The only way to win the war on terror!

[paramiteabe]

Hey I heard an intresting thing on the radio the other day saying that the solution to the worlds problem on terrorisim. Terrorist are very religious people who think if they kill them selves they will be going to paradise. Well Isreal figured out how to protect them selves from terrorist. Symply gather bags of Pig fat and hang it everywhere. Isrealis are hanging bags of pig fat on their busses to ward off terrorist and suicide bombers. That way the terrorist or suicide bomber won't come up to you and kill himself and you. Because they think that if there covered in pig's fat or pork products they will go streight to Hell.

Ah they will think twice those damm extremist from comming after us. Why dident America invest in this intresting method of terror repelent before? We would win the war on terror just by symply haveing pig fat by us. These people say they are not afraid of anything but yet afraid of stupid pig's fat. Wow! And I bet the Hijackers went streight to Hell because they probabally were near all kinds of pork products on the morning of Sept 11th. I mean I am sure the plane was serving breakfest at the time and I am sure there was bacon and sausage and all kinds of pork products that probabally melted on the terrorists bodies. Wow who would have thought that pig's fat can win the war on terror. That is so wierd! I got to find this on the stations web site and show you. Hale The Pig!

[Esus]

Well, that is not for every religion so it wouldn't work for everyone.
Also, a lot of them will consider such ridiculous notions as rubbish and will exclude that from their entire beliefs.
Also, other people will assume they would not get covered in the meat (and rightly so) and still go ahead.
Also, a lot of terrorism is not suicidal for the terrorists.
Also, a lot of terrorists are not religious at all, they merely hate America or certain other people/countries.

And I bet the Hijackers went streight to Hell because they probabally were near all kinds of pork products on the morning of Sept 11th

I bet they werent.

[paramiteabe]

Oh what do you know you person you! Those stupid terrorist hijacked planes at the wrong time of the day. It was breakfest so they went to Hell! Hale the Pig!

[The Red Muse]

Hale The Pig!

No, Hail Me!



*tries to avoid Alcar's Evil Eye(tm)*

*ahem* Anywho,

My point is that this--pork-fat-thing--- is gross. Like, ewwww.
I mean, sheesh, I wouldn't like to spend the rest of my days surrounded by pig-fat. Think of the smell. Think of the flies and maggots that nest in the festering fat. Think how the millions of maggots squirm in the fat.Think.
Gross, no? Yes? I thought so too.


...actually I don't care about no terrorist problem... as long as they don't come here.

*HeH*

(I'm so mean...)

[paramiteabe]

Yeah That would be rather sick. The funny thing is, is that Iseril is doing this. I couldn't find the story but I tell ya it was funny.

[Jacob]

'The funny thing is, is that Iseril is doing this. I couldn't find the story but I tell ya it was funny.'

I've heard funnier, more ridiculous stuff, circling around your Religion...

[paramiteabe]

Good one! I can think of more funny things of terrorist.