More of AS's bullsh!t

[Abe's son]

Before I start this colum I'd like to say. PEOPLE ARE STUPID. OK?! I went to go see SWAT, thinking it'd be a good movie, it was, but everyone there was just so...retarded, one person just kept yelling out PENIS!! Every time a fight scean started. What a dumbass. Also my math teacher is as thick as pigshit, its almost painful. We havn't had a math test yet, only how to create a proper form. You stupid bitch, you cant teach for shit...

Hello there folks.

I bet your thinking "Oh no, more bullshit..."

Its not bullshit...its bullsh!t

This is only an intro...so...goodbye now because i have class

[Reptile]

Well that was disturbling, exactly what is it you are trying to achieve?

[guitar kid]

be terribly upset if i said wha...?

[nads]

Yeah, Mrs K is a fat a55.

[beserker slig]

and i have to put up with her next year...
lees is fine, exsept once she gets mad,
its detention for a week...
at the end of the day, she doesn't
care that i beat the crap out of my friends...
(i'm surprised they still like me!)

[nads]

umm...okay

[beserker slig]

i always say that they hate me if i'm mad.

like when we started saying "hi, i'm danny and i...
(in a deeper voice)stole from my mom!

its kinda stupid.