The Great Forum Massacre
this story will prove to be quite unusual...
I am still writing the first chapter but to give you a heads up I'll explain this story. It takes place on the forums and each of the forumers shall be included. Please don't get pissy if you don't see your name in this story, but I've tried to include all the "frequent" and "well-known" forumers as best as I can. I'm not telling you what it's about, so just marvel at the title for a bit, mm-kay.
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HAPPY HOL-ODD-DAYS!
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add.
The only way i can describe your idea is "controversial", and I can't even spell it right.
While I'm sure everyone will find everyone else's portraly funny, are you sure the people you use can laugh at themselves?
If you want to know, feel free to kill/use/ignore Adder in whatever way you want to.
Heh heh. That is pretty humorous.
SS, if you do decide to use me in this... whatever is it... feel free to do what you want. I, too, like to laugh at myself. I am very funny.
*thinks about self*
Heh. Heh heh. Hee heh heh. Ah-ha ha. Ha ha ha ha! Ahhh ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
Damn, I'm absent from the forums 8 hours and 9 extra replies pop up, heh, one every hour I s'pose. Anyway, I'm still revising the first chapter, I'm really making this a good one, let's just say it involves a fight between ferill and hobo
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HAPPY HOL-ODD-DAYS!
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add.
I don't mind if you kill me if I am in this. I like to laugh at myself too. But I do hope you post this soon. I am looking forward to it. Tell me does this involve a chainsaw. Because that would be cool look out for leatherface!
If the use of projectile weapons is allowed... I think it's going to be an instant kill by ferill. I can just imagine: three seconds in, he whips out a bazooka he got off the Internet. KER-BLAM!
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate