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04-24-2003, 03:55 AM
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hints for your love life

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.

Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might
break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.


Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of
losing what you already had with that person?

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.

You can't tell your heart what to do.

It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you
don't want it to.

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that
other person was too afraid to let you?

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too
much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at
all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of
rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think,



afraid of what will be










found out about us.

But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have
done, or could have had.

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say
good-bye?

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be
there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you

never got




to tell them how you felt?

(even if it is that you don't care anymore)

*What would you do if you loved someone


more than ever and you couldn't




have them?

*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with
all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die.
And I want to tell you that
you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid), you would be
in my heart.
Would I be in yours?



You might be best friends one year,



pretty good friends the next year,



don't talk that often the next,




and don't want to talk at all the year after that.


So, I just wanted to say,


even if Inever talk to you again in my life,


you are special to me and
you have made a difference in my life,



I look up to you,
respect you, and
truly cherish you.


And let old friends know you
haven't forgotten them,


and tell new friends you never will.


Remember, everyone needs a friend,



someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all,


just remember this


and take comfort in knowing


somebody out there cares about you
and .. always will..

I LOVE YOU!!!!

P.S. I found this in my mail-box
Ethan
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04-24-2003, 09:29 AM
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Just when i thought his topics couldn't get any stranger...
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"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud

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04-24-2003, 09:53 AM
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Ditto........

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04-24-2003, 11:25 AM
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Yep! this will be the longest I have ever read on this forum! sheesh!
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04-24-2003, 05:14 PM
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I've spent longer. On some of jacobs fanfics which were real long! Or some other fanfics! THEY ARE MASSIVE! Okay i'm glad you put the ending on, the i found it in my mailbox. Otherwise i would be screaming now! What a waste of time! *walks off*
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I'm naked.
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That was stupid, lame and... stupid.
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05-04-2003, 06:45 PM
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You ****ing sick gay basterd why the **** do i want to know that sick shit you fat thing.
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05-04-2003, 06:51 PM
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you fat thing.
Ha-Ha...DI is a Fat naked thing...who was born out of wedlock...and gay...
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05-04-2003, 07:18 PM
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Morons...

I was about to close this topic, until I realized that sometimes some people can't help but imitate retarded monkeys.
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05-04-2003, 09:21 PM
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Actually I find it pretty funny...
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*giggles like a school girl at what jacob said*
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Originally posted by ethan
You ****ing sick gay basterd why the **** do i want to know that sick shit you fat thing.
Dude calm *laugh* down. He wasn't even *too much laughter to hear the rest of sentence*.
Fat thing... *Lying on floor holding stomach laughing*.
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05-05-2003, 11:14 AM
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Good...god....
So what if you found that in your mailbox? Go post it in the poetry section.
Amen to that, facmile.
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Oh, oh dear god! I'm fat!

*calmly licks crisco off his fingers*

I would have replied to this sooner, but I was too busy being morbidly obese. My fingers were too large to hit individual keys, and I had to order a typing wand.

But thanks to rush delivery, all is well.

Oh, and Kai, of course you think it's funny. Because everyone knows bible thumping, preachy, pretentious little cadets such as yourselves have excellent taste when it comes to humor. Bravo!

As for you, ethan, you just got yourself a warning. Not because your insults were directed at me, but because you made some rather nasty, 'anti gay' [and anti fatty, for that matter] comments.

Shame on you.
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05-06-2003, 12:19 AM
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"Oh, and Kai, of course you think it's funny. Because everyone knows bible thumping, preachy, pretentious little cadets such as yourselves have excellent taste when it comes to humor. Bravo!"

lol Well you know I'd have to agree I am a "little cadet" as you so put it, compared to you that is. If you get what I mean. But thats just childish. Shame on me making comments like that. One thing still hasn't changed, I still think this is funny. Oh and guess what else, if your behavior...doesn't improve, from what I've been seeing, I'll issue you warnings. That is, if you hadn't have recieve any by this time. (wich would be pretty amazing) Just try to lighten up man...it's not like we're laughing at you, it's more like, we're laughing with you.
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05-06-2003, 12:38 AM
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Sorry, no warnings yet.

I'd like to know who deemed me fat, anyway...I'm not cut and lean, and I'm not a bag of bones...but I'm not 'fat'.

Issue me as many warnings as you'd like. As far as I'm concerned, I have yet to do anything ban worthy. But feel free to exercise your online powers, mister! After all, where would the forums be without you?

It's amazing you're not an administrator, honestly!
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05-06-2003, 05:34 AM
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It's amazing you're not an administrator, honestly!
Such a low blow...

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it's not like we're laughing at you it's more like, we're laughing with you.
Thats what liars who dont want their victims to commit suicide say...
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Holy hell, it's a day later and this thread is still making me laugh uncontrollably. There are even funny come backs this time. Nice work DI.
Hey can we have some forum for the most incredibly funny threads to go? This should be number one.
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I agree with you, it's amazing that I'm not an Administrator. However, it's great that you acknowledge the fact that you understand I will issue you warnings when needed. On a side note...your not fat, simply big boned. Have a nice day Disgruntled Intern.
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I think that we should all just be friends, give hugs, and then go mud wrestle as we shave each others armpits. Wouldn't that be o-so-delightful?
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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
I think that we should all just be friends, give hugs, and then go mud wrestle as we shave each others armpits. Wouldn't that be o-so-delightful?
In the immortal words of Morgan...

"Ahh... delicious."
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Im with what Dave said, but aside from that I must admit I have been following this topic for awhile and its been quite funny, it actually made me chuckle!! Now to the point, Im sad to say that we all need to clam down and just settele (sp?) this in a calm manner (if thats at all possible?)....*walks away laughing*
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Oh god, big boned.

I'm crushed. Not only by my own weight applying steady pressure on my internal organs, but by the immense weight of your well thought out insult.

Dear god, I've got to take action.

*sobs into mayonaise and lard sandwich*

Okay..really now..

*ripples over to weight watchers*
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Alright! That's enough! This has to stop!
I can't stop laughing everytime I read this thread!
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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
I think that we should all just be friends, give hugs, and then go mud wrestle as we shave each others armpits. Wouldn't that be o-so-delightful?
OK Majic dont be getting gay on us here.

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Can we just feel the love in this room? Now now children!
What love.... i feel hostility and hatred.....
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OK Majic dont be getting gay on us here.

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Oh, for goodness sake....
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It's all about the mayonaise and lard sandwiches isn't it?
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