

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12-01-2004, 11:24 AM
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Led Zep < Maiden

Led Zep > Nirvana

Kurt Cobain was a complete dickwad who couldn't sing and killed himself because he was hopped up on pills.

That's not to say that Nirvana didn't make the odd good track, and even a good album, by the name of Nevermind. Which isn't the best album ever note all you little wannabe grungers.

But yes, Led Zepplin were an amazing band. But not as good as maiden.
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12-02-2004, 01:22 AM
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Personally, I also prefer Maiden over Led Zep, but I can see how they could be rated over Maiden. But not Nirvana. Don't get me wrong, I like Nirvana, they're just so damn overrated, and it's all because of Kurt killing himself.
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So at the moment, I'm flinging around a rabid cat to scare off some bullies. I'm not sure if it's working since I already have two black eyes. They must have a strategy to get around my rabid cat attack! I must know it!
You have bullies in your house?

Welcome, I'm (look at name)!
Your name reminds me of some people i met who had a flying car and they had some intrest in my brain and mating rituals.Yeah...Nice folks

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