Been a Year allready.

Al the Vykker · #1 10-20-2002, 11:14 PM

Dear Members,

I thank you all for the great time this past year, and have been glad to meet people that I will probably always remember for some reasons good or bad, It has been a great past year, and has changed me actually in a few small ways, but its great to talk to people not only about oddworld but important issues going on, and has helped that most of the time. Especially in our world right now that at times cannot be fully understood, its great to come here and just get my mind off of things, or actually get my mind on a thought such as a world issue. So you see these forums even after all the events that have happened have remained as well as myself and its members. But let us never forget everything that has happened, and try to learn from those events, and also try to forgive eachother, even ourselves for things we may have said to one another. Or still have our own opinions too, but trying to respect people as well. Now before I get further on a soap box with this, I would like to just say its been interesting, and a great past year, and I have had the privelage of knowing all of you very well I hope, and in someway talking to you. I will look forward also for the times to come on these forums, and again when its been two years here also, and so on. Thanks again.

Sincerely Your Fellow Member, Al the Vykker

Disgruntled Intern · #2 10-21-2002, 01:15 AM

*sobs*

No...no, wait.....

*orgasms*

Al the Vykker · #3 10-21-2002, 01:20 AM

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*Orgasms*

What a pitty of having a sticky Keyboard.

Who was the one member who had the same problem the one time. Hmm I remember you and Chris pointing him out. Oh well, doesnt matter anyways, hes probably long gone allready.

-Al the Vykker

ZombieX · #4 10-21-2002, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
*orgasms*

heh, did you know some people get turned on by being on trains? No no, not having sex on trains. Just being on a train makes them come.

Disgruntled Intern · #5 10-21-2002, 01:54 AM

wow....Kind of like this romanian I read about....he orgasmed when he was hit by cars....I don't want to say it was the only way he could, but it must have been damned good, because he kept hurling himself in front of moving vehicles....his insurance company wouldn't even carry him anymore, ha.

ZombieX · #6 10-21-2002, 02:25 AM

Imagine that! Orgasming whilst dying... what a way to go! Couldn't he get his fix elsewhere?

Did toy cars turn him on too? Those would be kinda like his dildos, right?

Jacob · #7 10-21-2002, 04:12 PM

Now look what you've done, the pair of you. You have polluted this nice message with your turning on-ness of train stuff. And orgasmicality of cars...what is wrong with you. They're are children of the forums now saying:

"Mummy, whats an orgasm...?"

"Well dear, an orgasnism is a tiny little thing, that squiggles and wiggles around wildly."

"Where are they?"

"Well, mainly in dirty waters, like our pond..."

*Kid goes to school with a jar of pond water*

"Look what i've got, orgasms!! So there."

Which in turn morphs into a vile competition in which children run around trying to get more orgasms than each other...shame on you both.

***

On a serious note i too would like to thankyou all...you have made me feel special and superior. The foto's of you have made me laugh histericly and cry...cry because of the oxygen which is being wasted to sustain your pityful lives. I hope i have the pleasure of meeting you in real life...and turning off your life-support machines.
You have made me realise how great and superior i am...and for that...i mock and ridicule you.
Thankyou all you freaks, geeks, nerds and turds. Its been eye-opening...for me anyway.

Silversnow · #8 10-21-2002, 06:02 PM

*reads all the posts*
Ok. Right.

Wait a minute... It's been a year since what? Since... you got here? *reads Al's again* Uh... *feels stupid* I thought the forums were older. Have I missed something?

And all the other posts: I'm glad to see some people are easily entertained...

paramiteabe · #9 10-21-2002, 09:14 PM

One year and going strong my friend! Stay odd! Hey my 1 year aniversary is comming up too. November 1st a year ago today I joined but this is for you Al. Happy OF aniversary Al.

Your buddy Paramiteabe...

Majic · #10 10-21-2002, 09:24 PM

Horray for Al

And Chris, how dare you inspire kids to start the "orgasm fad" again! Naughty naughty.

Al the Vykker · #11 10-21-2002, 10:19 PM

Yes the forums are older than one year, Im just saying one year since I joined the forums. That clears that up, and thanks guys.

Though somehow I knew that this was going to turn into another discussion oh well, remember the anti biotics topic, that quickly turned into an evolution topic quite quickly so im not suprised.

Kids these days and there orgasms, what has our society come to....

-Al

ZombieX · #12 10-21-2002, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Now look what you've done, the pair of you. You have polluted this nice message with your turning on-ness of train stuff. And orgasmicality of cars...what is wrong with you. They're are children of the forums now saying:

"Mummy, whats an orgasm...?"

"Well dear, an orgasnism is a tiny little thing, that squiggles and wiggles around wildly."

"Where are they?"

"Well, mainly in dirty waters, like our pond..."

*Kid goes to school with a jar of pond water*

"Look what i've got, orgasms!! So there."

Which in turn morphs into a vile competition in which children run around trying to get more orgasms than each other...shame on you both.

***

On a serious note i too would like to thankyou all...you have made me feel special and superior. The foto's of you have made me laugh histericly and cry...cry because of the oxygen which is being wasted to sustain your pityful lives. I hope i have the pleasure of meeting you in real life...and turning off your life-support machines.
You have made me realise how great and superior i am...and for that...i mock and ridicule you.
Thankyou all you freaks, geeks, nerds and turds. Its been eye-opening...for me anyway.

Now look what you've done, the pair of you. You have polluted this nice message with your turning on-ness of train stuff. And orgasmicality of cars...what is wrong with you
Polluted.. I never thought I'd hear an orgasm referred to as pollution.

"Mummy, whats an orgasm...?"
lol.

"Well dear, an orgasnism is a tiny little thing, that squiggles and wiggles around wildly."
Reminds me of a joke we played on our teacher 2 years ago...

On a serious note i too would like to thankyou all...you have made me feel special and superior. The foto's of you have made me laugh histericly and cry...cry because of the oxygen which is being wasted to sustain your pityful lives. I hope i have the pleasure of meeting you in real life...and turning off your life-support machines.
You have made me realise how great and superior i am...and for that...i mock and ridicule you.
Thankyou all you freaks, geeks, nerds and turds. Its been eye-opening...for me anyway.
Seconded!

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Originally posted by Silversnow
*reads all the posts*
Ok. Right.

Wait a minute... It's been a year since what? Since... you got here? *reads Al's again* Uh... *feels stupid* I thought the forums were older. Have I missed something?

And all the other posts: I'm glad to see some people are easily entertained...

*reads all the posts*
I'll try that one day.

Wait a minute... It's been a year since what?
Orgasms....

Since...
Again...

you got here?
And again...

*reads Al's again*
And again...

Uh...
Uh!

*feels stupid* I thought the forums were older. Have I missed something?
Ahhhhh...

And all the other posts: I'm glad to see some people are easily entertained...
Ohhh. *claps hand to mouth*

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
Horray for Al

And Chris, how dare you inspire kids to start the "orgasm fad" again! Naughty naughty.

Horray for Al
Orgasms...

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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
Yes the forums are older than one year, Im just saying one year since I joined the forums. That clears that up, and thanks guys.

Though somehow I knew that this was going to turn into another discussion oh well, remember the anti biotics topic, that quickly turned into an evolution topic quite quickly so im not suprised.

Kids these days and there orgasms, what has our society come to....

-Al

Orgasms.

***Alcar*** · #13 10-22-2002, 03:25 AM

Happy one year Al!

*counts on fingers how many topics have been turned into orgasm related topics, then stops because he's had to use both hands, and both feet and there are still more to go*

Alcar...

ZombieX · #14 10-22-2002, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Alcar
*counts on fingers how many topics have been turned into orgasm related topics, then stops because he's had to use both hands, and both feet and there are still more to go*

*...so starts masturbating and orgasms*

Majic · #15 10-22-2002, 11:52 PM

You know, people are starting to stare now...... MIght want to go to a more.. private area

Al the Vykker · #16 10-23-2002, 12:41 AM

a more private area for your allready private area. Seems like Zombie X does need to clean up, as shall say its a real kill on your Words Per minute typing when you fingers are stuck to the keys by we will say for lack of a better term "Substances". Oh well, can we get back on topic people, its gone a bit far, or do you like to play a little to much I mean really.

-Al the Vykker

Disgruntled Intern · #17 10-23-2002, 12:59 AM

*masturbates to the idea of Zombie masturbating*

MunchOnThis · #18 10-23-2002, 07:02 PM

ROTFLMAO

Ow it burns! My eyes!

*covers her eyes at the sight of this where this topic is going*

-Jilly

Al the Vykker · #19 10-25-2002, 02:10 AM

Guys come one lets keep it clean, it can only go so far until it just gets old, not funny, or just annoying. So please why dont you talk about it elsewhere. I had never intended my topic to turn into one of these bodily function topics.

-Al

Majic · #20 10-25-2002, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
Guys come one lets keep it clean, it can only go so far until it just gets old, not funny, or just annoying. So please why dont you talk about it elsewhere. I had never intended my topic to turn into one of these bodily function topics.

-Al

The same thing happened to PAs shrinking topic you know. Your not alone

ZombieX · #21 10-26-2002, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
*masturbates to the idea of Zombie masturbating*

Well my girlfriend asked me to masturbate (wank) on the hood (bonnet) of her car earlier. *sighs*

What's so appealing about a Zombie masturbating anyhow?

Guys come one lets keep it clean, it can only go so far until it just gets old, not funny, or just annoying. So please why dont you talk about it elsewhere. I had never intended my topic to turn into one of these bodily function topics
Sorry to upset you, but if it weren't for the multiple orgasms your post would be sinking down the page right now.

One more for luck:
*orgasms*

Al the Vykker · #22 10-26-2002, 04:14 PM

Yes true it would be sinking possibly, but not "flooding" with something besides water Zombie.

-Al the Vykker

ZombieX · #23 10-26-2002, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
Yes true it would be sinking possibly, but not "flooding" with something besides water Zombie.

-Al the Vykker

Ho ho ho. Barrels of laughter.

Jacob · #24 10-26-2002, 08:35 PM

Zombie, you need to get a foto of yourself.

And what is it with straight guys and sperm...Jeez, your worse than gay guys and their penis'.

***Alcar*** · #25 10-26-2002, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Zombie, you need to get a foto of yourself.

And what is it with straight guys and sperm...Jeez, your worse than gay guys and their penis'.

Oh, god, I'm laughing really, really hard at the moment.

Alcar...

ZombieX · #26 10-27-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Zombie, you need to get a foto of yourself.

And what is it with straight guys and sperm...Jeez, your worse than gay guys and their penis'.

Zombie, you need to get a foto of yourself.
Yeah, course.

And what is it with straight guys and sperm...
Well it's rather useful when you want kids.

Jeez, your worse than gay guys and their penis'.
That makes a whole load of sense.

Seems Alcar likes you anyway.