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05-24-2002, 04:38 PM
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Me!? A pervert!?! I beg to differ...!

Well, this article certainly clears a lot of things up... It's obvious that I have been doing this for my health...
So all you ladies offended by me or someone else looking at your breasts, remember that I'm only doing it for healthcare reasons...

http://i.xanga.com/laBulabu55/t/2stay_he.jpg
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05-24-2002, 05:05 PM
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Uh-huh...healthy only as long as the woman doesn't mind...some would give you a facial rearrangement if they caught you doing that.
Also...this belongs in Off-Topic...not General Discussion....
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05-24-2002, 05:10 PM
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I was gonna point that out...about it being in wrong place and shtuff.

Basically this is just a sad way for pathetic men to stare at a woman they could never get. Disgraceful...Euk.
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05-25-2002, 12:16 AM
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Wait Chris, don't you like porn or soemthing? Uh-oh, we'll be stuck with you for 5 more years Interesting survey, but is it worth having every girl think your a crazed stalking pervert? Heh, I don't think so....
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05-25-2002, 10:20 AM
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I dont mind porn, i haven't seen porn for like 3 mths but i dont mind it. Mainly because the women do that as a job and they know the consequences and stuff, that article was basically saying to men: "Say its healthy and stare at her tits!" which is what women dont need since most men stare at their breasts when speaking to them anyway...which is quite disgraceful really and i am pissed off by it when somebody does it to my friends. I hate articles like this, they encourage the sick behavior of men so that they have a 'reason' or 'excuse' to do it. Next there will be;

"Breaking of wind is supposed to relieve constriction around the heart, thus lessening the chance of heart attacks."

or

"Yes, drinking 11 cans of beer in one day/night is set to increase your wage packet by a whopping 50%!!"

or

"Having multiple lovers is known to make your bank balance go up."

Pathetic.
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05-25-2002, 10:28 AM
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Originally posted by Jacob
I hate articles like this, they encourage the sick behavior of men so that they have a 'reason' or 'excuse' to do it. Next there will be;

1. "Breaking of wind is supposed to relieve constriction around the heart, thus lessening the chance of heart attacks."

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2. "Having multiple lovers is known to make your bank balance go up."
1. How can you think 'breaking of wind' is sick?

2. What do you have against polyamory?
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05-25-2002, 11:38 AM
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1. How can you think 'breaking of wind' is sick?

2. What do you have against polyamory?
Ok, i'll explain;

1) The way men (And some women do it) Is just disgusting, they do it in public places...amongst people...on peaple and then laugh at it thinking its funny. Ok...its not. Its a natural function that should be kept to the privacy of oneself.

2) Nothing. But again, the way men percieve it. Most women dont want to be shared and thus have a tendencie to get upset when their lover has a affair...if a man was to have his own way it would be considered a nessecity of life. Something that would be the law with such things as '3sums with other women is compulsary'. Most men would have a affair with another woman if they knew they could get away with it.

Is that sorted now...are you calming down? You seemed like a tense Mormon for a min there.

(Ok...i just realised that i made it sound like i was against Polygamy...im not though.)
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05-25-2002, 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by Jacob
1. Is that sorted now...are you calming down? You seemed like a tense Mormon for a min there.

2. (Ok...i just realised that i made it sound like i was against Polygamy...im not though.)
1. Heh! Mormon...

2. (Good. Glad to hear it.)
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05-25-2002, 08:52 PM
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Can I point out to you, Chris, that this is not a serious article? It's a joke. You don't seem to have noticed that...
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05-25-2002, 08:55 PM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


1. How can you think 'breaking of wind' is sick?

2. What do you have against polyamory?

1. LOL

2. Eew, your a hussler!

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05-25-2002, 09:00 PM
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You don't seem to have noticed that...
Indeed i didn't...ohhh, how embarassed i do feel now.
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2. Eew, your a hussler!
That's why my nick name is Tom the Hussler.
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