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not anything "funny" like lose weight
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lol, that was the advice i was gonna give you.
I could never be fat, i keep having nightmares about it and so im on a constant diet...not too skinny and, hopefully, not too fat.
The best comeback for that is;
"Dont be so hard on yourself..."
Or something like that, but i prefare the more insulting approach...
"And what a miniscule penis..."
You then have to point at his groin.
Then if he goes;
"And how the f*ck would you know...?"
Just say;
"Well, if you take after your dad, it will be..."
Then if he goes;
"Shut the f*ck up, my dad wunt touch a dog like you..."
Say;
"Thats right, he prefares Sheep..."
Then if he says;
"F*ck you..."
Say;
"Wow, three words out from what your dad said to me last night..."
Its a rather amusing game to play...