Uhhh, Hello...?

TheNative2003 · #1 11-02-2003, 02:49 PM

Hello everybody. Just your friendly everyday Native.. Heh..Heh..

Um, okay. So i'm not funny. but I'm mad about Oddworld games! I own Abes Exodus (For PSX) and Munch's Oddysee (For XBOX). What Oddworld games do you own?

***Wil*** · #2 11-02-2003, 03:36 PM

Hiya Native, looks like I'm the first to welcome you to the Forums. Enjoy your stay here - things are very slow right now, but they should gradually pick up until the release of Oddworld 4 when they'll burst into a crazed frenzy of activity. Be sure to check out the FAQs (which you can get to via my sig), although I have to apologise for the OWF one, it's in a state of bad repair, but should eliminate the need for you to ask repetative questions. Make sure to read the rules, too - the image in your signature is far too big. If you want, you can find banner request thread in Forum Suggestions and Help.

But like I say, stick to the rules, don't spam, and you surely can't go down badly with the locals.

Oops, I forgot to introduce myself. You might as well call me Max on here: I'm the new mod of General Discussion and have long been branded 'The Oddworld Encyclpaedia'. That reminds me, another Brit I notice. Oddworld sure is big here.

TheNative2003 · #3 11-02-2003, 04:12 PM

sure is!

So i guess there are lots of brits here...

Mojo · #4 11-02-2003, 04:34 PM

Hi and welcome to the Forums. I hope you'll have a good time here.

My name is AlphaScrab, and as you can see, I'm the OWH Mod. Seek my council (or anyones council) if you're experiencing difficulties in the games.

Have a nice time here!

Hobo · #5 11-02-2003, 04:53 PM

Hey!

Welcome to OWF, Max's welcome message sumed it up nicely, and it's nice to have more of us brits here.

A bit about myself, I'll be good to you if you avoid netspeak and don't screw about in the RPG froum.

***Wil*** · #6 11-02-2003, 05:13 PM

That's Hobo's way of getting more people to join the RPG, don't be scared off.

Majic · #7 11-03-2003, 12:25 AM

I'm Majic. I'm mod of off topic from the election last year. If you ever think of a good discussion idea or find a cool link, then post it. Productive members make the difference

O yea, and be scared of Hobo. He'll dismember you for fun. Max secretly helps him, too.

Mac the Janitor · #8 11-03-2003, 01:37 AM

Hi.

I'm Mac.

I like your body.

Hobo · #9 11-03-2003, 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by Majic
O yea, and be scared of Hobo. He'll dismember you for fun. Max secretly helps him, too.

Don't tell him about out secret handshake!

***Wil*** · #10 11-03-2003, 03:11 PM

Oh, if only it involved things as publicly displayable as hands...

Anyway, I was going to make a joke following on from Majic's dismemberment 'joke', but Mac somewhat usurped it... I'm surprised he didn't advertise his upcoming gaming venture.

nads · #11 11-03-2003, 07:10 PM

*whistles* wackos

Hey, I'm nads, yes, my name is nads. It's nads. Nads is my name and so on and so on.

As you can tell, uhhh...can you tell?

Go to the offtop boards, I'm there A LOT. I SHOULD be mod.

Have a good time and watch for the dyslexic kids, they'll rip off your head in a heartbeat

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Mac the Janitor · #12 11-03-2003, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug
I'm surprised he didn't advertise his upcoming gaming venture.

Yeh, I thought about it, but I decided to do you all a favor and shut up...

oddguy · #13 11-03-2003, 09:38 PM

EDIT: Hmmmmm, I didn't know I could double post.

-oddguy

oddguy · #14 11-03-2003, 09:39 PM

Welcome to zee forums, TheNative2003!

I am oddguy...a very sexy member of the OWF, who's life goal is to rule a planet made entirely out of alien cheese slices that are individualy wrapped in plastic DVD cases with special features for the blind, deaf and dumb to enjoy with the entire family!

-oddguy

Ashe · #15 11-06-2003, 01:29 AM

Hello thenative2003. Welcome to Oddworld Forums. I hope you have fun here. The Oddworld games I have are Munch's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus.

TheNative2003 · #16 11-08-2003, 12:16 PM

Hi everybody and thanks for the warm welcome. Hobo, I am not scared of you

and I would appreciate it if you could bring my RPG character to life. I really wouldn't have thought i'd fit in.. But you proved me wrong. I'm sure I'll have a great time at the forums, guys!
First i'll need some buddys...

Abe-gun · #17 11-08-2003, 05:14 PM

By the looks of it, you are pretty nice, so I'll be your friend. Maybe when Oddchat boots up again, we can hang out.

Joshy · #18 11-08-2003, 11:06 PM

Facsimile · #19 11-09-2003, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by Abe-gun
so I'll be your friend.

Have you organised a play-date yet!?

Hello new person. You'll be fine here if you follow this advice:
When swimming, make sure you have an adult or guardian around.

Reptile · #20 11-09-2003, 01:27 PM

Hey Native...person, I am Reptile.

I don't want to be mean or anything but do you change your name every year. Hint the 2003.

nads · #21 11-10-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Reptile
I don't want to be mean or anything but do you change your name every year. Hint the 2003.

no, new models come out each year.

Abe16--->Abe17
nativewhoseeywhatits2003---->higifliga2004

Abeguy · #22 11-10-2003, 07:38 PM

you shall ask me for help for your OW needs

nads · #23 11-10-2003, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Abeguy
you shall ask me for help for your OW needs

It's true. You can ask him. Don't though.

Reptile · #24 11-11-2003, 03:59 PM

He knows nothing. Trust me.

Abeguy · #25 11-11-2003, 07:07 PM

you hurt my feelings, vile, stupid, little Slurg! (not rank) you have messed with ABEGOD!!!! i know more than you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nads · #26 11-11-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Abeguy
you hurt my feelings, vile, stupid, little Slurg! (not rank) you have messed with ABEGOD!!!! i know more than you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are the biggest tard I've ever seen.

Majic · #27 11-11-2003, 11:55 PM

Now now, play nice. He can ask Abeguy if he wants. It's imposible to hang around here and not catch at least basic OW trivia.

CarboN · #28 11-12-2003, 09:33 AM

HI
Hi
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hi

Hobo · #29 11-12-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by nads
no, new models come out each year.

Abe16--->Abe17
nativewhoseeywhatits2003---->higifliga2004

You wait for the New Alcar '04. Now with Eagle eyed action.

TheNative2003 · #30 11-14-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
I like your body.

Erm. Tell me someone, does he always do this or is he being one helluva maniac?! I feel uncomfortable mommy!!