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04-18-2004, 09:45 AM
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The Great Forum Massacre

The Great Forum Massacre
this story will prove to be quite unusual...

I am still writing the first chapter but to give you a heads up I'll explain this story. It takes place on the forums and each of the forumers shall be included. Please don't get pissy if you don't see your name in this story, but I've tried to include all the "frequent" and "well-known" forumers as best as I can. I'm not telling you what it's about, so just marvel at the title for a bit, mm-kay.
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04-18-2004, 09:50 AM
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Hmmmmmm what happened to your crazy smily comic thing that was class how far are u?
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04-18-2004, 09:52 AM
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I'm not done with it, and I'm still working hard on it. It takes quite a while to make a good Flashtoon
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04-18-2004, 10:09 AM
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Yer well all i can say is im looking forward to seeing it and finding out what this great forum massacre is.
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04-18-2004, 01:22 PM
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I assume you'll include me, right? I mean, I'm well known, right? People like me, right?! Ah, I don't care. I know I'm cool.
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04-18-2004, 03:22 PM
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This sounds interesting. Write something up allready!
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04-18-2004, 05:59 PM
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Ohhh... weird, original thing about the forums...
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04-19-2004, 09:42 AM
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The only way i can describe your idea is "controversial", and I can't even spell it right.

While I'm sure everyone will find everyone else's portraly funny, are you sure the people you use can laugh at themselves?
If you want to know, feel free to kill/use/ignore Adder in whatever way you want to.
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04-19-2004, 09:47 AM
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Oh my god! We're all gonna die! Because that's what massacre is, huh? *puts a stupid face on*
Anyway, that sounds like fun! Waiting for it now.

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04-19-2004, 09:55 AM
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Sounds.... intriguing...

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04-19-2004, 10:52 AM
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Weee! Here comz duh a-po-ko-leepz
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04-19-2004, 12:05 PM
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Make fun of me all you like. I love laughing at myself! See? Watch this!

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04-19-2004, 12:07 PM
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I think it's funny that he's already gotten 11 replies and he hasn't written anything.

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04-19-2004, 12:13 PM
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Heh heh. That is pretty humorous.
SS, if you do decide to use me in this... whatever is it... feel free to do what you want. I, too, like to laugh at myself. I am very funny.
*thinks about self*
Heh. Heh heh. Hee heh heh. Ah-ha ha. Ha ha ha ha! Ahhh ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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04-19-2004, 12:14 PM
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I think it's funny that he's already gotten 11 replies and he hasn't written anything.

Aticipation...Hype...you name it.

I think it's because we want to know who the killer is, who dies, who's the hero etc. That's why I'm here. Plus the thread name is intriguing .

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I'm wondering if I'm in it, and if I'm like, the token black guy or something.

Which would be funny, 'cause I'm white.

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Damn, I'm absent from the forums 8 hours and 9 extra replies pop up, heh, one every hour I s'pose. Anyway, I'm still revising the first chapter, I'm really making this a good one, let's just say it involves a fight between ferill and hobo
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04-20-2004, 05:28 AM
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i know i wont be in it but i dont mind, but i do want to read it so i wait here......
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I don't mind if you kill me if I am in this. I like to laugh at myself too. But I do hope you post this soon. I am looking forward to it. Tell me does this involve a chainsaw. Because that would be cool look out for leatherface!

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Me. Fight with Ferill. Are you mad? I'd die instantly!
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Whoop-de-doo!

Fez and CJ are gonna fight^^
I have my money on hobo
He's got some nasty sharp sticks with him.
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04-20-2004, 07:14 AM
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Ah yes, but he has no Ka-Do-Ma under his belt like i do......
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If the use of projectile weapons is allowed... I think it's going to be an instant kill by ferill. I can just imagine: three seconds in, he whips out a bazooka he got off the Internet. KER-BLAM!
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S4y wl-l4t?
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Please, cut the spam.

As for this fiction, it sounds like it will be quite an amusing piece of work. Can't wait to see it *thumbs up*

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Whoop-de-doo!

Fez and CJ are gonna fight^^
I have my money on hobo
He's got some nasty sharp sticks with him.
Don't forget his Jar-O'-Cookies!

When is the chapter coming...
mmmm... forum story...
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This is a good idea S.S I can't wait to see the first chapter. I don't really care if i'm in it or not, so do what you want with me.

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Hmm he must be putting allot of work into it if he is still writing it.
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04-21-2004, 07:19 AM
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I'd kick Hobo's ass in all ways. Except he is more popular then me, so he'll probably win. Who would you like to win?
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