Mmmmmmmmm... Barry

[Wolfpac]

Just say that you and your friend "Barry" are taking a light airplane flight over some mountains. But something goes wrong. You guys loose control of the craft and crash into the mountains. Somehow you manage to survive, but you have a few broken ribs, so it is hard for you to move. Sadly, the same thing can't be said for Barry. To your Horror, Barry has died. A couple of days later no one has found you. Help could be hours away or no one might not find you for weeks. Now you broken ribs means that it is very hard to move to go looking for food, but lucky for you, there is a small water supply just a few feet away from you. But you are starving of Hunger. Barry is getting covered in flies and is starting to smell. Even though he was your best friend, he is your only food supply around.

So What Do You Do???

[Canned Gabbiar]

Hmm... This is the craziest post yet. Well, I'd have to say.... STARVE. Human decency forbids me to cannibalise.

[Jacob]

Eat him. Primal instinct kicks in Canned so you really wouldn't have a choice...

[lindsey]

no way this is descusting this is a wherd topic

[The Red Muse]

I'd eat him!
But only if there wouldn't be any other way for me to survive.

Besides, he's already dead! He wouldn't mind...
He would just be happy to know that he helped me to survive...

[oko]

oops i thought you meant BERRY like in "blue berry"hehe....if a mod can fiks i rather starve

[Facsimile]

I would bash my head in with a rock. Or eat grass. Or if the mountains have snow, eat that. But otherwise the rock thing.

[Joshy]

Tasty Barry.... hmmmm yummy, I'll eat him for sure. But is there a fire that you can cook him with?

[Majic]

I'd eat him. You morals people are aall too spoiled, you have to remember our ancestors lived off eating raw animals and stuff.

[atusiya@]

I'll eat him
like this movie ( Alive 1993)
atusiya@'s father

[Oddness]

Eurgh, I wouldn't eat him after a few days. I'm very squeamish - I'd probably cook him on the first day and try to keep the meat somewhat fresh. It'd be a nasty decision to have to make.

[Canned Gabbiar]

Yeah but Majic, they didnt eat each OTHER. According to this documentary on Cannibilism, human meat is supposed to taste sweet.

Well, guess you could do what Napoleon's army did on their march through Russia. But I still think it's wrong... so very very wrong...

[Facsimile]

What did they do? I don't know/care about history so please tell.

[Abe's son]

Eat barry!! I WANT TO LIVE!!

[MunchOnThis]

I would eat Barry, and then pour mustard on old Barry

[munchman]

sorry barry but i would eat you if i was starving really bad. plus you cant just turn down some nice tasting human flesh

[MojoMan220]

I'd eat Barry, but it would take several weeks of munching and snacking...

[Alcar]

Heh

I'd not have a clue, starvation and near-to-death experiences can warp your mind into doing whatever you need for survival.

However, I find it quite funny that people criticise Cannibals from African/South American/Whatever tribes, because they eat humans. For jeebs sake, we are animals and you eat animals. It's all because of this superiority stuff we humans have implanted into us (by the way, I wasn't singling anyone out).

I hope dolphins do take over Earth and send us to the seas, where we will evolve (in like a ba-zillion years) into water creatures!

Yes, I do like Dolphins. They are my favourite animal (animal includes Humans, so you can see how much I hate the human mentality).

Alcar...

[Facsimile]

Originally posted by Alcar
For jeebs sake, we are animals

I am not!
*Scratches the back of ear with leg*

Yes, I do like Dolphins. They are my favourite animal

My favourite animal is a helicopter.

[oddling]

*roasts piece of Barry on stick* Mmmm..... Uh oh, I don't know if I can finish this. *takes some Barry home in a doggy bag*

Oddling l:c l

[Dipstikk]

I'd only eat him if there was enough Holendae Sauce to go around. But that's just me.